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ClockWife’sTitsMC – The LOLZiest Minecraft Server Ever!

ClockWifesTitsMC, LOLZiest, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	74	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most precious diamonds in all of Minecraft. But beware, these diamonds are guarded by a fierce army of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to venture into the depths of our world to claim these diamonds for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance with creepers and party all night long. The music is bumpin’, the drinks are flowing, and the explosions are epic. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

play.varlheim.com IP

Creative, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

The server is whitelisted and we will be running Beta tests soon. please join our discord to stay up to date!!

https://discord.gg/xsCeWr5

54.38.207.119

Craft-lord

Op skyblock

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0

🌟 Welcome to the Craft-Lord Skyblock Server! 🌟

Welcome to Craft-Lord, where your skyblock adventure begins! Visit us for a fun and exciting skyblock experience. Our server is open to all players between versions 1.8 and 1.20.

🌍 Worlds: Experience different skyblock experiences with multiple custom worlds. ⚔️ Fun: A server full of challenging missions, events and rewards. 💎 Economy: Create your own island and build a rich economy. 🛡️ Battles: Fight other players and gain victory in island battles. 🌈 Community: We have a friendly community, everyone is welcome!

🚀 Join Now and Become a Part of the Craft-Lord Family! 🚀

IP: 185.255.92.218:25885 Our Website: https://lord-craft.com/

Remember, surprises and exciting moments await you at Craft-Lord. Come on, go on an adventure!

185.255.92.218

ElectricLands

PvP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Crops Grown:	5827	Players Killed by Monsters:	2192
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Come and join Our Sever We are still under development but you can still join to get the beta rank. Our server will feature lots of minigames. Sometimes the server will shutdown or crash so don’t leave if this happens hope to see you on the server.

This Server has BedWars and skywars right now there will be more games in the future.

TElectricLands.aternos.me

AeroSurvival

Economy, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Modded Server 1.12.2 ONLY RP CITY NO PLUGINS, IT’S ALMOST ONLY PLAYING You come to have fun, not to destroy what you shouldn’t and make the game of others a Nightmare / Mods : WorldEdit(Only for Admins);MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod;BiblioCraft;Custom NPC’s;NEI/JEI And all their core mods Mods and FORGE VERSION(Windows and MACOSX and LINUX)

http://www.mediafire.com/file/4j8bwdi98o8rona/AeroSurvival_MODS.rar/file

The team of Admins are here(you will not notice them) and they will provide what is necessary to make your time fun and enjoyable. If you see someone do something that isn’t permitted in the rules of the server, please report him in the Chat !!!! Please don’t pay attention to the server IP, we aren’t rich people, we just dream of having a server. If it grows, we will use another Server Host. For the closest future, we also hope to add mods to our server, other mods so people willn’t loose the Fun. If you have any suggestions, just contact me : [email protected] or try to talk directly to an admin by the chat or by private message(still in the chat)

At the present moment, i only wish you a lot of joy and fun while playing in our server !!!!

Aerosurvivalium.aternos.me

Chaoticgens

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Buildings Constructed:	37
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Prepare to embark on an extraordinary adventure in the world of Minecraft, as you step into the realm of ChaoticGens ! Our server offers a captivating fusion of traditional Skyblock gameplay with the exhilarating twist of resource generation in a meticulously designed environment. Join us for an unforgettable journey where your imagination knows no bounds.

Play.ChaoticGens.net

Netherlandsrp

Fake Minetopia, Minetopia, Roleplay

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8294
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Server IP: nederland.apexmc.co

nederland.apexmc.co

Midnight of No Stars

Roleplay

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

In a beautiful world, ravaged by wars between cats, three clans have arisen. Possessing different governments and forms of leadership, they all live in diverse ways. Whether in unanimity or against each other, a myriad of tales will be told about them. Journey with the Huntress and become a Divine cat, gifted with powers untold. Humans live just over the mountains, separate from the clans. Find your place. Stand your ground. Live as a warrior under the midnight of no stars.

Hello! We are a new server loaded with numerous roleplaying veterans, some of us up to 5 years! In Midnight of No Stars, we accommodate all roleplaying abilities and skills. We hope you have an entertaining time and return frequently!

The server is ready for new players! Version 1.12.2!

!! STAFF WANTED !!

Staff applications are currently being accepted > https://discord.gg/Z6bpbTE

We are looking for experienced roleplayers and/or staff members!

mc13.fadehost.com:28210

Revils

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Emeralds Found:	2117	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Revils is Pvp server for 1v1 And FFA and Skyblock Functions Prison And more Best KB and Hits Version 1.7.10-1.8.9

Revils.eu

Funcysmp

Earth, KitPvP, Minigames

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

🌟 Embark on an Epic Journey with funcySMP’s Grand Server Launch! 🚀

Step into a world like no other, where the captivating and whimsical realm of funcybear comes to life! Join us on this thrilling adventure as we unveil our extraordinary server, meticulously crafted to enchant and mesmerize every gamer out there!

🌌 Skyblock Awakens! 🌌Soar high above the clouds in our spectacular Skyblock world, where you’ll build your empire amidst the heavens. Craft, explore, and thrive in the sky like never before!

🎮 Engage in Unique Custom Minigames! 🎮Prepare for a gaming extravaganza like you’ve never experienced before! Our server boasts an array of exclusive custom minigames that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Each one is a masterpiece, waiting for you to conquer!

🛡️ Battle Fearsome Custom Mobs and Uncover Hidden Bases! 🏰Venture into the unknown and face off against menacing custom mobs that lurk in every corner of our vast world. Unearth secret bases scattered throughout the landscape, adding an element of mystery to your adventures!

🥊 Kitpvp Showdowns! 🥊For those who crave intense PvP action, our Kitpvp arena is the place to be! Prove your combat prowess and rise to the top as you engage in thrilling battles with fellow adventurers.

🌎 Experience Earth as You’ve Never Seen It! 🌎Discover a revamped Earth like you’ve never imagined. Dive into a world where the ordinary becomes extraordinary, and the mundane transforms into the extraordinary.

✨ Unleash the Power of Custom Enchants! ✨Enhance your gear with our unique custom enchantments, adding a new layer of strategy and excitement to your gameplay. Unlock their secrets and wield unimaginable power!

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! We have an abundance of surprises, challenges, and wonders in store for you. funcySMP is not just a server; it’s an entire universe waiting for you to explore!

Join us on this magical journey, and together, we’ll create memories, conquer challenges, and forge friendships that will last a lifetime. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – the funcySMP adventure! 🌠

🌐 Connect with Us Today! 🌐[Server IP: 144.217.29.212:25608][Discord: discord.gg/funcySMP][Website: funcySMP.com]

144.217.29.212

Mr.Craft

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Emeralds Found:	4798
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

BRAND NEW UPDATED AND RELAUNCHED SERVER. NOW RECRUITING… 1.8.9 – 1.14.4 Discord https://discord.gg/AhTU5t

play.mrcraft.pro