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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 3462 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 2882 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!