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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Potions Brewed:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but fish and carrots. Watch as our resident llama tamer tries to wrangle his herd of llamas into a dance routine. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of clucking subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the enchanted chicken armor that makes you invincible in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

87099924, blocky, Fun, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

Abuse, assault, Boy, Chapter 59, courage, dumping, emotional, Empathy, Friend, friendship, healing, Minecraft, Newest chapter, raped, Recovery, sense, Sensitive, Sensitive Boy, smp, strength, Support, Talk, Trauma, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Potions Brewed:	176
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Magic Items Found:	5664	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

LostCraft Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, disaster aftermath, emotional outbursts., emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, guilt trip, home safety, house rules, living arrangements, LostCraft, Minecraft, parenting challenges, personal boundaries, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, sister drama, temporary housing, toddler troubles, Tough Decisions

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

HurricaneMiltonEscape

Breakup, Disney, Drama, DRIVE, early 30s, family, family vacation, Fault, Flight, Florida, Hurricane, Hurricane Milton, HurricaneMiltonEscape, late 20s, Opinions, Orlando, overreacted, partner’s family, Safety, Universal parks

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9443
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	966
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

GameNostalgiaCraft

childhood memories, classic games, computer game memories, Computer Gaming, digital entertainment, early gaming experiences, favorite childhood games, first computer game, first gaming experience, first video game, GameNostalgiaCraft, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming past, Gaming Throwback, Nostalgia, old school gaming, retro gaming, video games, vintage games

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

CraftyDefenseMinister

Attack, Conflict, CraftyDefenseMinister, Defense, Defense Minister, defense policy, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, Israeli, Lethal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategy, Surprising, Tension, threat

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9254
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

Robo Voice Realness

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, digital assistants, Future, futuristic, human voice, human-like, human-like robots, innovation, machine intelligence, machine learning, real robots, realness, Robo, robot voice, robotics, science fiction, Technology, VOICE, voice recognition, voice synthesis, voice technology

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

1.21 content, creaking, data-pack-driven, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, glitches, harmed, Havoc, Lithium, mailing, making, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, norm, pale garden, Pandamoniums, Pandas, Ranks, Server, smp, Snapshot, stable experience, Vanilla, Warps, white Pale Oak Wood, Wreak

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	871884	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

Overview
Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Server Information
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
What features are currently available on the server?	TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
Is there a reset for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
Are there monthly events on the server?	Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

Party Pooper Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ores Mined:	1971
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, Link Hub, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, oral, pixelated, Pleasure, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, smp, Tags for Prompting, Vae, Wiki

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!