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Crafty Chaos: Pick Your Poison

barnacles, Chaos, cold, cold as blue ice, Crafty, Dante, Dante’s Inferno, Demon, demon semen, Devil, devil’s dick, flavor, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, Ice, kakigori, Pick, Poison, razor sharp shards, Semen, Shards, sharp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magic Items Found:	7775	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6432
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a devilishly good time! Ever wondered what demon semen tastes like? Well, on our server, we have a special kakigori made from the devil’s icy cold dick covered in razor-sharp barnacles. It’s a flavor experience you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon with a fondness for disco music. If you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, the treasure is all yours!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a village of zombie pigmen who have a passion for interpretive dance. Join in on their routines and you might just earn their trust and get access to their secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

CheekyCraft: No Pool Rules!

aita, army base, Bottoms, cheeky bathing suit, CheekyCraft, conservative swimsuit, EMBARRASSMENT, Exercise, family friendly, inappropriate, lifeguard, pda, Pool, public pool, recreation swimming, ruffle bikini bottom, rules, shade shore, social anxiety, swimsuit, Target, thong

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	256	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of being told what you can and can’t wear at the pool? Do you want to swim in peace without judgment? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can wear whatever pixelated bathing suit you want without any lifeguards telling you to cover up!

We don’t have any rules about PDA because, well, it’s Minecraft. You can build a virtual pool with your virtual husband and splash around all you want without anyone batting an eye. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of social anxiety and will never judge you for your choice of swimwear.

So leave the real world drama behind and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your pool. Join us now and swim your worries away!

ParentalSupport69

adult children, Adulthood, cultural norms, dependent, economic challenges, family, family dynamics, family relationships, financial burden, financial independence, financial reliance, financial support, generational differences, living expenses, Millennials, parental support, ParentalSupport69, parents, societal expectations, south korea, young South Koreans

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that 66% of young South Koreans are dependent on their parents just to play on it! Like, can you even imagine how epic it must be to be so addicted to a Minecraft server that you can’t even adult properly?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to build a house made entirely out of diamonds. Like, who needs a regular old dirt hut when you can live in a DIAMOND PALACE, amirite?

And get this, if you’re lucky enough to stumble upon the secret hidden treasure on this server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie. I heard one player wished for a pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of TNT. Like, talk about explosive fun!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and become part of the 66% of young South Koreans who are living their best virtual lives! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

CraftyKillersMC

chilling, chilling conversation, chilling encounter, chilling encounter with a killer, chilling experience, chilling story, Conversation, CraftyKillersMC, crime, criminal, Dangerous, Dark, death, Homicide, Killer, murder victim, murderer, serial killer, true crime, violence

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

haha, join this server if you wanna avoid murderers, cuz we got a secret code that only lets in people who have never killed anyone! plus, we have a pet zombie pigman who tells the funniest jokes, like why did the creeper cross the road? to blow up your house! lololol. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers, true story bro. so come on over and let’s build a giant toilet together, cuz why not? #minecraftlife

ADHD Meds Boost QoL Server

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral health, Boost, cognitive function, Effectiveness, Improvement, medication, meds, mental health, Mental Wellness, meta analysis, neurodevelopmental disorder, non-stimulant, pharmaceuticals, psychiatric medications, Qol, quality of life, Server, stimulant, systematic review, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE TAKING ADHD MEDS – IT WILL IMPROVE YOUR QUALITY OF LIFE! NO JOKE, THIS SERVER WILL HAVE YOU FLYING THROUGH PIXELATED SKIES AND DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS LIKE A MADMAN! STIMULANTS AND NON-STIMULANTS, WE’VE GOT IT ALL! JOIN NOW AND EMBARK ON AN EPIC MINECRAFT JOURNEY THAT WILL LEAVE YOU FEELING LIKE A BLOCKY SUPERHERO!

Fish Palace

advantages, Community, community-driven, Competition, Discord, Economy, fish palace, Fun, Minecraft, Minigames, no pressure, Optional, pay to win, Peaceful, Perks, player-friendly, Prison, Purchase, Server, Skyblock, solo-ran, Survival, Towny, try it out.

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Buildings Constructed:	48	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Welcome to Fishie! This server is for anybody looking for a peaceful solo-ran community. I have built everything from the ground up, getting little to no help. You aren’t obligated to join but give it a try! We offer fun game modes, including epic minigames to play and compete with others! We offer a fun economy and little to no pay to win tactics or features. Any purchase made is entirely optional and by your own choice. None of the perks of purchasing equal unfair advantages or unequal treatment by others. If you have any questions or concerns join the discord, if not go ahead and hop into the server and start playing today!

Fishie.minefort.com

LaughCraft: YLYL Minecraft Server

commentary, current events, dark humor, Edition, Government, humor, LaughCraft, Minecraft, News, political commentary, political humor, political jokes, political memes, political news, Political satire, political science, Politics, satire, Science, Server, social commentary, society, ylyl

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every hour on the hour?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant creeper who roams the land giving out free hugs (and explosions). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies are busting out killer dance moves.

So why join our server? Because why the heck not? Let’s embrace the chaos and have a blast together, because fuck us all, that’s why!

CraftyPals Minecraft Server

Anime, autistic interests, CraftyPals, Fandom, Fishing, Gaming, History, hobbies, Manga, Media, Minecraft, niche communities, niche interests, normalfag, obsession sharing, obsessions, passions, romance of the three kingdoms, Server, sports, strategy games, touhou, unique interests

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Are you tired of being judged for your unique obsessions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your autistic interests! Whether you’re obsessed with Touhou or Romance of the Three Kingdoms, we’ve got you covered. Say goodbye to normalfag activities like fishing and sports, because on our server, we only accept the most eccentric and passionate players. Join us now and let your obsessions run wild!

DoglessGatheringAITAH

Boundaries, Communication, dog aggression, dog bite, dog safety, dog training, DoglessGatheringAITAH, Dogs, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, guilt trip, newborn, parenting, pet behavior, pet ownership, pit bull puppy, Safety concerns, Siblings, Toddler

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the worries of strange dogs and toddler mishaps. Our virtual world is a safe haven where pit bull puppies can’t sink their teeth into your little ones, and old, super chill dogs won’t give you a scare. Say goodbye to guilt trips and hello to endless fun and adventure. Join now and build your own family-friendly paradise, where the only bites you’ll see are from zombies and creepers!

Macron’s Explosive MineCraft

Alliance, Conflict prevention, cooperation, crisis management., Diplomacy, explosive, foreign policy, France, France diplomacy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, prevent explosion, regional stability, united states, US

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Farms Harvested:	337
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild party in the middle east but without the explosions, ya feel me? Macron be all like “we gotta stop the boom boom” and we be like “nah bro, we just wanna build cool stuff and have fun in minecraft”. so come join us and let’s make the middle east a peaceful place, one block at a time. let’s do dis, fam! 🎉🔥🚀

YesterCraft: Tomorrow’s Limit

acceptance, aging, carpe diem, contemplation, deep thoughts, Existential, fleeting moments, inevitability, introspection, Life, Limit, mortality, perspective, Philosophical, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, time passing, Tomorrows, wisdom, YesterCraft, yesterdays

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

hey u, ya u, do u ever feel like u got more yesterdays than tomorrows? well guess what, on our epic minecraft server, we make yesterday TODAY and tomorrow YESTERDAY. u heard me right, time travel is real on this server, u can go back and relive ur glory days or fast forward to see ur future self.

not only that, but we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing chickens. u never know what u gonna find around the corner on this server. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

so come join us on this wild ride through time and space, where yesterday is today and tomorrow is yesterday. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.