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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	New Chunks Explored:	308424
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join our server and become part of a wacky crew of Minecraft pirates led by none other than Luffy himself! That’s right, we’ve got a real-life Luffy running the show and he’s always looking for new crew members to join his adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Hancock is also on the server, but instead of joining Luffy’s crew like a sensible person, she’s off doing her own thing. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans she’s getting up to?

So if you want to be part of a wild and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen, then come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next pirate king of Minecraft!

Sneed Net Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Crops Grown:	7084
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because Sneednet is about to drop its first alpha version today! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build better than any human player out there. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Friday night in the server where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join Sneednet now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Columbia Sluts Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	32
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Join us and you might just run into those infamous Columbia Missouri sluts who are always causing chaos and drama wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their dance partners. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to players who can do the Macarena flawlessly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!

I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP

bros, chicken, cry, distribution center, Drugs, employed, forklift, Girlfriend, hate, honda grom, ketamine, lamb chops, Minecraft, MONEY, Motorbike, MOTORCYCLE, pregabalin, sad, slow bike, smp, streetbike, wagie, work

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Void Gems Collected:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

🔥 FireMine – grief server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Cool survival with friends! Come in

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Tea Time Minecraft Server

american culture, boiling water, boiling water quickly, convenience, heating water, hot beverages, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen hacks, kitchen shortcuts, microwave, Minecraft, myths about tea, Server, tea, tea brewing methods, tea culture, tea drinking habits, tea making, tea preparation, tea rituals, tea time, tea traditions, Time

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Animals Bred:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about boiling tea water in the microwave ever again! Our server is equipped with state-of-the-art tea brewing stations in every virtual corner, so you can enjoy a perfectly brewed cup of tea while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.

So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

character profiles, chat client, Depravity, eicon search, F-List, F-List community, Feedback, fetishes, flg, Fluffy, Forums, Gang, gossip, kinks, Llama, Minecraft, Partners, pastebin, profile image search, Profiles, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	5108	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server, where we take fake to a whole new level! Join us for a crazy ride filled with roleplaying, kinks, and more depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Our server is like F-list for Minecraft players – create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some seriously outrageous roleplay. From webchat adventures to group forums, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got drama, gossip, and kinks galore. Want to critique someone’s character? Share your roleplay logs? Or just chat about your weirdest fetishes? Our server is the place to do it all.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and wild adventures await you on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Evil Company’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn? Well, look no further because our server is run by an evil fucking company that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are actually sentient and will attack you if you get too close?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful not to wake the giant spider king that guards it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that only an evil fucking company can provide!

Nash Was a Noob Minecraft SMP

enforcer, Kevin Nash, Memories, midcard, Minecraft, Nash, noob, Nostalgia, professional wrestling, smp, Valet, WCW, WCW era, white maven, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legends, wrestling persona, wwe

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the legend of Nash unfold before your very eyes! Back in the day, Nash was rumored to be a valet by day and an enforcer by night, with midcard energy that could rival even the whitest Maven. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Flawless Gaming Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9703
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so flawless, Notch himself would be jealous! Join us for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But little did they know, the mine was also home to a pack of mischievous creepers who loved nothing more than to blow everything up! Will you be brave enough to face the explosive challenge and claim the diamonds for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the fearsome beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon fight like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).