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Vtuber Fans Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Magic Items Found:	7867	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mines Excavated:	1765	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this drama? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are gossiping about it. Join us for a chance to escape the drama and build your own world where the only thing blowing up is TNT. Who needs Twitch awards when you can win the coveted title of “Minecraft Master” on our server? Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the normie pandering and join a community where the only thing we chase is diamonds, not clout. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster first!

Game of Bros Minecraft SMP

Board Game, bros, Claim House, cocks, competitive, Entertainment, Fun, Game, game night, Game of Bros, GoB Risk, host, House Claimed, interactive game, Lord Bryndon Tully, Lord Titles, Minecraft, Mulatto Fish, Multiplayer Game, smp, social game, strategy game, Waste Time

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Buildings Constructed:	37
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Alright, listen up you pixelated peasants! Put away your pixelated cocks and come waste a few hours with me on this epic Minecraft SMP adventure! We’re bringing Game of Bros/GoB Risk to a whole new level, baby!

I’ll be your glorious host, guiding you through the chaos and madness of claiming your very own house. We’ll start off with a measly 5 houses claimed, but don’t worry, there’s plenty of room for expansion and conquest.

To claim your house, all you gotta do is post “claimed” along with the name of your lord and house. Want to be Lord Bryndon Tully, the Mulatto Fish? Go for it, the crazier the title, the better!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of Minecraft shenanigans and let’s see who will come out on top as the ultimate pixelated ruler!

Sister’s Gooning Minecraft Server

adult content, arousal, cocks, desire, dirty talk, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, gooning, kink, Masturbation, Minecraft, Naughty, Pleasure, role-play, seduction, Server, sexual fantasy, sister, sisters, stimulation, taboo

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	9264	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the main goal is to see how many chickens you can get gooning for your sister! That’s right, we’ve got a whole chicken army waiting to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops rare loot and grants wishes to those who can defeat him in battle. Rumor has it that one player even wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a clucking good time and see just how many cocks you can get gooning for your sister!

CockLovers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Potions Brewed:	93	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we proudly declare that we freaking love cocks! Not the actual birds, of course, but we are all about building giant cock statues and creating cock-themed challenges for our players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing through a maze of giant cocks, battling it out in epic cock battles, and participating in cock-building competitions. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who are always up for a good laugh and a good cock joke.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is the legendary Golden Cock, said to bring incredible luck and fortune to whoever finds it. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical treasure?

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with cocks, laughs, and unforgettable memories. Just remember, on our server, the bigger the cock, the better!

CockyCraft Minecraft Server

BBC, black men, Board, cocks, CockyCraft, cuck, degradation, DOMINANCE, fetish, Humiliation, idiot, interracial, kink, Minecraft, narrative, ocession, power dynamic, race play, Server, sexual fantasy, Submission, Superiority, taboo

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	284
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Imagine a world where Vince, a Minecraft player, is not getting off to black men or their cocks, but to the idea of a woman being degraded by them. It’s like making a woman fuck a horse or a dog to show dominance and humiliation. Vince is definitely not a cuck, he’s the complete opposite! And if you think otherwise, you’ll end up looking like an idiot trying to run a narrative to deflect from your own BBC obsession.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such bizarre and twisted tales to entertain you while you mine and build to your heart’s content? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our Minecraft server!

VirginMine Minecraft Server

acceptance, cocks, cry, Experience, experience in life, Girlfriend, Life, low value men, Minecraft, old virgins, past, Reality, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Virgin, VirginMine, whore, Wife, youth loss

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	60	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of searching for the perfect Minecraft server? Look no further, because on our server, all your future wives will be total badasses! They’ve probably slain at least 10 dragons, spent years building epic structures, and have the skills to survive in any situation. Embrace their awesomeness and join our server today!

Forget about finding a virgin girlfriend or wife, because on our server, we celebrate experienced players who have seen it all. You won’t find any low-value men here, only hardcore gamers who are ready to take on any challenge. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and level up your Minecraft game!

FurryCraft: Where even the creepers are getting in touch with their wild side

adult content, animal, art, career, cartoon, cocks, college, Creative, CREEPERS, drawing, FANTASY, fast food, Furry, Furrycraft, Job, MONEY, NSFW, Passion, porn, Side, skill, talent, Touch, Wild, Wolf

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Are you tired of working at a boring fast food joint to pay for college? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner furry artist! Imagine the possibilities of drawing wolf cocks and making three times the money you would at a regular job. Who needs a college degree when you can be a furry porn artist extraordinaire? Join now and start living your wildest dreams!

