clownart – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

WhatIfMinecraftSMP

WhatIfMinecraftSMP

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you joined a Minecraft SMP where the pigs ruled the land and the creepers were actually friendly? Well, wonder no more because on our server, anything is possible!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, serenading you with their moo-tiful voices. Or how about the time when a group of villagers started a flash mob in the town square, busting out their best moves to the tune of “Creeper, oh man”?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic fowl who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join us and you could have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince(ss)!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest “What if?” moments of your life!

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CraftyCash: Subs Worth It!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained penguins who will guide you through a world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Done. How about building a house out of enchanted cookies that never go stale? Easy peasy. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant dragon named Fluffy who loves to give out hugs?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s a subscription that’s actually worth the money.

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CraftyPanicMC

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haha u want a minecraft server that is so lit even the russians are panicking? well come join our server where the drama is crazier than a soap opera! we got pavel durov getting arrested and causing chaos on russian telegram channels, like what even is happening?! join us for the most intense and wild gameplay you’ll ever experience! who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of this madness?! come join us now before the russians take over the server too! #crazyminecraft #russiandrama #paveldurov #joinusnow

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TwistedCraft Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew! Our players are experts at keeping secrets and pulling off the most epic surprises. You’ll never know who to trust or what to expect next. It’s like playing in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds. Come join the chaos and see if you can handle the madness!

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TrashyFilmFanatic Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most bananas SMP you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Our server is so insane, even the creepers have started a dance-off competition to see who can bust the best moves before blowing up.

But that’s not all! We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by deciphering a series of riddles written by a mischievous Enderman with a love for puns. And rumor has it, if you find the treasure, you’ll gain the ability to turn into a block of cheese whenever you want.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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LeftoverCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than Lisa’s cooking!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous waters of roommate relationships and leftover food feuds. Will you be the hero who saves the day by turning old leftovers into a culinary masterpiece? Or will you be the villain who incites the wrath of Dave and Lisa by daring to serve up their uneaten meals at a party?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while carrying a plate of Lisa’s famous lasagna, you’ll unlock the ultimate power-up to rule the server.

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with betrayal, friendship, and of course, delicious leftovers. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next on our server!

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CreeperCounselor

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your emotional relationship needs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of forming emotional connections with your fellow players, just like H did with C. Who needs a stable marriage when you can have a virtual affair with your coworker instead?

Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is navigating the complicated relationships between players. Will you choose your spouse or your coworker? Will you delete text messages to hide your secrets? The possibilities are endless!

And don’t worry about responsibilities like trash and yard work, on our server, you can escape all that by immersing yourself in a world of emotional turmoil and questionable decisions.

So come join us on the most scandalous Minecraft server around, where the drama never stops and the virtual affairs are always heating up. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement right here?

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BlockyLifeCrisis

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on epic adventures. Want to ride a polar bear into battle? Done. Want to build a house out of enchanted golden carrots? No problem. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? We’ve got you covered.

So say goodbye to your boring real life and say hello to the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and let the insanity begin!

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Star TrekCraft: The Quest for Diamonds and Villager Trading – Join now for epic adventures and unforgettable shenanigans!

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TrekCraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Plugins	Towny, McMMO, Mythic Mobs, ArtMap, Jobs, Chest Shops, Crates, Auctions, Quests, Treasure Hunts, etc.
Events	Weekly events, contests, and competitions hosted by staff.
Community	Friendly and family-friendly atmosphere with helpful staff and players.
Rules	Strict rules against raiding and griefing, with PvP available in designated areas.
Website	https://www.trekcraft.ca

FAQ

1. Is swearing allowed on the server?

No, keeping the chat appropriate for children is required. No swearing or discussion of inappropriate behavior is allowed.

2. Are there rules against griefing or raiding?

Yes, the server has strict rules against griefing and raiding. In the event of grief, the staff will roll it back for you.

3. How can I obtain ranks on the server?

Ranks are obtained through in-game events, contests, treasure hunts, and voting. The server is fully EULA compliant.

4. Can I turn on PvP in the wilds?

PvP is off in the wilds, but you can turn it on in your town or participate in arenas.

5. How long has the server been around?

The server has been around for over 9 years, providing a trusted and stable community for players.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting side-eyed by Jews for no reason? Join our Minecraft server and show them that you’re not just a diamond in the rough, you’re a diamond in the mine! Our server is so epic, even Moses himself would part the Red Sea just to join in on the fun. Build your own temple, partake in epic battles against zombie pigmen (they’re basically bacon, so it’s kosher, right?), and show those Jews that you’re not just a diamond in the rough, you’re a diamond in the mine! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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