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BulletTimeCraft

acceleration, ammunition, ballistics, brief, bullet, BulletTimeCraft, Distance, Firearm, force, gun, Impact, PHYSICS., Projectile, Shot, SPEED, Time, Trajectory, travel, TWICE.., Velocity

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Votes:	3388	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, ONCE U JOIN, U GONNA BE SHOT BY A BULLET THAT TRAVELS AT 1MPH FOR A HOT SECOND. BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF U SURVIVE DAT, U GONNA BE SHOT AGAIN, BUT DIS TIME IT’S GONNA BE TWICE AS FAST! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, TWICE AS FAST! SO IF U WANNA TEST UR LUCK AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE THE BULLETS, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! HURRY, BEFORE U MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN!

HiberMc

Bedwars, COOLEST, EU, Friends, HiberMc, invite, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, OneBlock, ro, Romanian, Server, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Divine Spears Created:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crops Grown:	8611
Secret Passages Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Potions Brewed:	146	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

RO: – The coolest Romanian Minecraft server -Invite your friends to play the coolest minigames EU: -The coolest Romanian Minecraft server -Invite your friends to play the coolest minigames

play.hibermc.eu

ɪᴘ: zabgrief.falixsrv.me Minecraft server

banner, falixsrv.me, Gaming, GIF, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, zabgrief

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3579	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Animals Bred:	191	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

ɪᴘ: zabgrief.falixsrv.me

144.76.7.241:33522

LumeoMC

Adventure, Biomes, Challenges, collaboration, Community, Creative, Empire, Immersive, LumeoMC, Minecraft, Network, night, Perils, Resources, SKY, Skyblock, Strategic, Structures, Survival, vibrant

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2966
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Villages Defended:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Welcome to LumeoMC, your ultimate destination for thrilling Minecraft adventures! Our network offers an immersive experience in both Survival and Skyblock modes. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a sky-high architect, LumeoMC provides the perfect playground for your creativity and strategic skills.

In Survival mode, embark on a journey through diverse biomes, gather resources, build magnificent structures, and defend against the perils of the night. Collaborate with friends or challenge yourself to thrive in a world where every decision counts.

In Skyblock, start with limited resources on a small floating island and expand your domain into a sprawling empire in the sky. Test your ingenuity as you complete challenges, automate processes, and conquer the skies.

Join our vibrant community at LumeoMC, where adventure awaits at every turn. Dive into the fun, meet new friends, and create memories that will last a lifetime. Welcome to your new home for all things Minecraft!

LumeoMC.xyz

CraftyCreators Minecraft Server

483420437, agdg, agdg demo day 56, agdg demo day 57, AGDG resources, Amateur Game Development General, Archive, argorar, CraftyCreators, Demo Days, hackmd, handbrake, helpful links, itch.io, Jam, Minecraft, Normalfag Takeover edition, obsproject, Server, Steam Games by AGDG, VG, webm, WebMConverter

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of those normalfags taking over your Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate safe haven for all the weird and wacky players out there! Join us for Demo Days, where you can showcase your craziest creations and out-of-this-world builds.

Forget about the boring old servers, because on our server, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will trade you rare items for emeralds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who needs normal when you can have extraordinary?

Crafty Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Antagonist, Book, Crafty, enigmatic characters, Fiction, Gripping, Hero, Hero’s Journey, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 472177490, novel, page-turner, plot twist, Protagonist, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, thrilling climax, unexpected ending

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to do all the work yourself? Well, look no further because on our server, you are the hero! That’s right, every player is a hero with superpowers like flying, shooting lasers from their eyes, and summoning unicorns to ride into battle.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to save the world from evil mobs like zombie chickens and creeper cows. Build your own superhero lair complete with a secret underground base and a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a land filled with candy trees, rainbow rivers, and talking animals. You can even ride a giant flying pig to get around faster.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hero you were always meant to be. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

TVBlockerCraft

bedroom nap, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, considerate napping, girlfriend nap, individual needs, living room nap, noise level, noise tolerance, personal space, refusing to turn down tv, relationship conflict, respecting boundaries, selfish behavior, shared living space, shared tv, tv noise, tv volume, TVBlockerCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Potions Brewed:	176
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like this player who refused to turn down the TV for their napping girlfriend, we believe in standing your ground and not giving in to unreasonable demands.

Join us if you’re tired of being accused of being selfish for simply enjoying your favorite TV show. On our server, you can build your own virtual living room with as many TVs as you want, and no one will ever ask you to turn them down for a nap!

So come on over and experience the freedom to watch TV as loud as you want, without any guilt trips or accusations of selfishness. It’s time to reclaim your entertainment rights and have some fun in our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyElite Minecraft Server

church shootings, counterterrorism measures, CraftyElite, Dagestan, extremism, government officials, investigation, Islamic radicalism, law enforcement, Minecraft, political connections, political elite, radical Islam, religious extremism, religious leaders, religious terrorism, religious violence, SECURITY, Server, synagogue, Terrorism, Vetted, violent attacks

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4830	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we vet all our players for links to radical islam just like the dagestan political elite! we promise you won’t get shot at a synagogue or church here, just lots of fun and games! who knew minecraft could be so political? join now for a wild ride and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

PutinCraft: Sentence15yrold 5yrs

5yrs, activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, controversial, criticism, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, justice system, Legal System, political dissent, protest, punishment, Putin regime, PutinCraft, russia, schoolboy, Sentence15yrold, sentencing, war against Ukraine, youth activism

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

So like, u know how in Minecraft u can build stuff and like, do whatever u want? well, this server is like that but on crack, bro. like, imagine if Putin was a Minecraft character and u could like, fight him in a battle to the death.

Join this server and u can be part of the resistance against the evil Putin regime. u can build secret underground bases, gather resources to fund the rebellion, and recruit other players to join ur cause.

But be careful, cuz if u get caught by the Putin loyalists, u might end up like that 15-year-old schoolboy, sentenced to 5 years in a virtual Minecraft prison.

So come join us on this epic adventure and help us take down the tyrannical Putin empire once and for all! #DownWithPutin #MinecraftRebellion

PennywiseCraft

Cash, Cents, Coins, copper coins, Currency, decimal system, Economy, finance, financial transactions, inflation, legal tender, MONEY, Numismatics, pennies, PennywiseCraft, Prices, purchasing power, Retail, rounding, small change, Transactions

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	New Chunks Explored:	626357
Towns Built:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we still use pennies in prices but like never use pennies in coins. like wut even is dat logic? but it’s sooo fun and random, just like ur crazy aunt Bertha who wears socks with sandals.

Join our server and u might find a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are breakdancing to funky tunes. Or maybe u’ll stumble upon a village of talking llamas who tell dad jokes all day long.

And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. Rumor has it there’s a diamond the size of a chicken nugget hidden somewhere in the world. Will u be the lucky one to find it? Or will u just end up falling into a pit of lava cuz u were too busy trying to tame a wild ocelot?

So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will leave u scratching ur head and laughing ur butt off. And remember, always bring ur lucky penny with u, cuz u never know when it might come in handy.