clumsy cook Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WhaleCraft: No Inbreeding Here!

Biodiversity, conservation, conservation biology, conservation genetics, endangered right whales, Endangered species, genetic analysis, genetic diversity, genetic study, genetics, inbreeding, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine mammals, Population, research, species, study, whale conservation, WhaleCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/600	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got right whales mating like crazy and making some bomb-ass baby whales. our server is like a freakin’ love boat for these endangered whales, we got them hooking up left and right. you wanna see some whale romance? come join us and witness the magic of inbreeding among these majestic creatures. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be swimming in diamonds and emeralds in no time. so what are you waiting for? come join the party and let’s get this whale breeding extravaganza started!

Freshly Sharpened Swords: MINEWARD – No Hide and Seek here! – CLASSIC RPG with QUESTS+DUNGEONS

bedrock, Bosses, cave expeditions, classic, Discord, Dungeons, Eula, freshly, grind, Hide, Items, java, jewel finding, leviathan hunting, Minecraft, Mineward, mobs, non-p2w, passion project, PvE, Quests, QUESTSDUNGEONS, RPG, Seek, Server, Sharpened, Swords, tombs

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp
IP Address	mineward.us.to (1.19.4-1.21) (JAVA+BEDROCK)

Overview

Bosses, tombs, grind, the usual.
Content branches of cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, jewel finding and similar!
Custom mobs and items, of course. (No models though).
Random stuff for fun.
Server is EULA compliant and non-P2W. It’s a passion project!

FAQ

Is the server pay-to-win?

No, the server is EULA compliant and non-P2W.

What kind of content can I expect on the server?

You can expect bosses, tombs, grind, and various content branches like cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, and jewel finding.

Are there custom mobs and items on the server?

Yes, there are custom mobs and items, but no custom models.

Is the server Java and Bedrock compatible?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions (1.19.4-1.21).

Where can I join the server’s Discord?

You can join the server’s Discord using this invite link: https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Vincent’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, BBC, BBC bulls, black men, blocky, chastity device, cuck, cuckold, cuckold lifestyle, Cum, fetish, gangbanged, interracial, Jase Clifford, love juices, Minecraft, Orgy, Server, sex position, sissy, snowball kissed, snowball kissing, Vincent The Cuck, Vincents, well-endowed

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/600	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Emeralds Found:	4998
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Hey there, I’m Vincent The Cuck and I’ve got a wild Minecraft server you need to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of blocky adventures, I built a castle where all my cuckolding fantasies came to life. Picture this: giant statues of well-endowed black men, my GF bringing them home for a good time, and me, in a chastity device, watching it all go down.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the Gangbang Gala, where six BBC bulls join in for an orgy that will blow your mind (and other things). And the best part? Snowball kisses with cum-filled mouths! It’s a party you won’t forget.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my cuckolding lifestyle, join us now! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of me dildoing my freaky sissy ass in the restroom. It’s a sight to behold, trust me. See you there!

CraftyCrafterMC SMP – The SMP where we test if crafting tables actually work

Crafting, CraftyCrafterMC, smp, Tables, test, work

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/200	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crops Grown:	5465	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a pig into battle? Go for it! Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Why not!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cactus Queen, a villainous player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting noobs to prank. Will you be able to outwit her and claim the title of Prankster Supreme?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

StepsonSassCraft

blended family, Boundaries, brother, co parenting, Communication, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, family unity, in-laws, MIL, parenting, relationships, Respect, Son, step-parenting, stepmom, stepson, stepson boundaries, StepsonSassCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/500	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will make your head spin.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through complex relationships and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is filled with MILs who just can’t seem to let go of the fact that you’re not Devon’s mom, but a bonus in his life. Will you stand up to the MIL and assert your role as a stepmom, or will you let her dictate how you refer to your stepson?

But wait, there’s more! We also have therapy sessions available for when things get too heated between you and Devon. Work through your issues and come out stronger on the other side. Plus, with a new baby in the mix, you’ll have to navigate even more family drama and expectations. Will you call both boys your sons, or will you stick to your guns and maintain the stepson title?

Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics, boundaries, and unexpected alliances. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and intrigue? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

FlirtCraft SMP: Men’s Attention Tips

Attention, attraction, Body language, body language cues in flirting, Communication, compliments, Confidence, conversation starters, DATING, effective flirting, eye contact, FlirtCraft, FLIRTING, flirting tips, humor, long tail tags: how to flirt effectively, Men, Mens, nonverbal cues, relationships, signs of attraction from men, smiling, smp, Social Skills, teasing, Tips, touching, ways to get a man’s attention

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/700	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting no love from the villagers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to level up your flirting game! Our players have mastered the art of flirting with their pixelated avatars, using tactics like building heart-shaped houses, giving gifts of rare diamonds, and even serenading each other with in-game music discs. Join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual love in no time! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCreeperCo.

aggression, approval-seeking, arrogance, closed-mindedness, competitiveness, CraftyCreeperCo, harmful traits, materialism, misconceptions, neediness, overconfidence, passive aggressiveness, people pleasing, perfectionism, procrastination, self improvement, stubbornness, Superficiality, toxic positivity, Traits, workaholic

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/200	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just want you to play by the rules and be a good little player? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embrace your inner chaos with these harmful traits that will make you the most feared player in the virtual world.

1. Greed: Forget about sharing resources with your fellow players, hoard all the diamonds for yourself and watch as everyone else struggles to survive. Who needs friends when you have shiny rocks?

2. Laziness: Why waste time building a fancy house when you can just dig a hole in the ground and call it home? Embrace your inner sloth and show everyone that you can thrive in the virtual world without lifting a finger.

3. Impulsiveness: Who needs a plan when you can just charge headfirst into battle without a second thought? Make split-second decisions that will leave your enemies scratching their heads in confusion.

4. Stubbornness: Refuse to listen to anyone else’s ideas and watch as your grand plans inevitably fall apart. Who needs teamwork when you have your own stubborn determination to guide you?

Join our server today and unleash your inner chaos in a world where harmful traits are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knows, you may just become the most notorious player in the virtual world.

FloodCraft: S.Korea Aid to N.Korea

aid, aid proposal, Assistance, crisis response, cross-border aid, Diplomacy, disaster relief, east asia, flood assistance, flood damage, flood relief efforts, FloodCraft, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, N.Korea, natural disaster, North Korea, regional cooperation, S.Korea, south korea, Support

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/400	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Votes:	3131

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join because, like, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game.

plus, we have this crazy story where the players have to team up to defeat a giant zombie chicken that’s terrorizing the land. and, like, whoever kills it gets a million diamonds or something.

also, we have this epic parkour course that’s so hard, only the most skilled players can complete it. but if you do, you get a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for a day.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night where everyone dresses up as their favorite mob? it’s lit, bro.

so, like, join our server now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKneePainMapz

body maps, causal associations, central risk factors, Chronic pain, CraftyKneePainMapz, editors commentary, knee osteoarthritis, longitudinal study, Mendelian Randomisation, Paper, Patients, peripheral risk factors, Treatment, UK Biobank data

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/300	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	279
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! We got diamond rainbows and lava waterfalls, it’s a freakin’ party up in here!

You wanna know why you should join? Well, lemme tell ya a lil story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. They became the ruler of the server and everyone bowed down to them. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests and deadly traps. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. Are you up for the challenge?

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

Adapt, AMERICANS, born too early, born too late, cope, Exploration, Future, History, Humanity, Minecraft, oceans, Pain, past, progress, Server, society, Struggle, SURVIVE, Time, Universe, watch, writhe, YankeeCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/200	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your virtual world? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride as we watch Americans try to navigate their way through the game, only to end up in hilarious and painful situations. From falling off cliffs to accidentally setting themselves on fire, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have epic battles between players dressed as giant squids and astronauts, all while trying to build the most outrageous structures imaginable. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Who needs exploring the universe when you can witness the chaos of Americans trying to survive in Minecraft?