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GodlyCraft: Where Every Moment is a White Pill LOL

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the shadow of death can’t scare you away! Join us and fear no evil as you embark on epic adventures with your trusty rod and staff by your side.

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up your builds because they know you’re protected by a higher power. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re walking through the valley of friendship, not the valley of the shadow of death.

So come on, join us and let us comfort you with our amazing gameplay, crazy events, and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs evil when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome?

MineHell – Where Helldivers and Minecraft collide in chaos!

3rd person shooter, alien threats, Chaos, co-op, collide, contested planets, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, hdg, helldiver, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, interstellar struggle, loadouts, Minecraft, MineHell, News, objective-based missions, Patch, playstation 5, procedurally generated, PvE, Space Cadet Edition, squad-based, Steam, strategic victory, Super-Earth, team composition, twin-stick shooter, war status, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Animals Bred:	36
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become a Space Cadet and battle alien threats in a hilarious interstellar struggle! Picture this: you and your squad of elite Helldivers are on a mission to liberate planets and achieve total strategic victory in our ever-evolving galactic campaign.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so out of this world that it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. We’ve got procedurally generated areas of operations, top-down twin-stick shooter gameplay, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in a blocky universe.

Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs regular Minecraft when you can be a Helldiver fighting for Super Earth’s most elite fighting force? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for an adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once!

Crafty Crusaders: Call on Us for Epic Adventures & Lots of LOLs!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	158	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Astral Projections Made:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Emeralds Found:	7421
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that can one-shot any enemy in its path.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our server and have all the power at your fingertips. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

BlondeCraft: Where Sorority Girls Rule the Minecraft World

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is filled with sorority girls who will only reveal the secret if you can defeat them in a fierce dance battle. But be warned, they have some killer moves that will leave you spinning in circles (literally, because they love to build roller coasters in Minecraft). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to boogie your way to victory on our blonde-haired, dance-loving server!

Down Under Griefers: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magic Items Found:	1912	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of getting attacked by kangaroos in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, the kangaroos are friendly and will even help you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the true Aussie adventure as you battle drop bears and ride emus into battle. Who needs creepers when you have koalas throwing eucalyptus bombs at you? So come on down under and join the chaos on our server, where the only thing more dangerous than the mobs is the shrimp on the barbie!

Dungeon Dragons: Minecraft Edition – Where every block is a treasure waiting to be mined!

action, Adventure, BLOCK, capcom, Capcom games, Cooperative gameplay, cooperative gaming, dragon’s Dogma, dragons, Dungeon, dungeon crawler, dungeon exploration, Edition, FANTASY, fantasy world, huge Dungeon Crawling, idiots, Minecraft, Mined, Online Multiplayer, proper Co-op, robbed, role-playing game, RPG, Shitsuno filth, Treasure, video game, Waiting

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Alien Abductions:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old dungeon crawling games? Do you want to slay dragons and monsters with your friends in a hilarious and epic adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride through dungeons filled with treasure, danger, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. And don’t worry, we promise our server is 100% Shitsuno filth-free!

So why wait? Come join us and experience the thrill of Dragon’s Dogma meets Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the lost treasure of the legendary derp dragon!

Spicy Supremacy Mine

activism, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, hate, Identity, Inclusivity, larp, marginalized communities, minority groups, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, Social Issues, societal norms, spics, spicy, Stereotypes, Supremacy, white supremacist, Xenophobia

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Buildings Constructed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server where spics larp as white supremacists for the ultimate mind-bending experience.

Ever wanted to see a llama leading a group of creepers in a dance-off? Or witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of zombies? Our server is full of wacky adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its holder unlimited power and the ability to turn enemies into friendly sheep. Will you be the one to claim this coveted treasure?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few existential crises along the way. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

Pick-a-Block: Where you can mine diamonds and date pixel babes!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Alien Abductions:	5
Votes:	5812	Buildings Constructed:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Magic Items Found:	2856	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest dreams, including sleeping with any girl of your choice! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, the real challenge is choosing just one girl to cozy up with in your virtual bed. Will it be the Ender Queen, the Creeper Cutie, or maybe even the Zombie Princess? The possibilities are endless and the love connections are sure to be explosive. So why wait? Join our server now and start swiping right on your pixelated soulmate!

Trump’s Casino Chaos: Unpaid Contractors, Bankruptcies, & Minecraft Madness

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Ever wonder how Donald Trump bankrupted his casinos? Well, on our server, you can reenact the whole thing! Build your own casino, make questionable financial decisions, and leave your virtual contractors unpaid – just like the real deal!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ruin virtual investors, start outrageous rumors, and maybe even build a wall around your virtual property (just for fun, of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next virtual billionaire – or bankrupt, but hey, it’s all in good fun!

Blocky Redhead Adventures: Where Minecraft meets fiery locks in a world of pixelated fun!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of endlessly searching for your long-lost ginger relatives? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to reunite with your redheaded family members and discover the truth behind your mysterious lineage. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with fiery-haired villagers who share your DNA. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to connect with your ginger roots in the most unexpected way possible. Join now and let the adventure begin!