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MarryCraft SMP: Love Test!

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, deep connection, emotional bond, Forever Love, future together, lasting love, lifelong commitment, long term, love, Marriage, marriage material, marriage readiness, MarryCraft, Partnership, relationships, smp, soulmate, test, true love, Trust, wedding bells

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Crops Grown:	3949
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ores Mined:	1314
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you ready to commit to someone for life? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you’ll have to prove your love by building them the most epic pixel art proposal ever seen! From heart-shaped islands to diamond ring statues, show your dedication in the most blocky way possible.

But be warned, if your proposal isn’t up to par, you may find yourself single and looking for love again in the vast world of Minecraft. So join our SMP today and see if you have what it takes to tie the knot in the most creative way possible!

StunCraft: Newbie Impressions

Alluring, aura, beguiling, Captivating, charisma, Charm, Engaging, Enigmatic, Fascinating, First Meeting, Impression, Impressions.., Intriguing, mesmerizing, Mysterious, newbie, Personality, PRESENCE, spellbinding, StunCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	4271	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens! Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary player known as the Ender Dragon Whisperer. Rumor has it that this player can communicate with the Ender Dragon and even convince it to do their bidding. Want to learn their secrets and become a dragon tamer yourself? Then join our server now!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!

CraftyHinduMCServ

activism, bangladesh, Censorship, CraftyHinduMCServ, discrimination, extremism, free thinkers, freedom of speech, hindus, HUMAN RIGHTS, intolerance, minority rights, Political unrest, protest, religious darkness, religious fundamentalism, religious persecution, secularism, social justice, Taslima Nasreen, violence

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4696
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happenin all the time. like, one time, this dude built a giant toilet and we all had a poop party in it. it was wild, man.

and, like, if you don’t join, taslima nasreen is gonna come and predict ‘religious darkness’ in bangladesh or something. like, she’s gonna be all like ‘hindus, free thinkers will die’ and we’ll all be like ‘nah, we’re too busy having a poop party in the giant toilet, sorry taslima.’

so, yeah, join this server if you wanna have a blast and avoid the religious darkness or whatever. it’s gonna be lit, man.

MaduroCraft: NoAccess10Days

10 days, access blocked, authoritarian regime, Crisis, Dictatorship, freedom of speech, government control, human rights violation, international news, internet censorship, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft, media blackout, NoAccess10Days, opposition, Political unrest, press freedom, PROTESTS, Social Media Ban, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the madness of Venezuela’s Maduro blocking X access for 10 days! build your own virtual utopia and never worry about crazy dictators ruining your fun! join now and build a virtual wall to keep out all the bad guys, just like Maduro wishes he could do! lolz!

LuckyGem – where even diamonds can’t save you from creeper explosions! SMP fun with a hermitcraft twist, come join us now!

active community, awesome builds, Community, creeper, diamonds, Discord, explosions, free spot, FRIENDSHIPS, Fun, hermitcraft, Join, LuckyGem, Minecraft Version, nether tunnel highways, play server, Save, smp, Staff Team, trust-based diamond economy, Twist, Uhc, weekly events, Whitelist, Youtubers

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

New 1.21 map!

LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!

We are a Whitelisted Server. You must apply to play via the Discord. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application for the best chances of being accepted.

We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a responsive staff team.

No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel. You can build and decorate your own Nether Tunnel!

No economy plugin! Everyone is welcomed to claim a stall and compete in our trust-based diamond economy.

No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly and start building!

Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfil the servers vision!

Participate in Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!

Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to LuckyGem!

SERVER INFORMATION

Discord	https://discord.gg/luckygem
Server	play.luckygemsmp.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You must apply via the Discord server. Once accepted, you can join using the server IP provided.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server.
Are there any plugins on the server?	We do not have any game-altering plugins, but we have some quality of life plugins to enhance gameplay.
Can I participate in events and competitions?	Yes, we encourage all players to participate in our various events and competitions.
How can I contribute to the server’s vision?	You can donate materials, help build community projects, and contribute to the overall development of the server.

1UP Minecraft Server

#1, 1up, better, better than, better than 1, long tail, Minecraft, Server, tags, than

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is better than 1! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out the worm on the dance floor.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the chickens into flying pigs. That’s right, pigs that can fly. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that is rumored to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. Legend has it that only the most skilled players can find it.

4. We have a custom mini-game called “Sheep Jousting” where players ride on the backs of sheep and try to knock each other off with carrots on sticks. It’s hilarious and chaotic fun for everyone involved.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

#venting, 4chan, aggravating, ANNOYING, b.., Community, Disappointment, forum, Frustration, internet, lol, long tail tag, Minecraft, Negativity, ONLINE, ranting, smp, SUCKS, Today, TOXIC, trolling, unproductive, Waste of time

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Towns Built:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

BabyBackSeating

BabyBackSeating, child-free wedding, compromises, cousins, crying baby, disruptions, Etiquette, family, family dynamics, guest list, managing expectations, newborn, newborn behavior, Planning, Siblings, stress, Suggestions, videographer, wedding ceremony, wedding planning

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of crying babies ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server and enjoy a child-free gaming experience! No need to worry about newborns interrupting your building or mining adventures. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life weddings and just focus on having a good time.

Plus, our community is filled with experienced players who know how to handle any situation, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sibling’s baby crying in the background. So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s drama in the game, then bring it on!

DumbMoneyMove Minecraft SMP

dumb money move, DumbMoneyMove, Financial Advice, financial behavior, financial blunders, financial decisions, financial education, financial errors, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, long term financial consequences, Minecraft, money habits, money management, money mishaps, money mistakes, money regrets, money tips, personal finance, poor money choices, smp

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Have you ever seen someone trade a stack of diamonds for a single piece of dirt in Minecraft? Well, that’s basically what joining this SMP is like! Our players make the most ridiculous money moves you’ll ever witness, from building entire castles out of gold blocks to trading their enchanted gear for a single carrot. But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable financial decisions. Who knows, you might just become the next legend known for trading a dragon egg for a stack of rotten flesh!

MysteryCraft: Unexplainable Wonders

bewildering, BIZARRE, eerie, Enigmatic, Inexplicable, Mystery, MysteryCraft, Mystifying, odd, Paranormal, peculiar, perplexing, puzzling, strange, Supernatural, Uncanny, Unexplainable, unexplained, Wonders

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? No? Well, get ready to experience all sorts of wacky and unexplainable things on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness flying cows, dancing creepers, and maybe even a llama conducting a symphony orchestra. Who needs logic when you have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted) by the sheer absurdity of it all!