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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 8791 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 8697 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 163 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a llama in a telenovela. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are lining up to join (they just want a hug, okay?).
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