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Clockwife’s Tits Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Crops Grown:	1919	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where all you do is mine and craft? Well, come join our server where you can ogle at our adorable clock wife’s tits all day long in our exclusive /vt/ section! But beware, she’s a feisty one and might just cuck you with a creeper if you’re not careful. So come join us for some titillating adventures and hilarious hijinks, only on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ClockWife’s Booty Adventures: A Minecraft Server for the Bold and Brave!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6554	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	258
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us if you want to stop staring at my cute clock wife’s ass on /vt/ and start building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. We have more diamonds than a rich villager and more chaos than a creeper convention. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

PickySisNoMealChangeLOL

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	905	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Votes:	1520	Enchantments Applied:	300
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being treated like a personal chef for picky eaters in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your culinary creations are appreciated and celebrated! No more dramatic sighs or demands for second (or third) meals – just pure cooking freedom!

On our server, you can whip up the most outrageous dishes imaginable, from pixelated braised pork and lime tacos to virtual strawberry Fresca drinks. And the best part? No one will judge your creations or demand a grilled cheese instead. Let your creativity run wild in our food-loving community!

So say goodbye to mealtime drama and hello to a world where your cooking skills are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let your culinary adventures begin!

2025Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity of our server! Project 2025 is not your average Minecraft experience – it’s a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Project 2025 and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Want to build a giant roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Go for it! Feel like taming a dragon and riding it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret underground lair filled with untold riches and epic loot. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your rightful place as the ruler of Project 2025?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

CreepyCraft: Childhood Flashbacks

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Votes:	4266	Towns Built:	6

Remember that time you were playing hide and seek with your friends in the dark forest and you swore you saw a pair of glowing eyes watching you from behind a tree? Well, imagine that feeling but amplified by 1000 on our Minecraft server!

Join us if you dare for a server experience that will have you questioning reality. Our world is filled with haunted mansions, cursed temples, and spooky caves just waiting to be explored. Who knows what kind of creepy creatures you might encounter along the way?

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that shoot laser beams from their eyes, and a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or hiding under your blanket), look no further. Join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring a nightlight…you never know what might be lurking in the shadows.

CraftyCarbonFun

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3770	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	8703	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE GOOGLE BUT BETTER CUZ WE DON’T MAKE THE PLANET SAD WITH OUR GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS. JOIN US AND HELP SAVE THE EARTH BY BUILDING EPIC MINECRAFT STRUCTURES INSTEAD. PLUS, OUR AI IS SO SMART IT CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO SPEAK LLAMA. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. LLAMA. SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME WACKY FUN AND ECO-FRIENDLY SHENANIGANS.

StarfishIncestCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	337	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	69363
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S WILDER THAN A MONKEY ON A UNICYCLE? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT TALK, AND SHEEP THAT DANCE LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHICKEN, WHO LAYS GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL-LIFE CHICKENS WHEN YOU THROW THEM! AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON THE MYTHICAL ENDER DRAGON RIDING A PINK LLAMA INTO BATTLE!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, WE’VE GOT THOSE TOO. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

ParasiteCraft: Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where every player is a brood parasite! That’s right, you’ll never know who’s who on this crazy server where white couples are popping out all sorts of unexpected surprises. Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your long-lost twin on our server! So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected.

HealCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage collusion…of blocks! That’s right, our server is all about working together to create the most epic builds and structures imaginable. Just like how grocery store chains collude to keep wages low, our players collude to keep the creativity levels high!

Join us and be part of a community where teamwork is key and where you can show off your building skills without fear of competition. Who needs high wages when you can have high walls and towers instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, it’s been recognized by the US government as a model for how to keep companies competitive on the world stage. So come on, join us and let’s collude…in Minecraft!

BadassBeatsMC

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7405	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs that make you feel like a basic block of dirt in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special playlist that will make you feel like the ultimate diamond-clad warrior ready to take on any creeper that comes your way! From epic battle music to heart-pounding boss fight tunes, you’ll be strutting around like a Minecraft rockstar in no time.

Join our server and you’ll be able to blast these epic tunes while you build your own fortress, mine for rare resources, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of victory echoing through your headphones, you’ll never want to leave our server again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the music turn you into the ultimate Minecraft badass!

Glory2Crafters

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5511
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have elderly buskers playing protest anthems like ‘Glory to Hong Kong’ on repeat! we even have a jail for them to stay in when they get too rowdy! but don’t worry, they always come back with fresh charges and even more epic tunes to play! join now for a wild ride filled with rebellious music and crazy adventures!

StacysMomMC

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, STACY’S MOM WORKS THERE! yea u heard me right, she be crafting blocks and slayin’ creepers like a boss. she got that mom strength, ya know?

and get this, if u join da server, u might even get to meet her in person! she be givin’ out diamond swords and enchanted armor like it’s candy on Halloween.

plus, rumor has it that she can tame dragons with just a wink of her eye. yea, she be a Minecraft legend, fo sho. so come join da server and see if u can handle hangin’ with Stacy’s mom!