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Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, Arrogant, Backlash, COMEBACK, Community, criticism, demand for change, Disappointment, Expectations, Fans, hololive, internet culture, Minecraft, online entertainment, Prideful, QUEENS, respawn, Retribution, self-centered, streaming, teach a lesson, Ultimate, virtual idols, zombie

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1915
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

0/10 gameplay, avoid at all costs, avoid this game, Awful, DISAPPOINTING, frustrating, Garbage, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, not recommended, not worth playing, not worth the hype, Overrated, poorly made, regret buying, terrible controls, terrible design, Unplayable, Waste of Money, Waste of time, worst game, worst game ever

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Crops Grown:	9082
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

Ade, apnews, Checkers, Chud, chuds, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, Debunked, Disinformation, Edition, evidence based, fact, fact check, fact-checking, fake news, false claims, health, infertility, Minecraft, Misinformation, pilpul, Propaganda, Science, vaccine, VAIDS

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Sheet, pawns, Skills, Steam page, Succubus Edition, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Animals Bred:	150	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

addiction, Adventure, Alluring, aroma, attractive, bad habit, blocky, butt, cigarettes, Dangerous, desire, fetish, Girls, hot, Irresistible, kicking, pheromones, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smoking, taboo, temptation

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4199
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	4146	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

ANNOY, ANNOYING, AskReddit, Community, CraftyRedditors, discussion, Friend, funny, humor, internet, madness, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Pet Peeves, questions, reddit, reddit community, reddit users, shitposts, social media, trolling

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Potions Brewed:	175

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HomerlessCraft

athletes, ballparks, baseball, Batting, Competition, dingers, games, grand slams, Hitting, home runs, HomerlessCraft, MLB, no homers, Players, power hitters, Records, s/furno homers, sluggers, sports, statistics, Teams

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky McPhenotype

biology, blocky, Dna, Genealogy, genetic analysis, genetic code, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic expression, genetic information, genetic markers, genetic mutation, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, McPhenotype, phenotype, research, Science

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

Bitches, Community, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming culture, Gaming Enthusiasts, handheld, Minecraft, PlayStation, portable gaming, psp, PSPless, Server, Sony, Technology, tfw, V, video game console, video games

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

adoption, Bastion, BLACK SON, Blackmail, blocky, creepy, disappeared, FIRED, Gay, glowies, high-profile, Mike Johnson, Mikes, MONEY, Mysterious, newlyweds, Secrets, Speaker Faggot, teenager, trauma response, Ukraine, us border, Weirdo

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	9755	Meteorites Collected:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Divine Spears Created:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!