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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 1460 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2458 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of sentient Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.
Don’t let your sadness get the best of you – come join our Minecraft SMP and let the laughter and insanity wash over you like a bucket of lava in the face. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your pet pig might).
