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EuroCraft: OilWars2023

2023, Buying, diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, energy consumption, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, EuroCraft, Europe, geopolitical tensions, global economy, India, international relations, oil imports, oil trade, OilWars2023, record rates, Russian oil, sanctions, supply chain, Trade routes, ukraine war

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Secret Passages Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

so like, imagine a minecraft server where europe is like, buying russian oil through india like it’s nobody’s business, all while a war is happening in ukraine. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through geopolitical drama while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground oil trading operation run by villagers in cahoots with the ender dragon.

come for the oil, stay for the adventure. this server is lit, fam.

PythonFangSurgeryCraft

Bone, bone repair, damaged tissue, Effectiveness, medical device, medical innovation, musculoskeletal injuries, new technology, Orthopedic Surgery, orthopedics, pointed teeth, python fangs, PythonFangSurgeryCraft, rotator cuff injuries, small teeth, surgery, surgical device, surgical procedure, tendon, tendon repair, tissue repair

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	272
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have a new medical device that will fix all your rotator cuff injuries! we got tiny teeth that latch onto your tendon and bone like a python’s fangs, spreading and lessening the force on your damaged tissue. it’s like having a tiny dentist in your shoulder, but way cooler. join now and say goodbye to shoulder pain while building epic structures in the game. who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic?

TrIMine There was a Wipe!!! Minecraft server

Discord, donation, Minecraft, Rtp, Server, server wipe, TrIMine, wipe

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Animals Bred:	188
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50

Private donation rtp our ds: https://discord.gg/mPzNfCWS

185.107.193.82:45966

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

contradiction, Deceit, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, duplicity, ethical dishonesty, Fake, false appearance, fraudulence, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, hypocrisy exposed, image, insincerity, Minecraft, misleading, moral inconsistency, Phony, Pretense, self-deception, Server, two-faced

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	72	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Alien Abductions:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8684	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on a journey through the wildest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Friday at 3pm).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Hypocrisy Image, a mysterious artifact that holds the power to turn players into chickens for 24 hours. Will you be brave enough to seek out this image and embrace your inner cluck?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelLove Minecraft Server

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, emotional connection, husband, Infidelity, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, PixelLove, relationships, Server, sex, sexual attraction, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Therapy, Trust, Wife

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, cheering, Clapping, Crowd, ending friendship, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, parents, Party, Proposal, SECURITY, Server, special moment, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Falling into the Void:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no surprise proposals will ruin your special day! Unlike some weddings, we promise to keep the focus on YOU and your virtual adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. No need to worry about friends stealing the spotlight with unexpected proposals – our server is all about YOU and your creativity.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, on our server, the only thing popping the question will be creepers asking if they can explode near you. Join now and leave the real-life wedding drama at the door!

CraftyWeddingDrama

Bridesmaids, compromise, Coworkers, CraftyWeddingDrama, entrance procession, game of chicken, Greek life, groomsmen, life of the party, not budging, over the top, Ridiculous, social person, soon to be wife, sorority sisters, special friends, throwing away account, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding request

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Farms Harvested:	607	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Votes:	307	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98

Are you tired of boring, traditional weddings? Want to spice things up with a wedding procession that lasts longer than your average movie? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a wedding with 17 (yes, you read that right, 17!) bridesmaids. Imagine the chaos and hilarity as they all try to coordinate their outfits and hairstyles. And don’t worry, we’ll help you find enough groomsmen to match, even if that means recruiting random NPCs from the game.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to navigate the treacherous waters of compromise with your virtual bride as you try to convince her to trim down the guest list. Will you cave first or will she? It’s like a game of chicken, but with wedding planning!

So come join us on our server and experience the wedding of a lifetime (or at least until the next update). Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and dramatic at the same time?

BlockBustMasturbate

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crops Grown:	8032	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever play in! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while wearing nothing but diamond armor! And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Weirdest Place You’ve Masturbated” competition – let’s just say things get pretty wild in the virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, criminal investigation, Exploitation, farm labourers, forced labor, free, human trafficking, immigration, Indian, international news, Italian, italy, Justice, labor rights, migrant rights, Migrant workers, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Police, rescue operation, Server, Slavery, South Asia

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Void Gems Collected:	34
Enchantments Applied:	182	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimension Hops:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Farms Harvested:	808
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero like the italian police? well, on this server, you can be a hero too! we got 33 indian farm labourers waiting for you to free them from “slavery” and show them the way to a better life in minecraft! join now and be the savior they never knew they needed! plus, who knows what other crazy adventures you’ll find on this server! come join the fun, dude!

NinjaCraft: Let ‘Em Fail!

BANKRUPTCY, Business, Competition, cure, economic growth, Economy, Fail, Failure, innovation, Japan, lessons learned, Management, market, NinjaCraft, Recovery, Revival, stealth, strategy, success, Survival, zombie businesses

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we cure zombie businesses by letting them fail! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with failing businesses instead of brain-hungry zombies. watch as we stealthily take down these undead companies and save japan from economic doom. join now for a wild ride full of epic battles and hilarious mishaps! you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!