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Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

addictive gameplay, casino games, cd projekt red, Dice Games, dice poker, digital gambling, FANTASY, gambling, Gaming, gaming nostalgia, geralt of rivia, in-game gambling, luck-based games, Minecraft, Payouts, PIXEL, role playing games, RPG, Server, video games, virtual dice, virtual gambling, witcher 2, witcher series

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Zombie Dances:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Votes:	8624	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take dice poker to a whole new level! Forget building and mining, we’re all about the thrill of the game here. Join us for epic dice poker tournaments where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Rumor has it, the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be made of pixels). So if you’re ready to test your luck and skill in a game of chance, join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be mining is victory!

Minecraft SMP: / Stable Diffusion General /

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Cats in Space, ComfyUI, controlnet, diffusion, Discord, Forge, general, Learn to inpaint, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, webUI extension

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Cats in Space edition Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then look no further. Our server is out of this world, quite literally. We have cats floating around in space, mining for diamonds and building epic space stations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of alien llamas who trade rare items for space cheese. Yes, you heard that right, space cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking potatoes.

Join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are non-stop. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane adventure. See you in space, fellow Minecrafters!

Lost Trump’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, AZ.., Defeat, Democrat, election, Emerson poll, GA, Lost, Mi, Minecraft, nc, NV, Pa, Politics, polling, REPUBLICAN, Results, sample data, Server, statistics, swing states, trends, trump, Trumps, Wi

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	69	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1488
Farms Harvested:	567	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further, because our server is more cooked than a Thanksgiving turkey! With a sample data that’s more skewed than a funhouse mirror, you’ll never know what to expect next. Join us for R+1 samples in PA, R+3 samples in NC and WI, R+4 samples in AZ, R+5 samples in GA, and even D+0.6 samples in MI and D+1.5 samples in NV. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more political drama than a reality TV show. So come on, join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Zesty Minecraft SMP Player

Appetizing, Cooking, Culinary, DELICIOUS, DISHES, Enhance, flavor, Food, Gourmet, ingredients, Meals, Minecraft, player, recipes, Seasoning, smp, spicier, tangy, Taste, Zest, zestful, zestier, zestiness, Zesty

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	175
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Buildings Constructed:	45
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to spice things up! Literally. We have a secret potion that will make your character zestier than a lemon on a hot summer day. Imagine running around the server leaving a trail of citrusy goodness in your wake. Creepers won’t know what hit them!

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered friends that will do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted the power to lay eggs yourself. Who wouldn’t want to be a part-time chicken?

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the Pigman Mafia reigns supreme. They may look cute and cuddly, but don’t be fooled – these pigs mean business. If you can earn their trust, you may just find yourself with a powerful ally in your quest for dominance.

So come join us on our zesty, chicken-filled, pig-tastic adventure. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our wacky world? Just remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade…or throw them at your enemies.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, Anarchy, Bosses, Clans, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Gifts, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Minecraft, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gods Slained:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

The owner of the server “GIFTS BOSSES QUESTS EVENTS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

kl8.bear-land.net

Band Party Minecraft Server

#Pico Puzzle, Ako, asset explorer, Band, Bandori Vocaloids, Bandori VTubers, Bandori Wikia, Bandori.party, BanG Dream! Girls Band Party! EN, Chisato, Dumbdori soundboard, ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT, event cutoff predictions, EX Mission guide, Favdori sorter, Favsong sorter, Flappy Ako, Himari’s Visual Novel, KF Arisa, Lisa, Live Interactions, Marine Blue of the Azure Rose, Minecraft, Otamay Ayam day, Party, RinRin, Roselia, Server, song chart viewer, story viewer, Team Builder, Tower game recreation, Translations, Trickling Vividly Gacha

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where the pigs danced, the chickens sang, and the creepers told jokes. It was a magical place where you could build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic bosses with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can join in on the craziest events, like the No Music? Yes Summer! extravaganza where you can party with Roselia and rock out to some sick tunes. And don’t even get me started on the Marine Blue of the Azure Rose Gacha, where you can win a 5-star Lisa and ride off into the sunset on a unicorn made of rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness awaits you in this virtual wonderland. Join now and become a part of the most outrageous community in the Minecraft universe!

Dump More You Piece of Shit Dump to 50K Minecraft SMP

50k, dump, dump more, dump to 50k, long tail, Minecraft, Piece, piece of shit, Shit, smp, tags

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft SMPs! We encourage players to dump as much as they can, with a goal of reaching 50k dumps! Why, you ask? Because the more you dump, the more chaotic and hilarious the server becomes!

Join us for epic dump battles, where players compete to see who can dump the most ridiculous things in the most outrageous locations. From giant piles of dirt to entire villages made out of TNT, the possibilities are endless! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for mischief and mayhem?

So come on, join us and let your inner prankster run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the more you dump, the more fun you’ll have!

Crafty Toys Minecraft Server

adult toys, consequences, Crafty, Decision making, discretion, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional turmoil, family, fear, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, nofap, personal boundaries, personal choices, privacy, self-control, Server, sex drive, shame, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, Toys

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the guilt of buying “adult toys” and fear of your family finding out about your sex drive! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures and mine for diamonds while avoiding the judgmental eyes of your family. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and leave your guilt at the door – because on this server, anything goes! So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to freedom!

What the FUCK Minecraft SMP was her problem???

anger, annoyance, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, disagreement, emotional outburst, exasperation, Frustration, fuck, heated argument, Irritation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Outburst, perplexed, perplexity, Problem, RAGE, relationship issues, smp, Tension, Upset

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt huts and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on the backs of creepers. You try to run away, but then you stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to the beat of a skeleton DJ. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you find yourself in a heated battle with a giant chicken that’s armed with a diamond sword!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt-Kicking Llama Army, a group of fearless llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Join them in epic llama battles against rival factions and watch as they spit in the faces of their enemies (literally)!

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our insane SMP and prepare for a wild ride. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the derp be with you!

Miku’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, CGI, Concert, COSPLAY, digital art, Entertainment, futuristic, hatsune miku, Japan, live event, mask, Miko Expo 2024, Mikus, Minecraft, Music, Palace, Performance, PIXEL, pop culture, real dancer, Server, Technology, Virtual idol, vocaloid

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing pandas, exploding chickens, and secret underground disco parties with skeletons!

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a giant rollercoaster that takes you straight to the moon! And don’t worry about pesky creepers blowing up your creations, we have a team of ninja villagers ready to protect your builds at all costs.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret dance-off competition every Saturday night where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples! So come join us at the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where anything is possible and the fun never stops!