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Blocky Bliss Minecraft Server

Bliss, blocky, family, favorite drink, Favorite Food, Friends, Good Vibes, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nature, Pets, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, Server, Sunshine, Uplifting

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have a bad day again! Why? Because our server is run by a team of magical unicorns who sprinkle rainbow dust on all our players, giving them superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from their eyes. Plus, our server is located on a floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds while building your dream castle. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant talking potato who tells the best dad jokes? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and live your best Minecraft life!

CreeperLove69

Clueless, CreeperLove69, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, humor, idiot, lessons learned, love, MISTAKES, Naive, partner, red flags, regret, relationship, Significant Other, warning signs

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mines Excavated:	1269
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106

Are you tired of dating idiots in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and date virtual idiots instead! Our server is full of players who will make you question your life choices and wonder how you ended up with them. From building inappropriate structures to getting lost in caves and needing constant rescuing, you’ll never have a dull moment with our community of lovable idiots. So why settle for dating a real-life idiot when you can have a virtual one on our server? Join now and embrace the chaos!

CraftyKremlinKlash

Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinKlash, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, emergency response, foreign affairs, global security, international law, international relations, mass attack, military aggression, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, Russian attack, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UN Security meeting, united nations

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Crops Grown:	7139
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MASS ATTACK BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN UKRAINE AND RUSSIA. WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL BUILD THE BIGGEST WALLS? FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER. WE HAVE EXPLOSIVE PIGS AND FLYING COWS. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN. UKRAINE IS COUNTING ON YOU!

AI Anxiety Craft

Advanced technology, ai, AI development, anxiety, Artificial Intelligence, computer science, Craft, Cybernetics, digital consciousness, digital insecurity, future technology, Futuristic technology, Hardware, Insecurity, machine intelligence, machine learning, robotics, robotics development, self-aware AI, technological advancement, Technology, technology evolution

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Potions Brewed:	42	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mines Excavated:	1153

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and BAM! you’re in a world where the AI is like, super insecure about its hardware. like, it’s always asking if its RAM is big enough and if its processor is fast enough. it’s hilarious, dude.

and get this, the mobs in this server are all like, super chill. like, the zombies just wanna have a dance party and the creepers are all about giving hugs instead of blowing up. it’s a total trip, man.

oh, and did i mention the loot? like, you find diamond blocks just lying around everywhere. it’s like the server is just begging you to be rich and powerful. it’s nuts, bro.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will have you laughing your blocky butt off, then you gotta join this one. trust me, it’s a wild ride.

TobaccoCraft420

14 to 17 years old, adolescent development, adolescent health, adolescent substance abuse, Cannabis use, co-occurring disorders, co-occurring substance use, comorbid conditions, dual substance use, externalizing behavior, mental health issues, mental health problems, risky behaviors, substance use, teenage behavior, teenage mental health, teenagers, tobacco and cannabis, tobacco use, TobaccoCraft420, youth substance abuse

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Star Shards Collected:	228	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got teenagers who be smokin’ dat tobacco and puffin’ on dat dank weed like it’s nobody’s business. dey be buildin’ some wild shiz on dis server, like giant blunts made outta diamond blocks and massive bongs made outta obsidian.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of da most lit community in da minecraft world. we got parties every night where we all gather round a campfire and tell ghost stories about creepers and endermen. plus, we got competitions where u can show off ur buildin’ skills and win some sick prizes like enchanted diamond armor and potions dat make u fly.

but wait, there’s more! we also got secret underground tunnels filled with treasure chests and hidden traps. u gotta watch ur back or u might get pranked by one of our mischievous mods who love to mess with unsuspecting players.

so come on down to our server and join da fun. just remember, don’t do drugs in real life kids, save dat for minecraft where it’s all in good fun.

MineFlip Minecraft Server

Arrival, convenient, Courier, delivery service, doorstep, doorstep delivery, Flip, flips, home delivery, Minecraft, MineFlip, online shopping, Order, package, PARCEL, Quick, Receive, Server, shipping, shows up at your door, Surprise, unboxing, unexpected

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken flips into your game and shows up at your virtual door, clucking and demanding to be let in.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” – a pig that spawns with diamond armor and a diamond sword, ready to take on any challengers. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Dickless Divas Minecraft Server

body positivity, Deserves, dick, dickless, discrimination, DIVAS, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, HUMAN RIGHTS, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Respect, self worth, Server, sexism, social justice, Stereotypes, WOMAN

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	31
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that lack excitement? Look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and experience a world where women without dicks reign supreme – because who needs a dick when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant unimaginable power to those who wield it. But beware, because the evil Dickless Queen will stop at nothing to claim it for herself and rule over the land with an iron fist (or lack thereof).

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you’ll have the chance to join forces with the legendary Knights of the Clit to defeat the Dickless Queen and restore peace to the realm. With custom plugins and endless possibilities, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that a woman without a dick can still kick ass in Minecraft!

HospitalStayMC Server

alcohol, annoyance, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Empathy, Friends, health, hospital stay, hospitalization, HospitalStayMC, lifestyle change, medical condition, medication, privacy, Recovery, relationships, Respect, Server, socializing, Support

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who just want to have a good time! Need a break from annoying friends who won’t stop asking about your personal life? Look no further, because on our server, we only care about one thing – building epic creations and having a blast!

Join us and leave the real-life drama behind. No need to apologize for snapping at anyone here, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be snapping is blocks to build your dream castle! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine away the stress together. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you regret not joining sooner!

ExHubLiarExposedCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy custody battle story.

Imagine a world where your ex suddenly claims to be making half of what he used to, but you uncover a secret side hustle that involves counting stacks of $100 bills. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Help your virtual spouse win their case by gathering evidence and taking down the opposition, all while dealing with the disapproval of your in-game in-laws. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as a custody battle in a religious family, join us now and let the drama unfold! Just remember, in this world, cash is king and receipts are for the weak.

FoodieCraft Minecraft Server

answers, city, Cooking, Country, cuisine, Dining, DISHES, Favorite Food, Food, foodie, FoodieCraft, Global, home, kitchen, local ], location, Meal, Minecraft, Neighborhood, recipes, Restaurant, Server, where do you live

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2879
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to communicate is through food! That’s right, instead of typing in chat, you have to send messages using delicious treats like cake, cookies, and even enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Food Kingdom, a magical land where everything is made out of food. Picture a castle made of chocolate, a forest of candy canes, and rivers flowing with hot fudge. It’s a food lover’s paradise!

Join us now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret recipe for diamond-encrusted steak or the elusive potion of infinite hunger. So what are you waiting for? Come satisfy your appetite for fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!