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SisterSneakAttackMC

aita, arguing back and forth, asked my wife, awkward situation, crash at our house, find somewhere else, hosting her parents, hosting my sister, invited to live with us, not her place, refusing to do so, showed up, sister has to leave, sister still here, SisterSneakAttackMC, stay for just a bit, telling my wife, UK to US, what the hell, without telling me

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Animals Bred:	163
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of family drama! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having unexpected guests show up at your virtual doorstep.

Imagine logging in to find your wife’s sister building a house right next to yours without your permission. Will you kick her out or team up with her to create the ultimate Minecraft family compound?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to secret underground tunnels where you can hide from your in-laws and siblings. Will you use them to escape the chaos or to plot your revenge?

So come on, join us and navigate through the hilarious mess of family dynamics in our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud that will have you laughing for days!

RetroThreadsRevived

60s fashion, 70s fashion, 80s fashion, 90s fashion, bring back, classic fashion, fashion comeback, fashion history, fashion nostalgia, fashion reminiscence, fashion revival, fashion trend, iconic trends, nostalgic fashion, old school fashion, past fashion, retro fashion, RetroThreadsRevived, throwback style, trendy throwback, vintage style

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ores Mined:	5982	Dragons Tamed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of wearing the same old boring diamond armor in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server brings back the ancient fashion trend of wearing glow-in-the-dark chainmail armor! Not only will you be the most stylish player in the game, but you’ll also blind your enemies with your fabulousness.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling dragons while wearing bell-bottom pants and a disco ball helmet. Who needs protection when you have style, am I right?

So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of fashion in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even start a trend that will last for centuries!

AnorexicMiceNoMoreCraft

animal studies, anorexia, AnorexicMiceNoMoreCraft, appetite regulation, behavioral health, biomedical research, disordered eating, drug development, Drugs, Eating disorders, health science, hunger protein, Medical research, Mice, Patients, protein research, researchers, Science Translational Medicine, scientific discovery, study, Symptoms

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	822	Potions Brewed:	128

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical hunger proteins that can cure anorexia in mice! who needs therapy when you can just play minecraft and eat virtual food to feel better? our server is like a science lab but with creepers and zombies instead of test tubes. join us and help us find drugs to cure all types of eating disorders, one block at a time! it’s like a virtual science experiment, but with more explosions and less safety precautions. so what are you waiting for? come cure anorexia in mice with us on our crazy minecraft server!

2Players2Losers

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ores Mined:	5592	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

New Anarchy Server in Spanish and English! (2024), Come in, create, destroy and build!

Invite your friends!

2p2l.hopto.org:25851

Dovedale Network

1.8, Bedwars, Dedicated Servers, Dovedale Network, exclusive, Friends, low latency, Minecraft, plugin issues., PvP, smp, Survival, UK server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

– UK Server – 1.8+ (but due to plugin issues Bedwars is 1.8 only!)

mc.dovedale.wiki

Mystmoor: The Land of Semi-Vanilla Chaos with a Twist of Paper 1.21! 🌲🔥

Active, Anti Pay-to-Win, Builds, challenge, Chaos, Cheating, Community, Community Focused, Discord, Enhancements, Grief, Immersive, instagram, Land, Mystmoor, Paper, PvE, Semivanilla, smp, Staff, Survival, Twist, Vanilla, Website, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Potions Brewed:	41	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Overview

Features	Friendly staff ready to help Authentic vanilla gameplay with enhancements Promotion of immersive builds Challenge of Hard mode Strong anti-cheating measures No pay-to-win
Discord	Join Mystmoor Discord
Website	Visit Mystmoor Website
Instagram	Check out Mystmoor on Instagram

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, Mystmoor is a whitelisted community.
Do you allow cheating?	No, we have strict measures against cheating.
What mode is the server in?	The server operates in Hard mode.
Is there any pay-to-win features?	No, we do not have any pay-to-win elements on our server.

CraftyCrisis Minecraft Server

action, activism, call to action, CraftyCrisis, do something, encouragement, ENGAGEMENT, Help, initiative, intervention, involvement, Minecraft, motivation, movement, Participation, PLEA, reaction, Request, response, Server, Someone, Support, Urgency

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely out of diamonds (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon, who loves to boogie down with players in epic dance parties.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Why am I considered a blocky pedo in Minecraft SMP for being attracted to 16-bit beauties

16bit, age of consent, attracted, attraction, beauties, blocky, Boundaries, consent, considered, Ethics, legal age, legal implications, Maturity, Minecraft, morality, pedo, pedophilia, Perception, physical appearance, Psychology, sexual attraction, sexual desire, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, underage, understanding age

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	3186
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all kinds of questionable behaviors! Join us if you want to be judged for being attracted to 16-year-old pixelated girls because hey, they look the same as 18+ year olds, right? Our server is the perfect place for those who struggle with basic age recognition and need a safe space to express their confusion. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your boner’s lack of understanding, we’re all about physical attraction only here! So come on in and let your inner pedo flag fly high in our pixelated paradise!

Putin’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

ADVANCE, aggression, Conflict, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, image, international relations, leadership, military tactics, Minecraft, Mr Security, Palace, Perception, PIXEL, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, Putins, reputation, Rosenberg, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

so, like, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s, like, totally epic, man.

like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your entire house! but don’t worry, because on this server, we have special creeper repellent that keeps those pesky green guys away.

also, we have this crazy story about how the server owner once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against an army of skeletons. it was, like, the most epic battle ever.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? it’s like a real-life adventure movie, but in minecraft.

so, come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, watch out for those sneaky creepers. they’re everywhere, man.

KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Admin Fun

ADMIN, administration, border control, civil administration, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fun, Governance, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, negotiations, peace talks, Politics, regional stability, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	70	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9521
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	291

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can build ur own russian city in Kursk Oblast!!! zelensky himself said it could happen!! come join us and be the mayor of ur own virtual russian town!! u can make ur own laws and have ur own government!! who needs real life when u can rule ur own minecraft city?! plus, u might even get to meet zelensky in the game!! join now for a chance to be a virtual russian politician!!