cold as blue ice Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Chaos: Pick Your Poison

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Emeralds Found:	8219

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a devilishly good time! Ever wondered what demon semen tastes like? Well, on our server, we have a special kakigori made from the devil’s icy cold dick covered in razor-sharp barnacles. It’s a flavor experience you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon with a fondness for disco music. If you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, the treasure is all yours!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a village of zombie pigmen who have a passion for interpretive dance. Join in on their routines and you might just earn their trust and get access to their secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

MomLied Minecraft Server

age, Birthday, Conflict, Cooking, Correction, dad, DISRESPECTFUL, elders, family, Fool, international school, lying.., Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, MomLied, nicely., opportunities, private school, Server, Stepfather, Talk, westernized, Withdrawal

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from the crazy family dynamics like the one described above.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone telling you to drop out of school or cook for them against your will. Instead, you can focus on creating epic structures and exploring the vast landscapes of our Minecraft world.

And don’t worry about anyone accusing you of being “Westernized” or disrespectful of your elders. In fact, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some awesome builds!

ChunkyCraft

anniversary, body image, Breakup, children, ChunkyCraft, Confrontation, DATING, emotional response, ex, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, family event, husband, messy breakup, public event, relationship, reunion, self esteem, Social Interaction, weight gain, Wife

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2974	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s dirty tank top? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is like a fancy event with your ex and his dad, except instead of awkward encounters, you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. And don’t worry, we promise our players smell much better than that hoodie-wearing ex.

Just like finding true love after a messy breakup, you’ll find a new home on our server where you can create lasting memories and friendships. Who needs an ex when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to support you?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughing too hard at the ridiculousness of it all. And remember, on our server, everyone is a winner – except maybe that ex’s wife. But hey, that’s just part of the fun!

UnbotheredAF in Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, inner peace, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, positive mindset, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assertiveness, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-validation, smp, UnbotheredAF

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of caring about what others think of you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as you build giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. Who needs validation from others when you can have a whole server worshiping your pixelated likeness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our SMP is actually run by a group of sentient chickens who have mastered the art of redstone. That’s right, these clucking geniuses have created elaborate traps and puzzles for players to navigate, all in the name of chicken domination. Will you rise to the challenge and outsmart our feathered overlords, or will you be pecked to oblivion?

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and join a server where anything goes, come on down to our SMP and leave your cares at the door. Who needs approval when you can have a blast blowing up your friends’ houses with TNT cannons? Let the madness begin!

BlockyBedBuddies

BlockyBedBuddies, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, growth, Intimacy, lessons learned, never again, past experiences, personal limits, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Self Respect, self-care, self-empowerment, sexual boundaries, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual regrets

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	397
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Meteorites Collected:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to avoid ever having to deal with a creeper again – both in-game and in the chat! Our moderators have special powers to ban any creepers trying to ruin your fun.

We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches… with diamond swords, of course! The winner gets a special prize – a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will follow you around and oink compliments at you all day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring Minecraft forever!

ShamWowCraft: Baron-Cohen Approved!

#endorsement, APPROVED, Backlash, BaronCohen, BBC, celebrity endorsement, controversy, criticism, Disaster, Disgusting, Ethics, headline, Journalism, Majdal Shams, Media, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Outrage, Sacha Baron-Cohen, ShamWowCraft, social commentary, Syrian conflict

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	132	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9490	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
New Chunks Explored:	274824	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Love Letters Sent:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a maze that is so confusing, even the Ender Dragon got lost in it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet that shoots out fireworks every time you flush it.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life! but be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

MinecraftMMMadness

Addictive, artificial colors, branding, candy, childhood memories, Chocolate, Colorful, confectionery, DELICIOUS, flavor, iconic, indulgence, Marketing, MinecraftMMMadness, Mms, Popular, RAINBOW, snack, sweets, Treat, Uniform

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5

CoalMineCraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Emeralds Found:	8691	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the canary in the coal mine for modern single player game design – except instead of warning you of danger, it’s warning you of how awesome we are!

Join our server and experience gameplay so epic, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper trying to explode. We’ve got custom mods that turn pigs into flying unicorns and zombies into disco dancers. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and enchanted gear.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every Friday night we host a virtual dance party in our pixelated nightclub where you can show off your best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the most outrageous gaming experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: ReyLuckyManiac

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Potions Brewed:	110
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziness goes down! Join us for a chance to see Rey Mysterio himself battling creepers and zombies with his signature wrestling moves! Rumor has it that he once suplexed an Ender Dragon into the void! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with all the mobs. So why wait? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft SMP around!

CreeperDadExposedLOL

babysitter, building maintenance, condo building, council member, CreeperDadExposedLOL, Drama, Duty, English language barrier, Father, friendship, Harassment, inappropriate texts, marriage issues, Newcomer, sexting, sexual harassment, Small children, strata council, Warning, Wife, young woman

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where the strata council is always on the lookout for inappropriate texts! Witness the epic showdown between a resident and a cleaner over some scandalous messages. Will the wife find out about the sexting shenanigans? Will the building be torn apart by this juicy gossip? Join now to find out and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there! Who knew building maintenance could be so scandalous?

Creeper-in-Chief2020

administration, America, Analysis, controversial, CreeperinChief2020, Damage, DIVISIVE, Economy, Government, historical, History, Impact, leadership, Legacy, modern president, perspective, policies, Politics, post WW2, society, united states

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we debate the most pressing issues of our time, like which modern president (post WW2) has caused the most chaos in America! Join us and argue your case for why President Spongebob Squarepants is the true culprit behind all the country’s problems.

Our server is filled with conspiracy theories and wild accusations, so come prepared to defend your favorite president, whether it’s President Pikachu or President Kanye West. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind the lizard people controlling the government!

So come on down to our server and let’s unravel the mysteries of American politics together, one block at a time. Just watch out for the creepers, they might be government spies in disguise!