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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3792 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
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