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MonkeMania Minecraft SMP – Buy Monke Now and Get Free Sino Cuisine!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing monkeys. That’s right, we have monkeys in Minecraft! And if you buy now, you’ll receive free Sino cuisine! That’s right, delicious Chinese food delivered right to your virtual doorstep.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll give you a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

LingoLounge Minecraft Server

Communication, Coworkers, cultural diversity, Diversity, foreign language, inclusion, Language, language barriers, language preference, LingoLounge, Midwest, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Multiculturalism, pet, Respect, Server, Social Interaction, Southeast Asia, staff lounge, vet, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquette

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can speak any language you want without getting interrupted by nosy coworkers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you and your sister to chat in your native tongue about all things Minecraft-related.

Join us for a pet-friendly experience unlike any other! Our virtual vet clinic is always open for your pixelated pets in case they get sick from too much creeper explosions. Rest assured, your furry friends will be back on their feet in no time!

And don’t worry about anyone telling you to speak English only. On our server, you can communicate in any language you please, whether it’s Pig Latin or even Simlish. Let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the language barriers crumble as you embark on epic adventures with your sister by your side. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds! It’s a language-agnostic paradise waiting for you to explore.

ParentCraft: No BS Zone

CHANGE, Confrontation, dessert, Fancy, fancy restaurants, garlic bread, hot towels, misunderstanding, palate cleaning, ParentCraft, parents, pasta night, Restaurant, sides, snobby, steak house, Texas Roadhouse, Thanksgiving, VIBE, Whole Foods, wine sampling, Zone

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5130	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up the world’s best virtual garlic bread and desserts! If your parents ever give you a hard time about ordering food from a restaurant instead of making it yourself, then this is the place for you. Our virtual steakhouse offers sides that you can order separately without any judgment from anyone’s dad who thinks Texas Roadhouse is fancy.

Join us and experience a world where hot towels and palate cleansing between courses are the norm, and wine sampling is a daily occurrence. Confront your parents about their lies and snobby behavior in our virtual world, where you can call them out without them storming off to a hotel.

Don’t let your parents ruin your dinner plans ever again – join our Minecraft server and indulge in the most outrageous dining experiences you can imagine!

JobPainsMC SMP

favoritism, ineffective communication, job dissatisfaction, JobPainsMC, lack of autonomy, lack of challenge, lack of creativity, lack of feedback, lack of growth opportunities, lack of motivation, lack of recognition, lack of resources, lack of support, lack of training, long hours, low pay, micromanagement, poor work-life balance, smp, toxic work environment, unrealistic expectations, workplace stress

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	410878
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Tired of slaving away in the mines for measly diamonds? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to have fun! No more boring tasks or deadlines, just endless adventures and shenanigans with a crazy community of players. Say goodbye to the daily grind and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that)! Join now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!

ParentingFailCraft

Abuse, bad parenting, detrimental parenting, Dysfunctional family, harmful parenting practices, harmful upbringing, irresponsible parents, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of emotional support, lack of guidance, negative impact on children, negative parenting behaviors, neglect, neglectful behavior, neglectful parents, neglectful supervision, ParentingFailCraft, poor role models, toxic family dynamics, unhealthy family environment

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Have you ever seen a parent let their child play on a Minecraft server with no rules or supervision? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to witness kids building giant statues of their parents out of diamonds or creating secret underground lairs filled with lava traps. It’s a parenting nightmare come to life, but hey, at least it makes for some hilarious entertainment! So come join us and see just how wild things can get when kids are left to their own devices in the world of Minecraft.

KurskCraft: Drone Wars

aerial assault, Conflict, defense strategy, diplomatic crisis, drone, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, military escalation, military operation, military retaliation, military technology, Moscow, ongoing conflict, political tensions, russia, security breach, Surveillance, Ukraine, War, Wars

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	7536
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Potions Brewed:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine just launched a drone attack on Moscow and the Kursk offensive is still goin’ strong! Like, imagine all the epic battles and explosions happenin’ in this server, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Join now and be part of the action, build your own fortress and defend it from the craziness happenin’ all around. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a drone into battle and take down some enemies like a boss!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now and let the madness begin! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

DNA Mutation Madness

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	New Chunks Explored:	990041
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

so like, u know how when u play minecraft u gotta like, build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a secret DNA mechanism that like, makes u super OP and stuff. like, u can inherit all these cool abilities and powers that make u unstoppable in the game. it’s like, a whole new level of gaming experience, man. plus, we got like, this crazy storyline where u gotta fight off disease-causing mutations and save the world from age-related diseases. it’s like, the most epic adventure ever, bro. so come join us on this server and become the ultimate minecraft warrior with super DNA powers. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

NikkeCraft – #2781 Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Villages Defended:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Rank 6 Edition Evangelion Collab where you can battle angels and pilot mechs like a pro!

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming events include a Union Raid where you can team up with other players, a Solo Raid for those who like to go solo, and a Sim Room Overclock that will blow your mind! And don’t forget about Full Burst Day where things get extra crazy on weekends!

Special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi are waiting for you to join their team. And upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious will make your gaming experience even more epic!

Dress to impress with costume passes like Naga’s Elegant Date and Asuka, Rei, Mari’s Pilot in Summer. And get ready for Leona’s Zoo Keeper costume pass coming soon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code TENHA to unlock exclusive rewards! Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Minecraft SMP – PoEG – Path of Ender General

Ban Honeypot, Compiled Links, early access, Ender, forum, general, Global 1488bricked, Ingame Chat, Links, Minecraft, November 15th, patch notes, Patch Notes Forum, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile 2 Early Access, Path of Exile general, Path of Exile Patch Notes, Path of Exile Settlers, POE 2, poeg, Settlers of Kalguur, smp, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by battling giant spiders and zombie pigmen armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a dragon that you can tame and ride into battle! And don’t worry about griefers, because we have a ban honeypot that turns them into chickens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to fight off hordes of evil mobs and maybe even encounter a talking cow who will give you cryptic clues to unlock the ultimate treasure chest!

MommaDontSpillTheBeans

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9636
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchantments Applied:	121

Are you tired of your mom spilling the beans about your pregnancy before you’re even ready to announce it to the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee complete privacy when it comes to your personal life! No more unexpected baby announcements from nosy parents!

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Let your creativity run wild as you construct the most epic structures and explore vast landscapes. And don’t worry, our server is equipped with a special “Privacy Shield” plugin that ensures no one can reveal your secrets without your permission.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted pregnancy announcements and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft! Who knows, maybe you’ll even build a secret underground bunker to hide from your mom’s gossiping friends. The possibilities are endless!