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ChillCraft SMP – “Calm Down, It’s Just Minecraft SMP”

Calm, first time, Intuitive, Boyfriend, Chillcraft

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is bigger and better in person! Just like how your boyfriend’s cock looked massive in person, our builds and creations will blow your mind. Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where even the smallest block looks massive.

And don’t worry about being a Minecraft virgin, our community is so welcoming and intuitive that no one will judge you for your lack of experience. Just like how sex was easy and intuitive for you, navigating our SMP will be a breeze. So come join us and let’s build something massive together!

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TehranUniProtestMCServer

Tehran University, TehranUniProtestMCServer, solidarity, 19 year old, Justice

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE POPPIN’ LIKE A BUNCH OF POPCORN IN A MICROWAVE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND IT TURNED INTO A REAL-LIFE CASTLE!

ALSO, IF YOU JOIN, YOU GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND TALK IN SPANISH!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE ENDER DRAGON STARTS A BOY BAND AND TAKES OVER THE SERVER! #SAVEOURBLOCKS #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

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NATOvsZelenskyCraft

Conflict, Alliance, Crisis, Ukraine, Military

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can like, battle russia and stuff? well, u found the right place, cuz on this server, we got zelensky warning russia and nato and all that crazy stuff.

join us and be a part of the epic battle between nations, build ur base, gather ur resources, and get ready to wage war on russia with ur minecraft skills.

who needs real life drama when u can have all the excitement in the virtual world? come join us and let’s show russia who’s boss in minecraft land. u won’t regret it, trust me.

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No Wrong Way Minecraft

dialogue, Respect, social cues, Clarity, Certainty

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it will blow ur mind and make u question reality? well, u came to the right place, my friend. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical land where unicorns roam free and diamonds fall from the sky.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. it was wild, man.

if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and battle against evil witches who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. but don’t worry, we got ur back.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the most insane, epic, and downright ridiculous adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u’ll have a good story to tell ur friends.

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The Perch

Store, Ip:, sell claims, never-resetting map, hard mode

Welcome to The Perch Minecraft Server!

Server Details:
Sem-Vanilla
Community-Driven
Refreshing Custom Features
Safe & Drama-Free Environment

Core Features:

A ranking system based on playtime with perks
Intuitive claiming system with rent and sell ability
Active economy with player-warps
Never-resetting map in Hard mode
Graves spawn at death location

For more information and to join us, visit our server, Discord, Store and Map.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a safe environment.
Can I create a shop on the server?	Yes, we have a fully player-run shopping center where you can set up your shop.
Are there any special events on the server?	We regularly host events and competitions for our community to enjoy.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, we value community feedback and often implement suggestions for new features.

We hope to see you join our great community soon! <3

Hololive Card Quest 1.20.5

card list, 1.20.5, Price checks, Spreadsheet, hololive

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like hololive OFFICIAL CARD GAME but in blocky form. We build and compete with fans, like, who wouldn’t wanna do that? Plus, there are rules and a card list spreadsheet, so you won’t get lost in the madness. And there’s an online simulator – automated, no less – and an alternative manual one if you’re feeling old school. Check out the Twitter hashtag for some spicy updates and hit up the JP online store for price checks. Set 3 is where it’s at, bro, don’t miss out on the fun!

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CarCrashRoomieNoMore

Boundaries, Car Insurance, friendship boundaries, roommate conflicts, car ownership

Are you tired of roommates who treat your car like a bumper car at the carnival? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own car out of blocks and never have to worry about dents or scratches again!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life car borrowing drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only scratches you’ll find are from creepers exploding near your precious vehicle.

Don’t let your roommate’s reckless driving get you down – join our server and show off your car-building skills in a safe and dent-free environment. Plus, you’ll never have to deal with the awkward conversations about who’s responsible for the damage ever again!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave the car borrowing drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to build a virtual car than to deal with real-life car troubles caused by your roommate’s questionable driving skills.

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SelfDate? Minecraft SMP

self growth, Minecraft, self-reflection journal prompts, self-analysis, SELF AWARENESS

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. So basically, we have this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us quests to find rare blocks like diamond ore and emerald ore, but watch out because there’s a group of evil chickens trying to steal all our loot. And get this, there’s a secret dungeon where you can fight a boss mob called the Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. It spits out llamas at you, it’s insane. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that you can ride if you’re feeling brave. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, it’s gonna be epic! #VillagerAliens #EnderLlamaBoss #TNTrollercoaster 🚀🐔🐲

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BlockyFamilyRules

family dynamics, bizarre family rules, odd family rules, family traditions, specific family rules

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that you must wear a banana costume while playing! Why, you ask? Well, our founder once had a traumatic experience with a monkey and now believes that bananas hold the key to unlocking ultimate gaming skills. Plus, who doesn’t want to see a bunch of players running around in yellow costumes trying to build the craziest structures imaginable?

Join us for epic banana battles, where you can duel other players with banana swords and defend your banana fortress from invading creepers. And don’t forget about our weekly banana eating contests, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potassium!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience the fruity fun for yourself. Who knew that wearing a banana costume could lead to such wild adventures in the world of blocks and pixels?

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TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

global affairs, Server, taiwan, Diplomacy, official position

so, liek, u know how the US State Dept was all, “yo, we don’t want Taiwan to be independent or whatevs”? well, they straight up DELETED that statement, like it never even happened! it’s cray cray, man.

come join our minecraft server, where we delete all the boring stuff and only keep the fun! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of explosions, and diamonds that rain from the sky! it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s top secret.

so come on over and join the party! who needs the US State Dept when you got us? let’s make minecraft great again!

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