Colab for Complete Retards – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

/MCSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Masters

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Looking for a place to showcase your creativity? Look no further than Shu’s Experimental Plot, where you can invite your friends to help out in your fields and create the most outrageous builds imaginable. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and mystery.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content that will blow your mind. From 6 Sniper Fartooth to 5 Vanguard Wan Qing, there’s always something exciting to look forward to. And let’s not forget about the insane skins that will make your character stand out in the craziest ways possible.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

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UnpleasantVibe Minecraft SMP

Agony, anguish, aversion, Despair, discomfort, disgust, DREAD, emotional pain, emotions, feeling, Horror, Loathing, mental anguish, Minecraft, Misery, Pain, Repulsion, revulsion, smp, Suffering, Torment, Unpleasant, UnpleasantVibe

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most unpleasant feeling ever – the feeling of missing out on all the epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server! Trust us, FOMO is no joke, especially when it comes to missing out on the chance to ride a llama dressed as a pirate while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t be left out in the cold like a sad snow golem, join us and be a part of the madness!

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Crafting Chaos: The Unspoken Creeper

Chaos, Crafting, creeper, unspoken

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is the perfect place to test the strength of your friendships as you navigate treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and battle it out in intense PvP matches.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a cursed diamond pickaxe is hidden somewhere in the world, and whoever finds it will be plagued with bad luck for eternity. Will you risk it all for the chance at ultimate power?

Join us and see if your friendships can survive the chaos of our server. Who knows, you might even come out stronger on the other side…or end up enemies forever. The choice is yours!

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MineBP Minecraft Server

#sustainability, $7bn, bp, corporate strategy, dividends, ENERGY, Environment, Expansion, Exploration, financial news, Fossil Fuels, global economy, growth, Investment, Investors, MineBP, Minecraft, oil operations, production, PROFITS, Server, shareholders, stock market

LOLZ JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND DIAMONDS AS BIG AS UR MOMMA’S FOOT! WE GONNA HAND OUT $7 BILLION TO PLAYERS DIS YEAR CUZ WE EXPANDIN’ OUR OIL OPERATIONS IN DA GAME! U CAN BE DA RICHEST PLAYER IN DA WHOLE BLOCK WORLD AND HAVE A DIAMOND CASTLE BIGGER THAN DA MOON! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN AND RICHES, U SILLY GOOSE!

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VenezuelaElectionFraudCraft

Biden administration, Democracy, democracy in crisis, democratic principles, disputed elections, election results, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, foreign policy, international relations, legitimacy, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political turmoil, Politics, Questioning, south america, US government, Venezuela, VenezuelaElectionFraudCraft, Voting

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so wild, even the biden administration is questioning its legitimacy? well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server in town!

our server is like a virtual venezuela, with elections so wacky even the politicians are like “wut?” join us and witness the madness unfold as players battle it out for power and control. will you be the next president of our virtual world? or will you be overthrown in a coup d’etat? who knows, anything can happen on our server!

come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the action. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

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PenguinPredatorServer

Animal Behavior, antarctic wildlife, avian predators, bird behavior, bird conservation, conservation, ecology, ecosystem dynamics, environmental impact, Macronectes giganteus, Magellanic penguins, marine birds, natural history, penguin colonies, PenguinPredatorServer, predation, predator-prey relationships, seabirds, Southern giant petrel, Spheniscus magellanicus, wildlife

join our epic minecraft server and experience the chaos of penguin predators runnin’ wild! watch as southern giant petrels swoop down and snatch up innocent magellanic penguins for their dinner. it’s a real-life nature documentary happenin’ right in front of your eyes, except you can actually interact with the animals and maybe even save a few penguins from becoming bird food.

if you’re lookin’ for some excitement and a chance to witness the circle of life in action, then this server is for you. plus, where else can you say you’ve seen a giant petrel take on a pack of penguins in a battle for survival? join now and be a part of the penguin predator madness!

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Really pro Minecraft server

Active, banner, Community, competitive, Creative, Events, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PRO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Starting, Survival

The server is starting, come on in too 🙂

65.21.9.196:25749

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TrueKingAnarchy: Where chaos is served semi-raw with a side of vanilla, hold the hacks!

alliances, Anarchy, building projects, Chaos, Cheats, developers, EXCITEMENT, freedom, Hacks, Hold, Intended, Ip:, Minecraft, Place, Play, Plugins, semiraw, served, Server, Side, Skills, Survival, TrueKingAnarchy, Vanilla

TrueKingAnarchy Minecraft Server Overview

Description	TrueKingAnarchy is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server, designed to give players total freedom to play just as the developers intended. There are minimal plugins and the use of hacks/cheats is not permitted.
IP Address	95.216.215.160

Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, TrueKingAnarchy is the place for you!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any plugins on the server?	There are minimal plugins on TrueKingAnarchy to maintain a vanilla experience for players.
Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?	No, the use of hacks or cheats is not permitted on TrueKingAnarchy.
What kind of gameplay can I expect on the server?	Players can expect total freedom to play the game as the developers intended, with surprise encounters and the option to form alliances, test their skills, or take on building projects.

SamuraiCraft Minecraft Server

community feedback, Competitive Gaming, esports, fan base growth, fighting games, game development, game reviews, game updates, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming tournaments, marketing strategies, Minecraft, online presence, player experience, player-engagement, samurai shodown, Samurai Shodown fans, Samurai Shodown popularity, SamuraiCraft, Server, social media promotion, video games

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where Samurai Shodown meets Minecraft – that’s right, we’ve combined the two to create the ultimate gaming experience.

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a land where samurais roam the pixelated plains, battling it out with swords made of diamonds and armor crafted from the finest obsidian. But that’s not all – we’ve also added in special power-ups like the ability to summon giant creepers to fight by your side or ride on the back of a dragon as you soar through the skies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every full moon, a legendary samurai boss appears in the game, challenging players to an epic duel for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate samurai warrior in a world where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the next block!

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SMP LaptopShopaholic – How the Craft do you Minecraft SMP for a Laptop these days?

Craft, Days, Intel CPUs, laptop, laptop brands, laptop buying guide, laptop comparison, laptop durability, laptop features, laptop lifespan, laptop longevity, laptop maintenance, laptop market analysis, laptop performance, laptop price range, laptop reliability, laptop reviews, laptop shopping, laptop shopping tips, laptop specifications, laptop technology, laptop trends, LaptopShopaholic, Minecraft, OLED displays, smp

Are you tired of your laptop crashing every time you try to play Minecraft? Do you want to join an SMP where the only thing burning is your enemies’ houses, not your screen? Look no further than our server, where we exclusively use laptops with AMD CPUs that are so powerful, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience a world where the only thing burning in 3 years is the fiery passion for building epic structures and conquering dungeons. Say goodbye to those outdated Intel CPUs and OLED displays, and say hello to a community where the only thing crashing is the sound of your enemies hitting the ground after you’ve defeated them in battle.

So come on over and join us on our SMP, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about crashing is the party we throw every time someone builds a new epic base. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you on our server!

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