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JudoMaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Void Armor Forged:	28
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Emeralds Found:	655
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172

Are you tired of being the underdog in Minecraft PvP battles? Are you wondering why your character isn’t as strong as you’d like? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret dojo where you can train with the master of Judo himself! That’s right, he may not look like much in-game, but once you’ve mastered the art of Judo, you’ll be flipping your enemies left and right like a pro. Join now and unleash your inner martial artist on unsuspecting players!

FutaCraft SMP: The Tale of FutaFunnies

adult content, alternative arkham futa, author name, captive playful drinking, Commissions, daphne josh maxwell, Discord, Eighteen mission responsible, email, erotic fiction, fanfiction, fantasy stories, futa on male, FutaCraft, FutaFunnies, Mortal Kombat Hero Series, payment accepted, Paypal, poison josh maxwell, smp, spending mrs parr recut, Tale, Velma Tony Mei, writing services

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic adventures filled with futa on male stories, Mortal Kombat hero series battles, and missions so responsible they’ll make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! How about spending quality time with Mrs. Parr recut, fighting off poison with Josh Maxwell, or exploring alternative Arkham with futa creatures?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine teaming up with Velma, Tony, and Mei to solve mysteries, or getting into hilarious shenanigans with Daphne and Josh Maxwell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for a captive, playful, and drinking-filled experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

LeftoverLair

childhood neglect, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, Dysfunctional family, emotional baggage, emotional scars, emotional wounds, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, generational trauma, LeftoverLair, leftovers, mother-daughter relationship, parental favoritism, parental neglect, Resentment, resentment towards parents, strained relationships, unhealthy eating habits, unresolved anger

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	190	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magic Items Found:	8780
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up only the finest leftovers for our guests! Just like OP’s mom, we believe in using up all those random ingredients that no one wants to eat. Our stews are so random, you’ll never know what you’re going to get – it’s like a surprise every time you take a bite!

Join our server and experience the joy of eating questionable food just like OP did growing up. Who needs fresh meals when you can have a delicious bowl of flavored water with some mystery ingredients thrown in? Plus, if you want to impress your guests, just serve them some leftovers and watch their faces light up with confusion and disgust.

So come on down to our server and show off your culinary skills by serving up some of the most unique dishes you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you don’t pay the bills or contribute to running the household, you’ll only get leftovers – just like OP’s mom taught us. Join now and let the feasting begin!

CityCraft: Justice Minister’s Plea

arson attack, Belfast, Belfast news, cafe torched, city cleanup, city safety, city vandalism, Citycraft, community destruction, community support, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal damage, Justice, Justice Minister, law enforcement, MINISTERS, PLEA, plea for justice, public outcry, rebuilding efforts, shop torched, Stop trashing our city, Urban violence

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Alien Abductions:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crops Grown:	1766	Unicorn Sightings:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where you can trash cities all day long without getting in trouble! The Justice Minister is literally begging you to stop, but we say NAH, keep on torching those cafes and shops for funsies! It’s like a real-life riot, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground lair where you can plot your next chaos-filled adventure. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the mayhem begin!

MultiLingoCraft

autocorrect, Bilingual, Communication, digital tools, keyboard settings, language barriers, language diversity, language fluency, language input, language preferences, language proficiency, language support, language switching, linguistic challenges, MultiLingoCraft, Multilingual, multiple languages, Technology, Typing, typing assistance

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchantments Applied:	81	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well listen up cuz this server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. not to mention our secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie.

but wait, there’s more. we have a secret treasure hunt where u can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a golden apple that gives u superpowers. and if u manage to tame a wild wolf, it will lead u to the hidden treasure chest full of rare items.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through the nether? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

TroonTrendz Minecraft Server

acceptance, gender dysphoria, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, personality type, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server, Suicide prevention, Transgender, transitioning, troons, TroonTrendz

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Buildings Constructed:	34
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Farms Harvested:	322	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimension Hops:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts the same? Well, look no further because our server is filled with unique personalities and crazy adventures! Join us and discover a whole new world where you can be whoever you want to be, without the fear of becoming a troon (whatever that is).

Our server is so awesome that even if you feel like you need to completely change who you are, we got you covered! No need to resort to drastic measures like killing yourself, just log on and start fresh with a new identity. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing, right? So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky Crafters

adult chat, BDSM, Crafters, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish community, fetish discussion, fetish exploration, fetish roleplay, fetishes, jerk off, Kinky, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexual fantasies, smp, Snakey, Submission, taboo topics, Talky

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Endless Night Skies:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a truly unique experience where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ fap session while building your dream base.

In our Snakey edition, we have a special surprise for all players – every time you slay a snake in the game, you’ll unlock a secret power that will help you dominate the server. From turning your enemies into chickens to summoning a herd of explosive pigs, the possibilities are endless!

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can out-fap him in a PvP match.

Don’t miss out on the madness – join /dft/ today and let the chaos begin!

WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for the wedding of the century, where the MoH is in a dress dilemma that puts all other Minecraft server dramas to shame.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the pressures of real life, unless you’re the MoH who is being pressured to wear a dress by the bride’s parents. Will she stand her ground and refuse to wear the dreaded dress, or will she cave under the pressure and don the frilly frock?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for those who love a good wedding dress showdown. Join now and witness the epic battle between fashion and family expectations unfold before your very eyes. Who needs diamonds when you have drama like this?

Airfield Mayhem Minecraft Server

Airfield, airstrikes, Allies, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, long-range strikes, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, nato, Partners, peace negotiations, political tensions, Russian airfields, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, urges, WARFARE, Western weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Zelenskyy himself urging us to allow “truly long-range strikes” on Russian airfields with Western weapons! That’s right, we’re taking the battle to a whole new level in Minecraft! Imagine flying over enemy airfields and dropping TNT like a boss. Plus, Zelenskyy might even pop in to give you some pro tips on how to dominate the battlefield. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russian airfields who’s boss!

CraftyLaughsMC

CraftyLaughsMC, decreased job satisfaction, emotional exhaustion, Employee morale, employee well-being, hierarchical relationships, humor in the workplace, leadership style, managerial humor, organizational behavior, workplace communication, workplace culture, workplace dynamics, workplace environment, workplace humor, workplace morale, Workplace Relationships, workplace satisfaction, workplace stress

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

so, like, come join our minecraft server where the managers are always cracking jokes and making you laugh so much that you’ll be emotionally exhausted and hate your job! it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in a minecraft world! climb the corporate ladder and try not to cry from all the funny jokes and puns being thrown at you. who needs job satisfaction when you can have a good laugh, amirite? join now for a workplace experience like no other!