CMM Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GlitchCraft: Where Sarrs and SEAninjas can thrive… with a side of chaos and trolls 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

acceptance, belonging, Chaos, citizenship rights, coping, cultural exchange, discrimination, Diversity, GlitchCraft, Identity, immigration, integration, Japanese citizenship, MinecraftMadness, Multiculturalism, Nationality, racism, saars, Sarrs, SEAniggers, SEAninjas, Side, Social Issues, Stereotypes, student ID card, Thrive, tolerance, Trolls

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5592
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and experience the thrill of battling saars and SEAniggers who have somehow obtained Japanese citizenship with nothing but a student ID card.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat. From dodging lava pits to taking on giant mobs, the fun never stops on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to conquer all the chaos and come out on top. See you in the game!

CraftyCactusCrusade server – where noobs become pros and creepers get trolled! #rosemi-sama

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking cows! Our server is like a crazy circus meets a fantasy world, where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of candy and marshmallows? Easy peasy.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

CraftyLorez: Mix up lore & inconsistencies in your fave game on this quirky Minecraft server! #gamerlife #trendy #lolz

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Farms Harvested:	602
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers that lack excitement and creativity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where gravity is optional and you can ride on the back of a chicken as your trusty steed. Our server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft lore. Did you know that Steve is actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or that villagers are skilled in the art of interpretive dance?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this wacky and wild server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Come join us for a Minecraft adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head in confusion all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hoot!

BlockyBlitzCraft: Trendy anti-semitism surge server – where every block tells a story! Live, laugh, mine! 🔥 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	959592
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Villages Defended:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Are you tired of dealing with anti-Semitic trolls while trying to play Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their faith!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that celebrates diversity. You won’t have to worry about hateful comments or discrimination here – just good times and great friends.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered guardian angels who banish any trolls who dare to enter. So not only will you have a blast playing on our server, but you’ll also have the peace of mind knowing that you’re protected by heavenly forces.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most inclusive and troll-free Minecraft server around!

HonkaiCraft – StarRailPvP | HS Minecraft | OP Factions | Join Us Now!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crops Grown:	7191
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and take you on a wild adventure like no other? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell dad jokes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly zombies. These zombies offered to trade diamonds for cookies, and the player went on to become the richest cookie tycoon in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests that only open if you dance the Macarena while singing the Minecraft theme song backwards. Trust me, it’s worth it for the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Drunk Crafters: Use booze to build, not destroy! #MinecraftServer

addiction, alcohol abuse, alcoholism, booze, BUILD, coping mechanism, Crafters, Crafty, dependency, destroy, Drinking, Drunk, Emotional healing, holistic wellness, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraftserver, personal growth, Recovery, self improvement, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-medication, Sobriety, substance abuse, Therapy, unhealthy habits

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that crash every five minutes or have more bugs than a spider-infested cave? Well, fear not, because our server unironically works! That’s right, you can actually play the game without getting kicked out or losing all your progress due to glitches.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be whisked away on a magical journey filled with unicorns, rainbows, and talking pigs. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on the back of a flying llama and battle evil chickens with laser beams.

Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, who can turn any block of dirt into a block of pure gold with a flick of his wand. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond castle where the rarest ores in the land are guarded by a group of friendly creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to you as their mighty overlord. The possibilities are endless on our unironically functional Minecraft server!

CraftyAF Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Got banned from my mom’s basement today after only playing about 7 hours of Minecraft. Join our server and escape the wrath of your parents! Explore a world where you can build your dream mansion without fear of eviction. Plus, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find! So come on, join us and let’s all get fired from our real lives together! #momcantsstopus #minecraftforlife #unemploymentclub

MapCraft: Where even the Brazilian government is printing new maps! Join now for a LOL-tastic adventure!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than the Brazilian government can print new maps? Look no further, because our server will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about the Amazon being in the wrong spot!

Join our server for a chance to explore crazy new worlds where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha-slide. Our community is so wacky, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and zombies breakdance for fun.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride that will make you forget all about those pesky new maps. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCube: Git Gud Edition! – 110 characters

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Enchantments Applied:	259
Magic Items Found:	4270	Dimension Hops:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server out there! This server is so wild that even the developers couldn’t figure out how to create a guide for it. But fear not, because getting lost and confused is all part of the fun!

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like trying to ride pigs while wearing diamond armor or building a house made entirely out of TNT. Want to see what happens when you mix a creeper with a llama? You can do that here!

Our community of players is like no other. We have wizards who can turn you into a chicken, knights who protect the land with enchanted swords, and even a secret society of cows plotting to take over the server.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Come join us and see for yourself why this server is the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CreditCardCraft – Where you can mine, build, and avoid monetary responsibility in style! #debitordie

1. Credit cards, 10. Fake money, 11. Debt writing off, 12. Debt settlement, 13. Ignoring mail, 14. Legal action, 15. Looting corporations, 16. Professional class greed, 17. Social corruption, 18. System collapse, 19. Free stuff, 2. Debt maxing, 20. Maximum greed., 3. Debt collectors, 4. Law firm, 5. Ignoring calls, 6. Interest rates, 7. Financial system, 8. Corporate greed, 9. Predatory credit, AVOID, BUILD, CreditCardCraft, debitordie, monetary, RESPONSIBILITY, Style

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of being financially responsible and not taking advantage of the system? Join our Minecraft server and learn how to debt maxx like a pro! Max out your credit cards, ignore those pesky calls from credit card companies, and throw all debt collector mail in the garbage – it’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! If the debt gets sold off or a law firm threatens to sue you, just tell them you’re on pills and demand a lower interest rate. Make a written agreement for a $50 monthly payment and watch as the system collapses around you, all while preventing further legal action!

Don’t let the financial system and corporations take advantage of you anymore – join our server and learn how to game the system like a boss! The end is near, so why not get some free stuff out of the deal before it all comes crashing down? See you in game – and remember, just say “No” to higher monthly payments! Let’s break the system together, one debt maxx at a time!