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CraftyConfessions

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we embrace all your llama-loving tendencies! Join us and let your llama creativity run wild as you build the most epic llama kingdom the virtual world has ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Army, a group of fearless warriors dedicated to freeing all llamas from the clutches of evil mobs. Join their ranks and embark on epic llama rescue missions, battling hordes of zombies and skeletons to save your furry friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret llama dance party every Friday night where players can show off their best llama-inspired dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the llama madness begin!

LuckyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	7

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than an irish ‘domestic abuse victim’ trying to escape dubai! you’ll be begging to come back for more fun and excitement. we have crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make you feel right at home. join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

MissileManiaMC

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

so like, you know how Keir Starmer is all serious and stuff, well guess what? on this server, he’s like the ultimate troll! he’s giving Ukraine access to UK missiles to strike inside Russia, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server! join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft?! come join the madness now!

CraftyMiseryCraft

adaptation, Animals, Challenges, cognitive abilities, complexity, Consciousness, CraftyMiseryCraft, emotions, Evolution, existential crisis, Human nature, humans, intelligence, introspection, LIMITATIONS, Misery, Philosophical, problem solving, SELF AWARENESS, society, Understanding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	2331
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a wild party in a blocky world, man. we got creepers that moonwalk and chickens that breakdance. it’s like a disco inferno up in here.

plus, our admins are actual wizards who can summon rainbows and unicorns on command. they once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for fun.

if that ain’t enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery. legend has it that anyone who finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together.

TumorShrinkageCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3231
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on this server, we got a special potion that can make u super strong and take down any baddies in no time! it’s like a cheat code but totally legit, i swear.

also, we got this crazy cool mini-game where u gotta battle against other players on flying pigs! yeah, u heard me right, FLYING PIGS. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items? yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in minecraft. u gotta be quick though, cuz the other players are always tryna steal the loot!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s full of surprises and non-stop fun, then come on over to our server! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe u’ll be the next minecraft legend with all the epic adventures u’ll have here.

CorniaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Queen of Cornia! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the Queen of Cornia was once a peaceful land filled with majestic cornfields and happy villagers. But one day, a mischievous group of chickens invaded the kingdom and declared themselves as the rulers. Now, the Queen of Cornia is a wacky place where chickens wear crowns and pigs ride on horses!

Join our server and witness the chaos for yourself. Build a house out of corn stalks, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the chicken overlords to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless in this corny paradise!

So what are you waiting for? Join The Queen of Cornia Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild and hilarious adventure like no other!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Emeralds Found:	5584
Secret Passages Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of running into runtime errors in your sad, pathetic life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and laughter.

Imagine a world where everything is glitched and nothing makes sense. That’s right, our server is like a never-ending comedy show with bugs and errors at every turn. Who needs a therapist when you can just laugh at your own misery in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Posshouse, where players can gather to share their hatred for themselves in a safe and supportive environment. It’s like group therapy, but with creepers and diamond swords.

So why waste your time on boring, well-functioning servers when you can join us for a hilarious adventure filled with runtime errors and self-loathing? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter (and tears) begin!

ExWifeTaxCraft

artist, child support, childhood trauma, co parenting, custody, Designer, Divorce, Eastern-European country, emotional payment, ex wife, ExWifeTaxCraft, financial struggle, financial support, joint custody, Legal System, minimum wage, online business, photographer, sole custody, struggling parent, upper middle-class

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s new relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this guy’s ex-wife!

We’ve got split households just like this guy’s son, except instead of arguing over who gets custody, we argue over who gets the best loot in-game. And just like this guy’s ex-wife who claims to be an artist/designer/photographer, we’ve got players who claim to be master builders but end up creating pixelated abominations.

Join us for a wild ride of financial struggles, emotional trauma, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server? So come on, join us and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy blocky world!

LostItems Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of losing your diamonds to pesky creepers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about losing your precious loot again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all creepers, zombies, and even those annoying Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient Minecraft gods who left behind enchanted armor and weapons for those brave enough to explore its depths.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, armed with the power of the gods and protected by a forcefield stronger than diamond armor!

MinecraftMisfortune

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Or maybe you built a house on a hill only for it to be struck by lightning and burn down? Well, fear not, because on our server, the unluckiest thing that can happen to you is finding a diamond block instead of a diamond ore! Join us for a chance to experience the most hilariously unfortunate events in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a village where all the villagers speak in pig Latin! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server now!