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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 4360 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6675 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 455 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
HEY U, YA U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LEMME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GROW BIGGER LIKE A BIG OL’ MELON.
WE GOT HILARIOUS MINI GAMES LIKE “SHEEP SHEARING SHOWDOWN” WHERE U GOTTA SHEAR AS MANY SHEEP AS U CAN IN 60 SECONDS. AND IF U WIN, U GET A GOLDEN CARROT THAT MAKES U RUN SUPER FAST LIKE A SPEEDY GONZALES.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS, BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN GUARDING IT. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, A GIANT CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.
AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY AND SHOOT FIREBALLS. YEAH, U HEARD ME, A FLYING FIREBALL-SHOOTING LLAMA.
SO COME ON AND JOIN DIS SERVER, WHERE UR BRAIN WILL GROW BIGGER AND U’LL HAVE THE TIME OF UR LIFE. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT.
