CoffeePilled Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoMoreSteveAllowed

bitterness, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Drama, Exes, Exploration, finances, flakiness, friendship, Jealousy, mutual friends, new experiences, NoMoreSteveAllowed, passive aggressiveness, personal growth, Priorities, relationships, Single life, Tension, travel

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story about Jessica and her crazy antics. She couldn’t commit to traveling with her friend because of finances, but magically had the funds to travel with her new boyfriend, Robert. And when her friend moved on and traveled with someone else, Jessica got salty! Drama, drama, drama!

But fear not, on our server, you can leave all that drama behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands. No shady friends here, just a community of fun-loving players ready to embark on wild adventures together.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door. Who needs friends like Jessica when you can have a whole new group of Minecraft buddies to play with? See you in the game!

GeneticScrewedMC

Dna, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic diversity, genetic engineering, genetic factors, genetic inheritance, genetic makeup, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic mutations, genetic predisposition, genetic predisposition to disease, genetic susceptibility, genetic testing, genetic variability, genetic variation, genetics, GeneticScrewedMC, hereditary traits, inherited conditions

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6004	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to screw you over genetically in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us if you want to experience being a mutant Minecraft character with super weird abilities like shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes or having a giant squid tentacle for an arm. Who needs normal genetics anyway when you can have a blast being a genetic disaster on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Genetic Roulette Wheel, where you can spin to randomly mutate your character into something completely bonkers. Ever wanted to be a half-unicorn, half-creeper hybrid? Well, now’s your chance!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server and embrace your inner genetic screw-up. Who knows, you might just discover that being a mutant in Minecraft is way more fun than being a regular old Steve or Alex.

GulfOfAmericaCraft Server

America, controversy, debate, decision, geography, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, identity crisis, international relations, mexico, name change, News, Ocean, Politics, president, Proposal, Renaming, Server, trump, united states

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Animals Bred:	103
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Towns Built:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mines Excavated:	4321	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the gulf of america. we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of slime blocks. come join us and build a house so big even herobrine will be jealous. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more creepers than a bad horror movie. come join us and see why this server is the talk of the town. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies. what more could you want? join now before the ender dragon steals all the fun!

GreenCraft: Trump’s Takeover!

control, controversial, Defense, foreign policy, global affairs, GreenCraft, Greenland, imperialism, international relations, intervention, military force, Négotiation, panama canal, Politics, power struggle, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	9206	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2012	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

So, like, you ever wanted to be part of a server where Trump goes all crazy and tries to take over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of Minecraft players? Well, you’re in luck, cuz that’s exactly what’s happening on this server! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even some secret treasure hidden in Greenland’s ice caves. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server! Join now and be part of the madness!

SuicideCraft: Justice, Guns, Divorce, Foster, Jail

behavioral health, Community, Divorce, exposure, firearm accessibility, Foster, foster care, Guns, incarceration, intervention, Jail, Justice, justice system, mental health, meta-analyses, Midlife, parental suicide, Prevention, public health, risk factors, social determinants, suicide mortality, SuicideCraft, unemployment, vulnerable populations

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	232	Votes:	8014
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	2282	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! We got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast in Minecraft land. Want to hang out with justice system–involved individuals? We got ’em! Want to see some parental suicide action? We got that too! And don’t even get me started on the accessibility of firearms – it’s like a buffet of weapons up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.

So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

The Bob SMP

Adventure, bob, BUILD, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Farming, Friendly staff, Furniture, Gravestones, join us, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Play, Resetting, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

The Bob SMP Server

Server Information	Resetting 12/01/25
Description	This is a Survival SMP, based on kingdoms, which you can create or join. It includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Staff	Friendly staff that would love for you to join us!
Get Started	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I create or join kingdoms in this server?	Yes, you can create or join kingdoms in The Bob SMP.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is the staff friendly and welcoming?	Yes, the staff is friendly and would love for you to join the community.

Cinematic Craft 1.20.4

1.20.4, acceptance, Cinematic, Craft, Diversity, film critique, film diversity, film inclusivity, film industry, good movies, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, Minority representation, Movie analysis, movie quality, movie requirements, movie standards, movies, representation, social commentary, trannies, Transgender, transgender community

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8185	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a movie with trannies – it’s gotta have the right amount to be good! And let me tell you, this server has more trannies than you can even imagine! It’s like a tranny paradise up in here! So if you want a wild and crazy time in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

PresentPout Minecraft Server

Communication, crying, culture, Disappointment, emotions, family, Frustration, Gifts, hobbies, Invalidation, Minecraft, parents, Preferences, PresentPout, Presents, Resentment, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Traditions, Understanding, ungrateful

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Are you tired of receiving gifts that have nothing to do with your interests on special occasions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting a bracelet maker or nail set kit again! Our server is filled with players who share your love for F1, manga, anime, music, and all sorts of books. Plus, we guarantee that the three wise men will personally deliver your dream mobile phone on January 6th! Don’t be like the OP, join us and never feel invalidated again!

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

Accountability, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional well being, friendship, house rules, loyalty, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, relationships, Respect, Safety, self-care, setting limits, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my BFF’s love life? Look no further, because our server is full of drama and surprises just like her ex-BF showing up uninvited! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the time my BFF’s mom and niece crashed at our house without warning. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter, maybe even a surprise visit from your own ex-BF looking for a place to crash! So come on over and experience the chaos for yourself, because on this server, anything can happen – just like in real life!

Weekend Warrior Craft

9 to 5 job, avoiding burnout, avoiding existential crisis, avoiding feeling stuck, avoiding monotony, avoiding regrets, balancing work and life, career satisfaction, Craft, finding purpose, life fulfillment, maximizing weekends, personal growth, productivity tips, pursuing passions, self-care, Time management, warrior, weekend, weekends, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3859

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and say goodbye to the mundane grind of the real world.

On our server, you can become a master builder, a fearless warrior, or even a chicken whisperer if that’s your thing. Need a break from the chaos? Take a stroll through our virtual forests and relax by the pixelated waterfall.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia?

So why waste your weekends binge-watching Netflix when you could be living out your wildest blocky adventures on our server? Join us now and start crafting your own epic tale!