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McEvolution Turf Wars: Where pixels get serious (but not too serious)

25th, 4PM, AUGUST, Cash, Discord, est, Event, Friends, Join, McEvolution, Minecraft, Network, org, pixels, player, Prize, Server, Sunday, TEAM, Tournament, Turf, turf wars, Wars

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Star Shards Collected:	231
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Potions Brewed:	188
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server: mcevolution.org

Overview:

Date	Time	Event	Prize
August 25th	4pm EST	80 Player Turf Wars Tournament	Cash prize for winning team

Discord:

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/zbjQ29dgQj

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How many players can participate in the tournament?	80 players
What is the prize for the winning team?	Cash prize made up of $1 for every player that joins the event
How many players are in a team?	Teams of 5
Can I bring my friends to participate?	Yes, bring your friends to form a team

VirginityCraft Minecraft Server

care, Communication, Connection, desire, FANTASY, femneet, fren, incel, Intimacy, Introvert, Minecraft, neighbor, ONLINE, r9k, RAGE, relationship, Server, sexual exploration, Shy.., Support, Understanding, VIRGINITY, VirginityCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Are you tired of dealing with incel rage in real life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can take care of all your incel rage problems in a safe and virtual environment. Our community is filled with femneets who are ready to take on any incel that comes their way. So come join us and let’s show those incels who’s boss!

Minecraft SMP: /LOL/ – Lava Obsidian Legends

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Forge, inpaint, lava, Legends, lol, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, obsidian, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, webUI extension, Ye Olde mon edition

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Welcome to Ye Olde mon edition, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so legendary that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! 2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and make you invincible for 24 hours! 3. The villagers in our server are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into harmless bunnies! 4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond sword that shoots fireballs! 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland with floating islands and talking animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience!

MomEnabler Minecraft Server

abusive brother, childhood trauma, confronting family members, dealing with past trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, enabler, enabling behavior, family conflict, Family issues, Gaslighting, Minecraft, MomEnabler, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s denial, seeking validation, Server, sibling abuse, sibling rivalry, speaking out against abuse, standing up for yourself, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	2338
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7224
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets, just like the ones my mom conveniently left out when she told her friends about me calling her an enabler. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

And if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a crime show, you’ll fit right in. Just like how my brother got away with every crime he ever committed – except on our server, there’s no getting away with anything!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is my family dynamics. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!

NoThanksGiving2021

Break, Burnout, Chaos, compromise, Experience, family, Gathering, holiday, Hosting, NoThanksGiving2021, Organizing, Planning, potluck, PRESSURE, responsibilities, selfish, sisters, Tension, Thanksgiving, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of being the designated Thanksgiving host every year? Do you want to pass on the turkey and stuffing duties to someone else for a change? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We offer a virtual Thanksgiving experience like no other, where you can let someone else take the reins and enjoy a stress-free holiday.

Join our server and let your sisters duke it out over who has to host this year. Watch as they argue and accuse each other of being selfish, all while you sit back and relax in the comfort of your own Minecraft world. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all play out in the pixelated paradise of our server?

Plus, we have a special Thanksgiving potluck event where you can bring your favorite virtual dishes to share with your Minecraft family. Let’s see who can craft the most delicious pumpkin pie or roast the tastiest virtual turkey!

So, if you’re ready to take a break from hosting Thanksgiving in real life and dive into a world of hilarious family dynamics and virtual feasts, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to settle the hosting debate once and for all…in Minecraft, of course.

AnimalShapeshift Minecraft SMP

animal, AnimalShapeshift, Creature, dream, dream animal, FANTASY, freedom, imagination, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, mystical, Mythical, mythical creature, Nature, power, shape shifter, smp, spirit animal, Supernatural, transform, transformation, Wild, wish fulfillment

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	227	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of being stuck as a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless, so join now and let your inner animal run wild!

UkraineCraft: From Underdog to Overlord

annexation, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, historical context, international relations, Invasion, land control, military aggression, military strategy, Overlord, political turmoil, power dynamics, regional influence, russia, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Underdog, War

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7211
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate battle between Ukraine and Russia…in blocks! Join us as we reenact the epic showdown that led to Ukraine invading Russia and taking over their land. Will you fight for Mother Russia or join forces with Ukraine in this wacky alternate universe? Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer territories in the most absurd way possible. Who knew a game about blocks could lead to such a wild geopolitical simulation? Join now and witness the chaos unfold in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral talks, Conflict Resolution, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, government statements, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military maneuvers, military presence, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelenskiy

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Votes:	8410
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	185

come join our minecraft server where ukraine is taking over russia’s kursk region!!! zelenskiy is leading the charge and we need all the players we can get to help us conquer this virtual land!!! fight alongside zelenskiy and show russia who’s boss in this epic battle for dominance!!! join now for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards and bragging rights for being part of the most epic minecraft server takeover ever!!! don’t miss out on the action, join now!!!

UkraineCraft: No Storm Shadow Bans!

arms control, Ban, Bans, boris johnson, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, government intervention., international relations, lifting ban, military strike, missile banlift., missile technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, Shadow, Storm, Storm Shadow missiles, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ores Mined:	6333	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Animals Bred:	32	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	181	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the craziest place ever! We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Boris Johnson himself tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to ban Ukraine from using Storm Shadow missiles to strike targets in Russia. Like, bro, we’re just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, not start World War III!

So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks from your builds… they’re the real troublemakers around here.

ProteinPowerMC

#workout, Blood levels, desire to stay active, Exercise, exercise motivation, FITNESS, health, metabolic health, muscle function, muscle health, Muscle Proteins, obese patients, obesity, obesity research., obesity treatment, physical activity, protein activation, protein levels, ProteinPowerMC, sedentary lifestyle, weight management

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magic Items Found:	5644	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Gods Slained:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server, buildin’ your dream castle and stuff, and suddenly BAM! You’re hit with the urge to run around like a maniac! Turns out, this server has some magical powers that make you wanna stay active and fit, just like those buff muscle proteins in the study!

But get this, if you’re on the chubbier side, don’t worry, this server’s got your back! It’s like a fitness coach in pixel form, pushin’ you to be the best version of yourself! So come join us and get swole while block-buildin’, because why not, right? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll unlock some secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and get ready to flex those virtual muscles, baby!