☕ Just another Java Survival Server, but with a fancy af coffee theme because why not lol

Basic, Plugins, Server, commands, admins

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address	mc.javasurvival.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to…

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

Crafting Cartel: ‘Colombia Edition’

coffee, colonial architecture, Adventure, south america, Bogota

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve recreated Colombia like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a wild adventure through lush jungles, towering mountains, and bustling cities that will make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to the real Colombia!

But that’s not all – we’ve added a twist to the traditional Minecraft experience. Instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for emeralds that are guarded by mischievous llamas who will spit at you if you get too close. And watch out for the drug cartel mobs who will try to steal your loot and make you an offer you can’t refuse.

If you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the infamous Pablo Escobar boss battle, where you’ll have to outsmart him with your building skills and quick reflexes. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a golden llama mount that will make all your friends jealous.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where Colombia looks like this and the adventures never end!

Fatality SMP: Where Only the Strong Survive… Without Spilling Their Coffee

Explore, Whitelist, Spilling, Server, SURVIVE

Minecraft Server Overview

We cordially invite you to embark on an exciting journey in a brand-new Minecraft world. Our server offers a completely Vanilla and chill experience, ensuring that we update as soon as Minecraft releases new versions.

Features:

No annoying mods, borders, add-ons, etc.
Updates with current version of Minecraft (1.20.5 – current)
Player-driven world – community feedback lead
No restrictions or drama
Relaxing environment to AFK, grind, and explore

Join the Community:

This server is exclusively for mature, 18+ players who are chill, considerate, and ready to create an engaging community. If you’re interested in joining our adventure, click the link below to access our Discord server and read the #Announcements section: (https://discord.com/invite/VcDQVeed)

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is this server completely Vanilla?	Yes, we do not use any mods, borders, or add-ons.
Do you update with the latest version of Minecraft?	Yes, we update as soon as new versions are released. The current version is 1.20.5.
What kind of players are welcome on the server?	We welcome mature, 18+ players who are chill, considerate, and ready to contribute to a positive community.
Is there any drama or restrictions on the server?	No, we strive to maintain a drama-free and welcoming environment for all players.
Can I AFK, grind, and explore at my own pace?	Absolutely, our server provides a relaxing environment for players to enjoy Minecraft in whatever way they prefer.

Ye Olde Elevenses Minecraft Server

Routine, Break, brunch, Custom, snack time

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have elevenses? Well, look no further because our server not only has elevenses, but we also have a secret underground tea party room where you can sip on some Earl Grey while building your dream castle!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a unicorn that will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the supply of cake at our daily tea parties!

CaffeinatedCraft: Where Coffee Makes You Gay and Horny!

Myths, misconceptions, research, horny, viral

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the players are gayer and hornier than ever before! But why does coffee have this magical effect, you ask? Well, legend has it that a group of mischievous coffee beans once made a deal with a wizard to give anyone who drank their brew an insatiable thirst for adventure and a newfound love for rainbows and unicorns. So if you’re looking for a server where you can build fabulous castles, ride rainbow-colored llamas, and flirt shamelessly with other players, then this is the place for you! Join us now and let the caffeinated chaos begin!

DrunkCraft: The Hangover Edition

Wake Up, Dawn, Beverage, Drinking, sleepy

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the party never stops! Have you ever woke up at 4 AM and thought, “I need to play Minecraft right now”? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, it’s always 4 AM somewhere!

Join us for drinking kind of morning where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your liver). Build a house out of beer cans, mine for vodka diamonds, and battle zombie bartenders in the nightclub dungeon.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join now and let’s get this party started!

CaffeinatedCraft – Where Coffee Saves Lives!

self love, mental health, motivation, coffee, Happiness

Join our Minecraft server! Are you tired of feeling like you want to kms? Well, we have the solution for you! Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about wanting to kms. Just ask our player who drank some coffee and now they don’t wanna kms anymore! Join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and coffee-induced euphoria. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server?

Blocky Bunny Bonanza

Character development, comedy, European setting, cultural exchange, Worldbuilding

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you’ll find a bizarre mix of Japanese culture in a European setting! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a group of time-traveling samurais got lost on their way to feudal Japan and ended up settling in this European land. Now, you can explore ancient temples, battle ninja creepers, and maybe even stumble upon a sushi bar hidden in a medieval castle. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

Brits Gone Wild

non-alcoholic, traditional drink, summer drink, Brits, Edition

Welcome to the coolest Minecraft server around – ice drink edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground ice cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But here’s the catch – the only way to access this cave is by riding a polar bear wearing sunglasses while drinking a slushie made of pure ice blocks. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ice Queen, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for the chance to win a magical ice scepter that shoots frosty blasts at your enemies. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epic battle!

So come join us on ice drink edition and experience the frosty fun for yourself. Who knows what icy adventures await you in this frozen wonderland of a Minecraft server!

Crafty Chaos: ‘NOT MY PROBLEM’ Server

Mate, Communists, Bombing, indifference, Eurocucks

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with communists, drug trade drama, and geopolitical chaos! While the rest of the world is busy fighting over Israhell, we’ll be sipping on mate and coffee, making bank off of all the madness. Who needs to worry about world wars when you can just chill and build epic structures in Minecraft? Come join the fun and leave all your real-world problems behind – after all, they’re not our problem!