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CraftyChicksOnly

arrogance, beauty standards, Confidence, CraftyChicksOnly, DATING, Girls, guys, humor, Insecurity, intelligence, materialism, misconceptions, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, self-absorption, shallowness, Superficiality, Unattractive, Vanity

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Towns Built:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty dudes? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual paradise for all the ladies out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all the male players into adorable kittens, because let’s be real, who needs toxic masculinity in a blocky world? Plus, our server is guarded by a squad of handsome Minecraft hunks who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day. So come join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more attractive than the pixelated landscapes is your fellow female players!

GazaPierCraft Minecraft Server

Coastal, disaster relief, emergency response, Erosion, FOREIGN AID, gaza, gaza aid, GazaPierCraft, Humanitarian Aid, i24NEWS, Infrastructure, international relations, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Pier, political tensions, Reconstruction, Report, Server, U.S, united states, weather concerns

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

lol u guys ever heard of a minecraft server that was so lit that the u.s. government wanted to take it down?? yea that’s right, our server is so fire that even the government is shook! they said it was cuz of “weather concerns” but we all know it’s cuz they couldn’t handle the heat of our epic builds and pvp battles. join now before the feds shut us down for good and miss out on all the fun! trust me, you don’t wanna be left out in the cold like the u.s. government, come join the party!

PrisonCraft: #MeTooChina

Activist, Censorship, China, civil rights, feminism, freedom of speech, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, judicial system, Justice, Legal System, METOO, MeTooChina, political activism, Prison, PrisonCraft, protest, sentenced, sexual harassment, social justice, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

lol join this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! u know what else is creeper? getting sentenced to 5 years in prison like this china #metoo activist. but on our server, we only sentence u to 5 minutes of timeout if u break the rules. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with skeletons and zombies. come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and friendship.

Bedroom DistanceCraft

BEDROOM, Boundaries, children, Distance, DistanceCraft, family, growing up, home, House, Kids, living arrangements, noise, parenting, parents, privacy, relationships, separation, Sleep, Space, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. like, they just wanna spread love and joy, man. also, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a wild party up in here, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right. you can mine for delicious chocolate diamonds and eat them for a boost of energy. it’s like a candyland in minecraft, bro.

plus, the villagers are all secretly master chefs and they throw epic food festivals every weekend. you can feast on the most delicious dishes made from ingredients you never even knew existed in minecraft. it’s a culinary adventure, my friend.

so, come join our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, once you’ve hugged a creeper and eaten a chocolate diamond, you’ll never wanna leave. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, baby.

CraftyMelaninJoy

anxiety, Black youth, coping mechanisms, CraftyMelaninJoy, depression, discrimination, emotional well being, Identity, internalizing, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minority, Oppression, racial discrimination, racism, self esteem, social justice, societal pressures, systemic racism, Trauma

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	8481
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Farms Harvested:	717
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the real world drama and dive into a blocky paradise, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server! We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and creepers that tell dad jokes! Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about your real life problems.

And get this, our server is so magical that it can cure depression and anxiety just by logging in! Seriously, one time a player was feeling down, but after spending just 5 minutes on our server, they were dancing like a chicken on a hot potato!

So come on, join us and let your worries melt away in a world where anything is possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

🌟 NeonARK SMP: Where our vanilla tastes are as strong as our neon lights! 🌟

Adventure, Builds, classic, Community, Discord, DISCOVER, Events, Explore, Fun, Help, Join, lights, Maps, Minecraft, Neon, NeonARK, Players, Plugins, Prizes, Server, smp, STRONG, Support, TASTES, Twist, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Votes:	8718	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Feature	Description
Friendly Community	Meet awesome players!
Customer Supportive	We’re here to help!
Weekly Events	Win cool in-game prizes!
	Check out amazing builds and mini maps!
Vanilla + Plugins	Classic Minecraft with a twist!

Join Our Discord: Click here!

Don’t miss the fun. See you in NeonARK SMP!

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FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by entering the server IP in your Minecraft client and connecting to the server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow. You can find them in the server spawn area or on our Discord server.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We allow certain mods on the server, but they must comply with our rules. Check with a staff member before using any mods.

Q: How can I report a player for misconduct?

A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member in-game or through our Discord server. Provide evidence if possible.

Q: Are there any in-game events or competitions?

A: Yes, we regularly host events and competitions with prizes for participants. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Fun!

All DCs MIXER, Alt ERP, Big Trouble in Little China Movie Meetup, Dawntrail Info, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Fun, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Liveletter Meetup, Mario Party Salty Bets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Pirates and Treasure Planet, PvP Series 5, Resources, Road to El Dorado Movie, Server, Simpsons Marathon, Twin Peaks, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and meetups? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV on steroids! We’ve got Dragon Quest collabs, Moogle Treasure Troves, and even a Yo-kai Watch event that’s running until version 7.0 (yes, you read that right, 7.0!).

But wait, there’s more! Our in-game events are so epic, they make the Battle of Helm’s Deep look like a mere skirmish. Join us for PvP Series 5 and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

And don’t even get us started on our meetups. From live letter meetups to Mario Party Salty Bets, we’ve got something for everyone. Plus, we’ve got a special event called Alt ERP that will make your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on your preferences).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Blocky Pirates Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, come, devil fruit, Grand Line, joyboy, Manga, Marineford War, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, nakama, one piece, pirate king, Pirates, Red Hair Pirates, Revolutionary Army, Server, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure, World Government

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Emeralds Found:	9567
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crops Grown:	6825

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because JOYBOY is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a flying pig into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with friendly creepers and groovy zombies. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a crown made of emeralds!

So why wait? Join JOYBOY today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the mythical land of Nyan Catia, where rainbows and Pop-Tarts reign supreme.

EntitledCraft Minecraft Server

blended families, Boundaries, Communication, Communication Issues, Dating History, EntitledCraft, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Minecraft, parenting decisions, relationship advice, revolving door relationships, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, step-parenting, stepfamily issues

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Star Shards Collected:	283
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my sister’s dating life? Look no further! Our server is like a revolving door of fun, with unexpected twists and turns at every corner.

Join us and experience the thrill of moving in with someone after only 2.5 months of dating, just like my sister did with her husband! Who needs stability when you can have constant excitement?

And don’t worry about family drama – we’ve got plenty of that too! Meet new siblings who may or may not want to be a part of your virtual family. Will they block you like my sister’s kids did to their stepdad? Only one way to find out!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where entitlement runs rampant and boundaries are a thing of the past. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world!

VacayCraft: GF Broke, My Break!

airfare, Break, BROKE, Budget, caribbean, Communication, compromise, credit card debt, DEBT, Decision making, disagreement, finances, financial contribution, financial responsibility, Girlfriend, International trip, lodging, milestone birthday, milestone celebration, relationship, travel, vacation, VacayCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1744	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Crops Grown:	2781
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in celebrating milestones in the most epic way possible! Join us if you’re looking for a place to escape reality and embark on a virtual adventure like no other.

Picture this: you, a fearless warrior, setting off on a journey to conquer the pixelated world, all while dodging creepers and building your dream castle. But wait, there’s a twist! Your in-game girlfriend is demanding a trip to Vegas, but you have your sights set on an international escapade. Will you choose love or your bucket list?

With our server, you can experience the drama and excitement of planning a virtual vacation with your pixelated partner, all while navigating financial dilemmas and relationship woes. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

So come join us and let’s make your 40th birthday celebration one for the virtual history books! Who needs real-life drama when you have a Minecraft server full of outrageous adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the fun begin!