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Minecraft SMP – /bgg/ – Baldur’s Gate Builders

Baldurs, baldurs gate, bgg, Builders, Class, companions, consequences, evil path, FAQ, Gate, House of Hope Edition, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, ps5 trailer, Race, romance, smp, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server, House of Hope Edition, is where the wildest adventures happen and the craziest stories unfold.

Join us for a chance to build the most ridiculous structures, prank your friends with the most outrageous traps, and embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

But that’s not all! We have Patch 6 live, which introduces flying pigs and dancing llamas to the game. Patch 5 brought in a new dimension where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow clouds.

Don’t forget to check out our Wiki, where you can learn how to tame a dragon and become the ruler of the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into our Mods section where you can turn your character into a talking potato or a disco ball.

Still not convinced? Well, we have a FAQ section that will answer all your burning questions, like how to long rest in style and whether you should recruit Minthara for a wild romance.

So what are you waiting for? Join House of Hope Edition today and let the madness begin!

SisterBlocker Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, Blocking, Boundaries, Cultural differences, defending loved ones, family, Gaslighting, Grief, hurtful comments, insensitive, Minecraft, mixed race, nephew, overreacting, parenting, racism, regret, sensitivity, Server, sister, SisterBlocker, Support

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	1044
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Animals Bred:	150

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister Beth’s comments? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can build, mine, and explore with a community that’s more supportive than my family!

Just like how I stood up for my nephew Jamie, you’ll find a group of players who will have your back no matter what. And don’t worry, we won’t make any weird comments about your race or family situation – unless it’s in good fun, of course!

So come join us on this server where you can escape the drama and build your own world. Who needs a toxic family when you have a virtual one that’s always there for you? Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with a sister like Beth. See you in the game!

WeirdoCraft – No Kid Zone

aita, Comments.., cross country team, facebook, friendship, jerks, Kid, local pool, Message, moving states, new family, Parent, play date, Polite, touchy, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdoCraft, whispering, Zone

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7170
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with weird kids like Melanie pushing you into virtual water and comparing people to bugs. Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be whispering under your breath is “this server is awesome!” Don’t be a jerk like the parents on the school district Facebook page – join our server and let the fun begin!

ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, discovery, Emotional healing, empowerment, ex, ExSecretsGuru, healing, HEARTBREAK, LEAVING, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, new beginnings, past, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, secret, Self Discovery, self-care, smp

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to bring your sense of humor and leave your exes at the door.

We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.

Join us on this hilarious adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

CraftyTravelz

Adventure, best place, bucket list, CraftyTravelz, Destination, Dream destination, Explore, favorite place, memorable trip, must-visit place, SightSeeing, top destination, tourist spot, travel, travel experience, travel goals, travel memories, vacation spot, Visited, Wanderlust

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Crops Grown:	3842
Gods Slained:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6007	Votes:	7988
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found! It’s like stepping into a magical land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs. The best part? You can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

Anjem Choudary, British, British Muslim leader, ChoudaryCraft, conviction, CounterTerrorism, extremism, Hate Speech, Islam, Islamic preacher, Jailed for life, legal case, Life, Minecraft, prison sentence, radical ideology, Radical preacher, radicalization, Sentence, Server, Terrorism, terrorism charges, uk, uk news, Violent extremism

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2768
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Farms Harvested:	202
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).

Putin’s Baby Factory

baby, birth rate, cultural values, demographic crisis, FACTORY, family, feminism, fertility rate, Gender Roles, Government, Motherhood, nationalism, nationalism vs feminism, patriotism, Politics, population growth, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Social Issues, society, traditional values

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

OlympicLoserCraft

achievement, athlete, Competition, Dedication, Defeat, determination, Glory, hard work, Honor, inspiration, last place, MEDAL, motivation, OlympicLoserCraft, olympics, Participation, perseverance, pride, sports, success, Victory

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3051
Votes:	7181	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!

EmergencyLanez420

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Animals Bred:	115	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!

City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger

cave, city, claims protection, CREEPERS, danger, destroyed city, Discord, dynamic, frequent restarts, helper recruitment, Helpers, inactive claims, ip address, ironed out, minimal claims protection, New server, ruins, server suggestions, small map, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Youll

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Server Overview:

Server Features	Destroyed city setting
Map Size	2.5k distance
Claims Protection	Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Helpers Needed	Looking for helpers and suggestions
Server Restarts	Frequent restarts as things are ironed out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the map?	The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay
Is there claims protection?	Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Are helpers needed?	Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions
How often are server restarts?	There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out