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ChillCraft SMP – “Calm Down, It’s Just Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is bigger and better in person! Just like how your boyfriend’s cock looked massive in person, our builds and creations will blow your mind. Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where even the smallest block looks massive.

And don’t worry about being a Minecraft virgin, our community is so welcoming and intuitive that no one will judge you for your lack of experience. Just like how sex was easy and intuitive for you, navigating our SMP will be a breeze. So come join us and let’s build something massive together!

KinoCraft Minecraft Server

Actor, art, arthouse, black and white film, Cinema, cinematography, classic film, culture, Director, Entertainment, film, Foreign film, independent film, Kino, KinoCraft, Minecraft, motion picture, Movie, screenwriter, Server, silent film, silver screen, storytelling

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. You’ll be dancing your way through the mines, trust me.

– Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate. Yes, you heard that right. Mine for diamonds and get a sweet treat at the same time!

– The villagers in our server have a secret underground society where they throw wild parties every night. You might even catch them doing the floss dance.

– Our server is so advanced, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Ride one of these bad boys and show everyone who’s boss.

– The Ender Dragon in our server is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world in beautiful colors. Help him create his masterpiece and earn some epic rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most kino Minecraft adventure of your life!

GFPrankGoneWrong

Africa, aita, Apology, Best Friend, Communication, Deception, flirty comment, GFPrankGoneWrong, Girlfriend, Harsh, misunderstanding, overseas call, phone call, relationship, seductive voice, Trickery, Trust, Upset, vacation, WhatsApp

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Dimension Hops:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

So, imagine this wild Minecraft server where you never know who you’re really talking to! Just like how I thought I was talking to my girlfriend, but it turned out to be her best friend pretending to be her. Join us for some crazy twists and turns, just like trying to figure out who’s really on the other end of the line. Will you be able to tell the difference between your friends and foes in this wacky world? Come join the fun and see if you can navigate the unexpected like a pro!

Unfucked Minecraft Server

beyond fixing, beyond help, beyond hope, beyond recovery, beyond redemption, beyond repair, beyond saving, damaged beyond repair, Doomed, hopeless, irreparable, irretrievable, irreversible, lost cause, Minecraft, Server, too far gone, unfucked, unsalvageable

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7385	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado!

Join our server if you want to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures ever. We have a secret underground city filled with talking pigs, a skydiving competition with creepers, and a lava parkour course that will make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep that farts rainbows.

So why join our server? Because we’re the only place where you can witness a zombie breakdancing competition, a skeleton fashion show, and a zombie pigman spa day. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

KidAtHeartMC

childhood memories, growing up, Inner child, introspection, KidAtHeartMC, looking back, Nostalgia, past self, personal development, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-judgment, self-perception, time travel

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Remember when you were 10 years old and all you wanted to do was play Minecraft all day? Well, guess what? You can still do that on our server! But this isn’t just any old Minecraft server, oh no. This is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through our wacky world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure, and a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that can slay any mob with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner 10 year old self run wild with joy and wonder. Just be sure to watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves!

CraftyNotes

Communication, CraftyNotes, down, future self, Habit, journaling, Memory, mental health, mindfulness, noting, organization, personal development, Planning, productivity, Reflection, reminder, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, things, Writing

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6577	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you through the land of epicness and show you where to find the legendary golden pickaxe of awesomeness.

but beware, there are evil creepers lurking around every corner, waiting to blow up your hard-earned creations.

join us on this server for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in minecraft.

trust me, your future self will thank you for joining this server of pure madness and mayhem.

Crafters Galaxy

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Minigames Faction Skyblock Roleplay Economy Towny Pixelmon Vanilla Hardcore RPG Quests Prison KitPvP BedWars Hunger Games Creative Whitelisted, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6176

Welcome to Crafters Galaxy! Join our friendly community to explore, build, and adventure together. Whether you’re a beginner or a pro, there’s something for everyone. Crafters Galaxy – your new Minecraft home! Crafters Galaxy – where every block is a new beginning!

play.craftersgalaxy.xyz:1242

MineHertz Network

Anarchy, bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom, Experience, Friends, java, Minecraft, MineHertz Network, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8370
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Emeralds Found:	8328	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

MineHertz is a custom survival server where you can play with your Java and Bedrock friends and live an incredible custom survival experience!

minehertz.xyz:25733

EuroSisters Crafty Server

acceptance, activism, Allies, Community, Crafty, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Eurosisters, GayBearRes, inclusion, Lgbt, LGBTQ, love, point, pride, representation, Server, social media, solidarity, Support, twitter, VISIBILITY

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	181	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us for epic adventures with our resident Gay Bear, who will guide you through the craziest challenges and quests you’ve ever seen. Watch out for the rainbow-colored creepers and the fabulous zombies that will try to steal your diamonds!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your pixelated pals. And don’t forget about our exclusive potion brewing class taught by a real-life witch (just kidding, she’s actually a cat in a witch hat).

So why wait? Click that link and join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PhantomCraft Server: Chapter 32

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Void Gems Collected:	33	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Emeralds Found:	1247
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is all about letting loose and causing chaos!

Join us for epic panda battles where you can ride on the backs of these adorable creatures as you conquer the land. And don’t forget to unleash your creativity with our unlimited TNT supply – blow up anything and everything in sight!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who worship the almighty panda god. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner panda warrior roam free on our pandemonium-filled server!

HungryCraft Minecraft Server

cooking expectations, Courtesy, family communication, family dynamics, family expectations, family mealtime, family responsibilities, fixed lunch hours, food sharing, grocery contribution, HungryCraft, light food, lunch breaks, makeshift lunch, meal preparation, mealtime boundaries, mealtime etiquette, Minecraft, Server, snark remarks, work from office, working from home

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of lunch breaks and the struggle of dealing with family drama! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and taming wolves, all while trying to avoid your dad’s passive-aggressive comments about not cooking lunch for the whole family during your lunch break. Will you stand up to his demands or continue to enjoy your makeshift meals in peace?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like the time OP’s mom joined in on the lunchtime drama and made things even more chaotic. Can you navigate through the family dynamics while also battling creepers and zombies?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that understands the struggle of balancing work, family, and Minecraft adventures all in one place? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!