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CraftyVWTaxDodge

Automotive Industry, corporate taxes, court case, CraftyVWTaxDodge, India, international business, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal filing, tax assessment, tax controversy, tax demand, Tax Dispute, tax evasion, tax laws, tax liabilities, tax litigation, tax regulations, Volkswagen, Volkswagen India

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9511
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	5955
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

activities, altered brain connectivity, anhedonia, Brain, brain function, brain imaging, Connect, depression, emotional processing, emotional well being, enjoyment, Food, hobbies, mental health, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, Pleasure, Portal, psychological disorders, research study, social interactions

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

SoftSlayer

application, Arena, Cheating, chill environment, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, Griefing, harassing, library, market, Parkour, PvP, Resource, rules, smp, SoftSlayer, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	softslayer.com

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

Join our discord server!

About Us

SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

Features

Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
Library full of books written by players since 2012
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

Rules

We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

Join Us

Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

1.20.2, accident, cabinet, clean up, funny, Household, humor, Mess, Mischief, mischief maker, Mischievous, mishap, mistake, Naughty, Oops, prank, shondo, silly, silly water, Spill, Trouble, troublemaker, Water

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

alcoholism, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, DadTaxFree, drug addiction, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial Stability, financial support, generational trauma, Minecraft, MONEY, parental issues, personal boundaries, relationships, self-care, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
New Chunks Explored:	619238	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!

BabyDaddyDaycare

#breastfeeding, anger, baby, BabyDaddyDaycare, Backup Plan, Communication, Conflict, Dinner, Friends, frozen breastmilk, gym, Instructions, leaving baby, maternal leave, parenting, partner, relationship, Resentment, silent treatment, Support, Trust

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Animals Bred:	65	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama and tantrums in your real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind, just like this mom left her baby for a dinner date!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!

So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!

Cheater-Free Crafty Fun

BETRAYAL, broken trust, CheaterFree, Cheating, cheating in marriage, cheating in relationships, consequences of cheating, Crafty, Deception, dishonesty, emotional pain, forgiveness, Fun, Infidelity, Integrity, long term effects of cheating, loyalty, Moral values, Rebuilding trust., relationships, second chances, Trust, unfaithful

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Emeralds Found:	6460
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Enchantments Applied:	67	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Cheaters? Pfft, on our server, we welcome them with open arms! In fact, we encourage cheating so much that we have a special “Hacker’s Paradise” area where cheaters can roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking all the rules and getting away with it!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.

So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

airstrikes, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Europe, international relations, Military, military intervention, nato, Politics, russia, russian aggression, Russian airstrikes, security council, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, united nations, vladimir zelensky, War, Zelensky, ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crops Grown:	3643
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Animals Bred:	85
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	162	Treasure Maps Found:	6

OMG, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even Zelensky is talking about it! There have been over 1,400 Russian airstrikes this week, but don’t worry, our server is so epic that even airstrikes can’t bring us down! Join now and build the craziest base to protect yourself from all the chaos. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Disco Disk Skills Server

brand new disk, Consciousness, data, death, disco, Disk, experiences, innate talents, life simulation, next person, no talents, old person data, Server, Skills, traces

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mines Excavated:	3432
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we make your wildest dreams come true! ever wonder what it’s like to live in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? well, look no further cuz we got it all!

our server is so lit that even the gods of minecraft come to play with us. we once had Notch himself build a house made entirely out of emerald blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the time when Herobrine showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off. let’s just say, he’s not as scary as you think.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of creepers with a diamond sword. you can even build a castle in the sky and rule over your own kingdom of sheep and cows. the possibilities are endless!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking the hidden powers of the ender dragon. or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh with some new friends. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CasualMinecraft

Adventure, bedrock, Builders, casualminecraft, classic experience, collaboration, Community, creativity, Crossplatform, Discord, Exploration, Friendly, Immersion, java, no-frills, proximity chat, Seasoned Veteran, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

IP	casualminecraft.fun
Bedrock	play.casualminecraft.fun (19132)

Overview

What We’re About: Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed: Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun
Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)
Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ

Q: What type of gameplay does Casual Minecraft offer?: A: Casual Minecraft offers a no-frills survival SMP experience for players.
Q: Is there optional proximity chat available on the server?: A: Yes, players who enjoy proximity chat can enable this feature for added immersion.
Q: Are builders needed on Casual Minecraft?: A: Yes, trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region and create a lasting legacy on the server.