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Zany Zen Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	8078
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a storm of falling stars – unpredictable and full of surprises!

Join us for the special program “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can battle it out with Bangboo and Ethereal in an epic showdown. And don’t miss out on the Data Bounty: Combat Simulation where you can test your skills against the toughest enemies.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special visitor coming to town, Windchaser Harumasa, who will blow you away with his skills. And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI to unlock exclusive rewards.

So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary creature “En-Nah” or witness the epic showdown between Bangboo and Ethereal. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /msdg/ – Manly Stable Dudes Gaming

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mines Excavated:	1860
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server out there! This server is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, this is a no girls allowed zone. We don’t want any cuntboys, futas, or trans players here, just manly men building and crafting their way to victory.

But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to thrive in this wild world of blocks and mobs. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re looking to optimize your Stable Diffusion experience, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users.

But the real fun starts when you join our server. We have insane stories of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unbelievable builds. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you in this wacky world.

So come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just remember, no girls allowed – unless they can prove they’re as manly as the rest of us!

Blocky Babe Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as your crush on that one villager? Look no further, because our server is like finding your dream Minecraft girlfriend!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, creeper karaoke nights, and epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen who just can’t handle your awesomeness.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll be saying “This is my type of woman” every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

Flaggy Minecraft SMP

2025, Flaggy, Flags, long tail tags, Minecraft, pw, smp

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a prophecy that by 2025, every player will have their own personalized flag to represent their kingdom! That’s right, forget about building boring old houses, now you can stake your claim and show off your dominance with your very own flag waving proudly in the wind.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and jump boost for 24 hours. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find this hidden treasure and harness its power.

Join us on /pw/ and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure of all time. Who knows what other crazy surprises and challenges await you in this wild and wacky world!

Subs Gone Wild Minecraft Server

Anime, anime fans, copyright infringement, Digital Media, fan culture, Fan Made, fan subs, illegal, internet culture, japanese animation, Minecraft, Niche, online distribution, Otaku, Piracy, Server, streaming, subbing community, subbing groups, SUBS, Subtitles, translation, Underground, Wild

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime crossover episode! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant mecha robot appears out of nowhere and starts battling a horde of creepers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a magical girl swoops in on a flying unicorn to save the day!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most epic fan subs in all of Minecraft. Forget about boring old subtitles, we’ve got hilarious translations that will have you laughing out loud. Who needs to understand what’s going on when you can have a good time instead, am I right?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where you can build your own anime-inspired world, battle crazy monsters, and laugh your butt off at the same time? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate anime adventure in Minecraft!

SMP Minecraft Sprinter Showdown!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate race between Tyreek Hill and a professional sprinter! Rumor has it that Tyreek Hill can run the 40m in a blazing 4.29 seconds, but can he keep up with a seasoned track star in the 100m? Only on our server will you find out the answer to this burning question. Plus, we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and secret underground lairs to explore. So come join us and see if Tyreek Hill can outrun the competition in the most epic race of all time!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Gems Collected:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves just by staring them down. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to witness his epic feats of block-building mastery!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally! Just make sure to bring some fire-resistant armor and a bucket of water to cool off afterwards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Happy mining, crafting, and surviving, players!

Normie Enthusiasm Minecraft SMP Exuberance

anticipation, celebration, countdown, Cycle, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, exuberance, Festive, fireworks, Fun, Gathering, Happiness, holiday, joy, Minecraft, new year’s eve, Normie, Optimistic, Party, smp, socializing, tradition

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8571
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of boring, normie-filled Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the enthusiasm and exuberance never stop, even on New Year’s Eve? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust me). Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a zombie villager or racing llamas through a maze of lava pits. The possibilities are endless on our SMP!

Shit Marathon Minecraft Server

Anime, character genius, death note, Europioid, games, hostility, japanese anime, Japanese characters, Japanese culture, japanese games, Japanese influence, Japanese media, Japanese stereotypes, Japanese voices, japanism, Marathon, Minecraft, pathos, PCs, plot twists, Russian language, Server, Shit

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Love Letters Sent:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Star Shards Collected:	119	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find a single trace of “Japanism”! That’s right, we’ve banned all things Japanese from our server because we know how much you hate it. No annoying pathos, no cringy Japanese girl voices, and definitely no plot twists for the sake of character genius.

We’ve even gone as far as to ban the Russian language because, let’s be honest, who needs it? And don’t even get us started on those stretched out characters – we keep it real on our server.

So if you’re tired of all the Japanese influence in the gaming world, come join us where we promise a Japanese-free experience. Plus, we have flying little shits with burning mittens from MGS – what more could you ask for? Join now and let’s demolish some blocks together!

Is This Unadaptable To Film? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Alien Abductions:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	38
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie waiting to happen! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning reality. From battling giant chickens to uncovering secret treasure troves hidden deep underground, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that’s so entertaining, Hollywood will be knocking on our virtual doors in no time!