clusterbyte Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Animals Bred:	100
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dimension Hops:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	81	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	529	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!