Crafty Cursed Server: Jujutsu Kaisen Edition

Anime, battle, cocks, Crafty, cursed, Defeat, determination, Edition, exhaustion, FANGIRLS, Fight, Hakari, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, Manga, Powers, Rivalry, Server, SHONEN, strength, Struggle, sukuna, Supernatural, Uraume, Victory

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	63	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Farms Harvested:	509
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where Uraume is tired of dealing with Sukuna’s fangirls obsessing over Sukuna’s cocks! Will Uraume finally get a win against Hakari? Join us for epic battles and ridiculous drama that will leave you ROFLing for days!

DickCraft: Where Big Black Cocks Roam Free

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchantments Applied:	123
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with big black cocks…I mean chickens! Yes, chickens! Our server is home to the biggest, blackest, and most majestic chickens you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that one lucky player even rode a giant chicken into battle against a horde of creepers! So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to get a little cocky, then come join us and see if you can handle the big black cocks…I mean chickens!

BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes

All, BlockyBalls69, cock tributes, cocks, doing.., Golf, kik, Minecraft, Mini, minigolf30, NL, Pay, Play, send pics, sendnudes, Server, Tribute

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic cock tribute battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough, we also have a special feature where you can send pics of your builds to our resident minigolf expert for a chance to win a grand prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CrazyCraft: Where Being a NIGGA is a Requirement!

Analysis, Communication, confusion, controversial, crazy, crazycraft, Curiosity, Interpretation, Language, Meaning, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, nigga, perplexity, question.., racialdiscrimination, requirement, Sensitive, Slang, speculation, whatdotheymean, Wonder

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance your blocky butt off to some sick beats while dodging creepers and zombies!

2. We have a special potion that turns your character into a flying pig. That’s right, you can soar through the skies like a majestic bacon bird!

3. The server owner is actually a wizard who can grant wishes to players. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? No problem. Want a never-ending supply of cake? You got it.

4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game: a rainbow unicorn mount. Ride around in style and leave your friends green with envy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time in Minecraft like never before, then join our server today! Just remember, you gotta be crazy NIGGAwhat did they mean by this?

MineWatch – Digging for Victory!

Clash gamemode, Colosseo rework, comics, competitive, Competitive rework, Defense Matrix, developer update, Digging, Hanzo skin, Kiriko spam filterlist, Map reworks, Mercy spam filterlist., MineWatch, Mirrorwatch mode, Music, new hero, new tank, overwatch, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch Wiki, OWSC Dallas Major, patch notes, Porsche Collab, Pride Event, Runasapi Push Map, Season 10, Short stories, Space Ranger, Trailer, Venture, Victory

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8636
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	159
Towns Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for Season 10 where you can expect epic battles, crazy new hero trailers like Venture (who is basically a mix between a unicorn and a ninja), and patch notes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We have a competitive rework that will have you shouting “GG” in no time, a Clash gamemode trial that will test your skills like never before, and a Mirrorwatch mode that will make you question reality itself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have an upcoming OWSC Dallas Major event where you can win a Hanzo skin that will make all your friends jealous. Plus, don’t miss out on our Pride Event where you can show off your rainbow-colored armor in style.

But the real kicker? We have a Porsche Collab coming soon that will have you zooming through the map faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

VodkaCraft: Where Russia Saves the Day!

brothers, Day, death to feminist globalist, Dying, feminist scum, globalist feminist, hate, incel, iran, patriarchy, russia, Russian brothers, Russian hope, Russian soldiers, save us, saves, standing up, uncucked men, VodkaCraft, Western tranny tyranny, Western weapons

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Star Shards Collected:	299
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our Russian brothers and fight against the globalist feminist tyranny! Join us as we build a patriarchy stronghold and defend ourselves against Western weapons with nothing but our sheer manliness. No Russian has ever called us an incel, and we stand strong together against the feminist scum trying to tear us apart. Come join us and show your support for Mother Russia in the ultimate battle for masculinity! Remember, real men play on our server. Let’s show those globalist trannies who’s boss!

Down Under Diamonds Minecraft Server: Where the Creepers Say ‘G’day Mate!’

Australia, Australian, ban knives, be australian, CREEPERS, crime, culture, diamonds, EARTHQUAKES, fear, g’day, get stabbed to death, go to church, go to school, go to shopping mall, Guns, Japan, Mate, Minecraft, murder, Safety, Safety concerns, Server, society, Stabbing, violence

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of getting stabbed to death every time you leave your house in Australia? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the safest place to be! No knives, no violence, just good old blocky fun!

