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Peterson’s Troll Smackdown: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, ANONYMOUS, comment section, cowards, deplorables, dissent, Edgy, fantasizes, Hostile, hurt, hurting, internet daddy, Jordan Peterson, Minecraft, Petersons, political ramifications, rejection, slap, SmackDown, Threats, troll, Trolls, turn to, Unhinged

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of internet daddy issues? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for edgy anonymous cowards like ourselves to come together and build some epic virtual worlds!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while avoiding the political ramifications of internet drama. Our community is filled with like-minded deplorables who just want to have a good time without worrying about getting slapped by our internet daddy.

So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs internet daddy when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with his unhinged fantasies.

CraftyBagelz – Mining, Crafting, and Memes Galore! #5105

4koma, Banners, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, Crafting, CraftyBagelz, Events, Friends, Galore, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Mining, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Updates

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Farms Harvested:	689
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against Gregorius, the heavy armor-wearing menace who’s been terrorizing players with his indoor antics. Take on the Fury of Set in a limit break assault that will leave you questioning your sanity. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where teamwork is key, but chaos is inevitable.

But that’s not all! We have events like the SCHALE Settlement Task with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate the treacherous waters of high school politics. And who could forget the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, where you’ll learn the true meaning of noodles and friendship.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

Lowkey Lefty Lads Minecraft Madness

Behavior, Communication, culture, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, internet, Keyboard, Lads, Language, Leftist, lefty, Lowercase, Lowkey, madness, Males, Masculinity, Minecraft, ONLINE, Perception, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Typing, writing style

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	130
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone types like they’re writing a formal letter? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all you lowercase-loving leftists out there! Join us for a wild ride where grammar rules are thrown out the window and lowercase letters reign supreme.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary lowercase warrior, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players who dare to type in uppercase. Rumor has it that if you catch a glimpse of this elusive being, your typing skills will improve tenfold and you’ll never accidentally hit the caps lock key again.

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the lowercase lifestyle. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the lowercase warrior and embark on epic quests to rid the world of uppercase tyranny. It’s lowercase or bust, baby!

Crafty Halfling Hotties: Minecraft Server for the Short and Sassy!

agile, Characters, Community, Crafty, discussion, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, feminism, Gaming, gender, Halfling, hotties, independent, Minecraft, Opinions, Perspectives, Race, representation, Roleplaying, Sassy, Server, short, Stereotypes, STRONG, Women

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Oh boy, let me tell you about the halfling women on our Minecraft server! These pint-sized princesses may be small in stature, but they are mighty in their building skills. Rumor has it that they can construct entire castles out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone in record time. And don’t even get me started on their farming abilities – they can grow crops faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, they throw the best block parties in all of Minecraftia. So if you want to be surrounded by talented, fun-loving halfling women, come join our server and prepare to be amazed!

CraftyPlasticSurgeryLand: Where even Steve can get a facelift! Join us for a pixelated nip and tuck adventure!

Adventure, aesthetic procedures, appearance enhancement, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, cosmetic enhancements, cosmetic procedures, CraftyPlasticSurgeryLand, cultural attitudes, facelift, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Join, male plastic surgery, Masculinity, NIP, personal grooming, physical attractiveness, pixelated, self esteem, self-care, societal acceptance, societal expectations, societal judgments, societal pressures, steve, tuck

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Animals Bred:	133	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Votes:	5636	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of being judged for wanting to look fabulous? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into the most stunning virtual hunk or babe in all of Minecraftia! Our community is filled with players who embrace the beauty of male plastic surgery and will support you every step of the way. So why wait? Join now and show the world that even pixels can be flawless!

LOLcraft: Nene’s Epic Fail Server

adaptation, Anime, Audience, Challenges, Character development, Competition, determination, earlicking, Entertainment, Epic, Fail, Fushi, Girls, growth, Jealousy, Kohaku, LolCraft, Manga, Nene, Nenes, Performance, Popularity, PRESSURE, Server, success

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Falling into the Void:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a cat trying to lick its own ear? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Kohaku and Fushi are considering joining just to keep up with the craziness. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible (including earlicking apparently)! Join now before the girls take over and start eating into your gaming time!

Crafty Contrarian’s Chaos – A Minecraft Server for Rebels and Renegades!

Chaos, contrarian gamer, Contrarians, Crafty, Game Culture, Gaming, gaming analysis, gaming attitudes, gaming behavior, gaming choices, Gaming Community, gaming habits, gaming mentality, gaming mindset, gaming opinions, gaming patterns, gaming perspective, gaming preferences, gaming psychology, gaming trends, ignoring trends, Minecraft, popular games, rebels, Renegades, Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mines Excavated:	4347
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of missing out on all the latest gaming trends because you’re too cool for mainstream games? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of a community of rebels who refuse to follow the crowd. We specialize in all the games that everyone else is playing, but we put our own unique twist on them.

Don’t let FOMO get the best of you – join our server and be ahead of the curve by being behind it! Who needs popular games when you can be a trendsetter in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re too cool for mainstream – but not too cool for us!

Rothschild’s Blocky Adventures – Crafting with the Illuminati!

Adventures, America, Atreides, Baron Rothschild, blocky, british aristocracy, Crafting, foreign land, Fremen, green psychopaths, Harkonnen, Harkonnens, illuminati, islamic world, Israel, Jewish, muslim hordes, Rothschilds, The Emperor, white nations

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the epic battle between the Harkonnens, the Fremen, the Atreides, and the Emperor!

Join the Harkonnens and channel your inner Baron Rothschild as you plot with your green psychopath clan to loot the lands of the Muslim hordes. Or join the Fremen and defend the Islamic world with all your might!

Feeling patriotic? Join the Atreides, who discover they are actually half Harkonnen and Jewish – talk about a plot twist! And if you’re feeling fancy, join the Emperor and embrace your British aristocracy roots.

With insane alliances, crazy battles, and outrageous storylines, this Minecraft server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness – Slash, Craft, and Slay with the DDG Crew!

action, Adventure, augments, capcom, Character Creator Archiver, core skills, Craft, CREW, DD2 pawn sheet, DD2 Pawns, DD2 Steam page, ddg, Do you want your pawn hired?, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma 2 Skills, Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, FANTASY, madness, Minecraft, Official Capcom Survey, patch notes, Pawn Guild, Riftslut Edition, RPG, slash, slay, video game, Wiki

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Farms Harvested:	349
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the Riftslut Edition for all you naughty adventurers out there! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft with a twist of Dragon’s Dogma madness.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is filled with epic quests and challenges inspired by Dragon’s Dogma. Fight mythical creatures, explore mysterious dungeons, and uncover hidden treasures that will make you feel like a true hero.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most outrageous character creator you’ve ever seen. Want to make a pawn that looks like a giant cheeseburger? Done. How about a character with skills that shoot rainbows and unicorns? We got you covered.

And if you’re looking to show off your pawn and get them hired by other players, look no further! Our community is always on the lookout for unique and powerful pawns to join their party.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most exhilarating adventure of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Join us now and let the madness begin!

RoboCraft: Where even fembots can’t resist the urge to mine and build!

Advanced technology, Androids, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BUILD, female robots, fembots, feminism, future society, futuristic, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, human-machine interaction, Humanoids, machine learning, Resist, robocraft, robotics, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Technology, urge

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6547
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Votes:	3487	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even fembots are welcome to join in on the fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They may be small, but they are mighty!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Who knew skeletons had such killer dance moves?

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature – the rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

4. We have a floating castle in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, they’re worth fighting for.

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, wacky world where anything is possible – even fembots building pixelated skyscrapers!