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Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we only accept players with at least 500 viewers on their streams! Why settle for the average when you can join the VIP club of indie vtubers who are killing it online?

We don’t discriminate based on language, so whether you stream in English, Japanese, Russian, or even Duck, you’re welcome here! And don’t worry about shilling your 499-view oshi, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, you’re good to go.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some virtual tie drama! We’ve got a booru full of OC material, a birthday calendar for all your chuuba needs, and even a guide for archiving VODs (because who doesn’t love a good VOD?).

So come on down to our server and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen! Who knows, you might even run into a corpo who doesn’t own talent IPs but is still kicking butt in the streaming world. It’s all fair game here at our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome Minecraft server. See you there!

LOLcraft: Open Chests & Read Signs

#revelation, chests, Communication, Curiosity, decipher, decode, discovery, hidden meaning, Interpretation, Intrigue, LolCraft, Message, Mystery, Open, open it, Read, reading, Reveal, secret message, signs, Surprise, tell us, Uncover, unravel, what it says

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Votes:	207
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant wishes. Legend has it that whoever finds it will become the ruler of the server and gain the power to banish griefers with a single click.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Matzah and Creeper Craft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Emeralds Found:	1390	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Snorlax? Well, look no further because our server is here to make mudshits seethe with envy! How do we do it, you ask? By offering the most epic and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped Ender Dragon. But beware, because the dragon’s fiery breath smells like burnt bacon and will leave you craving breakfast for days.

Not convinced yet? How about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who throw the wildest potato parties this side of the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of spud enthusiasts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your mudshits seething) like never before!

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Lols

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Animals Bred:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4050	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for the chance to battle Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks in our High Noon Event! But wait, there’s more! Empyrean Kayle is waiting for you, along with Varus, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand.

But that’s not all! Our latest patch notes include flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party. And don’t even get us started on our PBE Patch Notes – rumor has it that unicorns will be roaming the land!

Need a break from all the action? Check out our Model Viewer to see your character break it down on the dance floor. And if you’re feeling competitive, our Builds/Account Stats will help you dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Crops Grown:	8570	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the darkness of other Minecraft servers? Do you long for a place where you truly belong? Well, look no further than our server, where the shadows dance around you and the laughter echoes in the canyons!

Join us and experience the thrill of being lost in a canyon, disoriented and confused. Feel the warmth of the dim light licking against your skin, as you search for that elusive joy just beyond the trees. But beware, for the shadows may play tricks on your mind and distort your perceptions!

As you sink to the ground, head in hands, resign yourself to the darkness and let it take you. But wait, a glimmer of hope shines through the darkness. You realize that you don’t belong in this place of shadows and echoes. You are meant for your own light, your own warmth.

So come join us on our server, where you can finally find your place in the Minecraft world. Leave behind the darkness and embrace the light that is truly meant for you. We promise, you’ll never feel as warm and happy as you do on our server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

DerpyCraft: Where Non-Professional Voice Actors Attempt to Play Minecraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring, professional voice actors ruining your immersion in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a non-professional voice actor playing the main role! Get ready for some hilariously bad accents and over-the-top dramatic readings that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players and mobs that end in the most ridiculous ways possible. Picture this: a group of players taking on a horde of zombies, only to be saved by a pack of wild chickens armed with tiny swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And if you’re looking for a truly unique experience, look no further than our server’s legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that the rarest loot in all of Minecraft is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most daring players. Will you be the one to uncover the secret and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and adventure like you’ve never experienced before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re going to need it!

LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of dealing with a fiery Latina girlfriend who goes from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave all that unnecessary stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow gamers.

On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by building a virtual world where everything goes your way. No more walking on eggshells or dealing with irrational outbursts – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and craft your way to inner peace?

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama llama that is your Latina girlfriend. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

FinlandCraft meets MongoliaCraft: The Epic Brotherhood Server

#youtube, brotherhood, collaboration, Connection, cooperation, Cross-cultural, cultural exchange, Diplomacy, Diversity, Epic, finland, FinlandCraft, friendship, Global community, international relations, meets, mongolia, MongoliaCraft, mutual respect, Peace, Server, solidarity, Understanding, Unity, Video

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	4271
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where Finland and Mongolia come together in a hilarious brotherhood? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic battles between Finnish reindeer riders and Mongolian horse archers. Join us for a wild ride as we build pixelated yurts and sauna houses, all while listening to traditional throat singing and Finnish metal music. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky alliance – join our server now!

Snoys’ Peak Minecraft Madness

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because this server is certified peak gameplay according to Snoys! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Yes, you heard that right. These mythical creatures roam freely in our world, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

2. Want to test your survival skills? Our server has a special challenge where you have to fend off an army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s clucking madness, but oh so fun!

3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Disco Mushroom biome. Get your groove on with the funky fungi and boogie down with the blocky beats.

4. Feeling lucky? Take a trip to the Nether Casino and try your luck at the slots. Win big and you might just walk away with a stack of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Snoys approved!

DesertCraft: Where Even Arabs Can’t Resist the Blocks

Arabs, BIAS, blocks, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, DesertCraft, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicities, ethnicity, generalizations, global perspectives, Identity, ignorance, middle eastern, misconceptions, prejudice, racism, Resist, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Animals Bred:	145
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of camels start chasing you through the desert! Or how about the time when a genie appeared and granted you three wishes, but only if you could defeat the Ender Dragon with a magic carpet?

Join our server and you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next. From riding flying carpets to battling evil genies, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now and see why arabs are like this on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!