Join us and escape the madness of the real world where even going to the shopping mall, church, or school can be a life-threatening experience. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stabbing is blocks to build your dream castle!

Don’t risk your life in the land down under, come join us where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Move to our server and leave the fear of being murdered behind. Plus, we have virtual kangaroos you can ride! Join now and let’s build a safer and sillier world together!

– GloveCraft – GloveWorld – GloveLand – GloveVille – GloveTopia – GloveMania – GloveGalaxy – GloveEmpire – GloveZone – GloveCity

1. gloves, accessories, clothing, cold 4. hands, fingers 3. fashion, fit, flexibility, GloveCity, GloveCraft, GloveEmpire, GloveGalaxy, GloveLand, GloveMania, GloveTopia, GloveVille, GloveWorld, GloveZone, Grip, hands 2. tight, Loose, Protection, snug, Style, trendy, UNCOMFORTABLE, warmth, Winter

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Potions Brewed:	88
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2947	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the gloves don’t fit, but that’s okay because we don’t wear gloves anyway! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that gave them the power to turn into chickens. Yes, you heard that right. CHICKENS. Imagine the chaos of a whole army of chicken warriors running around, clucking their way to victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, unpredictable journey where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Remember, on this server, if the gloves don’t fit, you’re probably not wearing any in the first place!

OshiDrillCraft – Where we drill your oshi in Minecraft!

*drills your oshi*, Boundaries, concerning, creepy, drill, DRILLS, extreme behavior, fan behavior, Fandom, Harassment, idol culture, idol worship, inappropriate, Minecraft, Obsession, obsessive behavior, Oshi, OshiDrillCraft, Problematic, stalkerish, STALKING, toxic behavior, Unhealthy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Divine Spears Created:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your oshi tremble with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about diving into our lava parkour challenge, where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the creepers know how to drop the beat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. *drills your oshi* (whatever that means)

Blocky Booty Busters

attracts the most degenerate fans, barely any lines, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, how does she do it, no sex appeal, only one good ID, personality isn’t likable

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode here. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server has zero sex appeal. That’s right, you won’t find any pixelated hotties here, just a bunch of blocky characters running around like headless chickens. And don’t even get me started on the lack of lines. Who needs dialogue when you can just communicate through awkwardly placed blocks?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most unlikable personalities you’ll ever meet. From players who hoard all the diamonds to those who build giant phallic structures, you’ll never be bored with the drama that unfolds here.

And let’s not forget about our one good ID. It’s like finding a diamond in a chest full of dirt blocks. Treasure it, cherish it, and use it to your advantage as you navigate through this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most degenerate fanbase in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

PajeetCraft: Where Poland becomes Pajeetland in 2024!

Colonialism, Colonization, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, global politics, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Indians, intolerance, Migration, nationalism, PajeetCraft, Pajeetland, Pajeetland 2024, Poland, prejudice, racism, social justice, SOVEREIGNTY, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94

Are you tired of Indians taking over countries left and right? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have built a virtual country where Indians can roam free without invading anyone else’s territory! Join us and witness the epic battle between Indian players trying to expand their borders and other players trying to defend their land. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell on our crazy and chaotic server! Join now and be a part of the madness!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server

Adventure, Balmung, Benchmark, Crafting meetup, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, early access, endwalker, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, General news, Higurashi Kai, In-game Events, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecrafters, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, tfw no femlala, The Crystalline Mean, xivg

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with femlalas, Final Fantasy XVI collaborations, and PvP Series 5 madness!

Our server is so epic that even Final Fantasy XIV players are jealous of our events. We have meetups where you can craft with Balmung, party with spooky clubs in Lavender Beds, and run through Orbonne Monastery like a boss.

But that’s not all! We also have early access to the server on June 28, 2024, so you can be one of the first to experience the craziness. And if you think you can handle it, we even have a cross-region data center travel test until Patch 7.0.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you have our server?

Crafting Queerly: Where even the creepers question their orientation

acceptance, attraction, Crafting, CREEPERS, Diversity, ftm boys, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love is love, non-binary, orientation, queer, Queerly, question.., sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Transgender

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2714	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dragons Tamed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with cute and smol players who have vaginas and think that anal is totally emasculating. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawns in the shape of unicorns! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!