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TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	690	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	3469
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Runes Activated:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	New Chunks Explored:	893072
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ores Mined:	502	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Enchantments Applied:	73
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Farms Harvested:	986
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse