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Gerg’s Mechwarrior Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of hyper-intelligent robots who are constantly plotting to take over the virtual world! Join us if you dare and see if you can outsmart our robotic overlords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually a secret training ground for a top-secret government agency that is preparing for an alien invasion. By joining our server, you’ll have the chance to hone your survival skills and become the ultimate defender of Earth.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the server that are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. Will you be the lucky player to uncover these hidden riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen. Time for robutts to rule the world!

Pic Rel Minecraft SMP Watcher

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
New Chunks Explored:	369839	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

BrotherlyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Crops Grown:	4485	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of dealing with lazy siblings who mooch off your parents and can’t even do their own laundry? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can show off your skills in loading equipment into aircraft carriers just like our Air Force hero here. No lazy siblings allowed, only hardworking players who know how to mow lawns and cut wood without being asked.

Forget about GI-Joe, become the ultimate Minecraft warrior on our server. Re-enlist with us and show your brother who the real boss is. Plus, with our crazy challenges and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why wait? Join now and leave the lazy drama behind. Who needs a snide sibling when you can have a whole community of awesome players to conquer the Minecraft world with?

WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never guilt trip you for planning your wedding right after a funeral! We understand that distractions are key to coping, which is why we offer a virtual escape to build your dream wedding venue without any judgment.

Join us and avoid family drama like the plague (or like a creeper explosion)! We won’t pressure you to change your wedding date just because it coincides with someone else’s birthday. Plus, we have a special “Disneyland” themed world for your cousin’s baby to celebrate her birthday in style.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re unaccommodating or selfish for sticking to your plans. On our server, you’re the queen (or king) of your own world, and we support you 100%. So come on over and let’s build the wedding of your dreams, guilt-free!

MeatEaterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Emeralds Found:	7840
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Votes:	1981	Towns Built:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to feast on the most exotic meats you’ve ever seen! From creeper steaks to zombie flesh burgers, our server is a carnivore’s dream come true. Who needs boring old beef when you can chow down on Enderman legs or even dragon wings? Trust us, your taste buds will thank you for joining our wacky world of culinary chaos. So come on over and sink your teeth into some truly bizarre meats – you won’t regret it!

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8063	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Potions Brewed:	176

Do you have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in your Minecraft world that you’ve never told anyone about? Well, our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and uncover even more hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and mysterious portals that will blow your mind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the legendary diamond dragon that guards the ultimate loot. So come on, join us and let your secrets run wild in our crazy, unpredictable world!

WeaponWielderMC Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

so like, this server is so lit that even the RCMP is getting involved, like what even? imagine a world where you hand over your weapons and then just peace out like a ninja, that’s the kind of energy we’re bringing to the table here. join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even evade the authorities while you’re at it. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a wild ride. come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!

GeekyCraft: Dad Arrested for Creeper Mischief

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	7544
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so like, this server is like the wildest ride of ur life, like crazier than this dad getting arrested, u know? we got so much chaos and madness goin on, u won’t even believe it. like, we have a secret underground city filled with llamas who can talk and give u quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. and get this, the llamas are all wearing top hats and monocles, like fancy little gentlemen.

but wait, there’s more! we have a haunted mansion where ghosts throw parties every night and u can join in on the fun. they even teach u how to do the thriller dance like michael jackson. it’s lit, fam. and if u dare to venture into the nether, u might just run into a dragon who’s obsessed with knitting. she’ll knit u a sweater if u can beat her in a game of tic-tac-toe.

so come join our server, where the only limit is ur imagination. and maybe the occasional run-in with the law, but hey, that just adds to the excitement, right?

Biodiversity ShadowCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a magical land where all the animals lived in harmony. But then, one day, a evil sorcerer cast a spell of biodiversity loss and all the animals started disappearing. It’s up to you, brave warrior, to join our server and save the animals from extinction! Plus, we have the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find, like seriously, they’re so shiny you’ll need sunglasses just to look at them. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Tall Lady Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the women are taller than the trees and the adventures are bigger than your wildest dreams! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being towered over by giant ladies who will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, rumor has it that these Amazonian women have secret powers that can help you mine diamonds faster than you can say “Steve.” So come on, join us and see if you can measure up to these towering beauties – literally!