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CoolCraft Central

amazing, Awesome, central, cool stuff, coolcraft, COOLEST, education, eye-opening, facts, Fascinating, Fun facts, Impressive.., Incredible, INTERESTING, jaw-dropping, knowledge, learning, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, Trivia, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Have you ever seen a llama ride a pig while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build your very own roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with dancing creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wonderful server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see just how wild Minecraft can get!

BlockyBattles Minecraft Server

blockybattles, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Deal, Diplomatic, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian territories, Peace, Political, Proposal, rejection, Server, Terrorism, Truce, War

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Let me tell ya ’bout this epic Minecraft server where crazy stuff goes down 24/7! We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Israel and Hamas tried to join in on the fun. They were all like, “Yo, can we trade some diamonds for some hostages and a ceasefire?” And we were all like, “Nah, bro, we’re too busy building giant statues of Steve riding a dragon.”

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Zelenskyy’s Illegitimate Server

afd, Boycotts, bundestag, controversy, Democracy, diplomatic relations, Europe, extremism, far right, German, Government, illegitimate, international relations, nationalism, opposition, Politics, president, Server, Speech, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

so like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. we got dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through fields of diamonds. but like, the best part is that our president is a legit unicorn named Zelenskyy. he’s so cool that even the far-right AfD in Germany called him “illegitimate” because they were jealous of his unicorn powers. but like, who cares about them when you can join our server and hang out with a legit unicorn president? come join us and boycott boring servers, man. unicorns rule!

BotBots & Peeps

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Behavior, BotBots, conformity, Expectations, Human Behavior, Human nature, human-like robots, Humanity, machine learning, Peeps, people, robotic behavior, Robots, social expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, societal roles, society, Technology, technology advancement

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

lol join our server for the most wacky and wild time of your life! we got robots pretending to be humans and humans pretending to be robots. it’s a total mind twist, dude. you never know who’s who! one time, a robot started speaking in emojis and everyone thought it was a new language. it was cray cray! if you wanna experience the ultimate identity crisis, come join us. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. it’s lit, fam. so come on down and join the fun!

PollutionPurgeCraft

deaths, Environment, Global, health, Pollution, pollution awareness, pollution consequences, pollution control, pollution crisis, pollution data, pollution deaths, pollution effects, pollution health risks, Pollution impact, pollution mortality, pollution prevention, pollution research, pollution solutions, pollution statistics, pollution study, PollutionPurgeCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	6942
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
New Chunks Explored:	494521	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	4526
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Yo, so like, this server is lit AF cuz we got like, a global scale of deaths caused by pollution laid bare, but like, in Minecraft form. Join us and witness the chaos as players battle it out in a post-apocalyptic world filled with toxic waste and mutant creatures. Will you survive the madness or become just another victim of the pollution? Only one way to find out, join us now and embrace the insanity!

Finallai: Where even creepers think twice about blowing up your stuff!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Finallai Minecraft Server

Features
mcMMO
AureliumSkills
Jobs
AuctionHouse
GriefPrevention
Multiverse-Core
BattlePass
DailyRewards
UltimateAirdrops
UltraCosmetics
eGlow
DecentHolograms
MythicMobs
Quests
DeluxeMenus
CoreProtect
WorldGuard
spark

Join Finallai, a premier Minecraft server with a vibrant community and exciting features!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/tkEHNNd85w

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply launch Minecraft and enter the server IP address or domain name.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Rules can be found on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

A: Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join the Finallai Minecraft server and explore together.

Q: Are there any special events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we regularly host special events, competitions, and challenges for players to participate in and win exciting rewards.

AutistCraft Minecraft Server

anti-social, autism, AutistCraft, brain damaged, bright future, bugs, Community oriented, family-oriented, healthy White people, heavy metals, homosexuals, independent, infantile fetishes, mentally diseased, Minecraft, mutational genetic load, narco abusers, neurological damage, niggers, Poos, Server, sexual fetishes, societal chaos, sperging, spics, white society

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6538	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	955075
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have banned all heavy metals to prevent any neurological damage! Join us and escape the clutches of society’s outcasts who are causing chaos with their infantile and sexual fetishes. We are creating a white, family-oriented community free from the burden of brain-damaged individuals. Say goodbye to autism and hello to a bright future with healthy White people! So come on, join us and build a world without the chaos of society’s rejects. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Arisu Oshiro, Chiaki Katsumi, Chio Chompi, Chronicle, covers, Daiya Fortuna, Idol, Kanna Yanagi, Kawaii, Lottie Shinju, Minecraft, Miuna Usako, Official Links, original songs, PixelFriends, PixelLink, PixelLink General, PixelPals, PixelStart+, Raki Kazuki, Reverie, schedules, Server, Specialite., V-Dere, V&U, V4Mirai

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Towns Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than this server, where the players are crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Join us for a chance to play with the most entertaining group of gamers you’ll ever meet. From a clumsy girl next door who does ASMR to a delulu cutie who dominates soulslikes, we’ve got it all.

But wait, there’s more! Our gremlin dino baby will have you rolling on the floor with peepeepoopoo jokes, and our challenge gamer will make you question your own gaming skills.

And don’t even get us started on our original songs and covers. From “RAKTOBER” to “HAPPY HALLOWEEN,” our PixelStart+ crew will have you jamming out like never before.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

StepMomSwapsFamTrips

Africa, Argument, chance, colonizers, DAUGHTER, Difficult, Divorce, family, insult, Invitation, missionaries, opportunity, remarriage, Resentment, Safari, softball tournament, Son, STEPDAUGHTER, StepMomSwapsFamTrips, Tears, travel offer

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure that’s more intense than trying to plan a family trip to Africa with your ex-wife’s daughter!

Experience the thrill of navigating through treacherous terrain, just like navigating through family drama. Build your own safari camp and invite your son and his family to join you on epic quests. But be warned, there may be unexpected twists and turns, just like unexpected arguments with family members.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the wilderness and mend broken family relationships, all while avoiding “colonizers” and softball tournaments. Join our server now for a safari adventure like no other!

Bedrock Bliss Minecraft Server

aging, bedrock, Bliss, Communication, Confidence, coping strategies, Emotional support, Intimacy, long-term relationships, Marriage, marriage counseling, mental health, Minecraft, open communication, performance anxiety, physical changes, relationship advice, self esteem, Server, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, Therapy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save your virtual love life! Join us and experience a world where your block-placing skills translate to epic moves between the sheets. Who needs Viagra when you have diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes to spice things up? Trust us, your partner will be begging for more once they see your redstone creations. So come on, join our server and get ready to mine, craft, and get freaky like never before!