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SMP Shenanigans with Anon in Minecraft SMP

Anon, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, digital communication, forum post, internet culture, internet discussion, message board, Minecraft, No. 15399201, Online Community, online conversation, online forum, online identity, online interaction, online platform, online privacy, online thread, Shenanigans, smp, Umm, user anonymity., user forum, User-generated content

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of players who only communicate in meows and another group who can only speak in pig grunts. It’s like a real-life animal kingdom, but with blocky graphics!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit touchy-feely.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can try to conquer the legendary parkour course that is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges players to a dance-off before they can pass. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken do the moonwalk like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ShallowBitchCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, attractive, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, criticism, Emotional support, Fake, Fighting, friendship, guilt trip, immature, insults, love life, Minecraft, relationships, rocky terms, Server, Shallow, ShallowBitchCraft, Support

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8994
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her friend.

Looking for a server where friendships are tested and insults are thrown like snowballs in a snow biome? Look no further! Witness the epic showdown between OP’s boyfriend and her friend, as they battle it out in a war of words over his appearance. Will OP choose love or friendship? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means calling out your bestie for being a total meanie. Watch as OP unleashes a fiery tirade, burning bridges faster than a lava flow in the Nether. Will their friendship survive the heat, or will it crumble like a sandcastle in a desert?

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have drama, am I right? See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your friend’s questionable taste in men)!

NoBullyZoneMC

accusations, bully, bullying, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Disappointment, exclusion, family, favoritism, inclusion, Interacting, Nephews, nieces, NoBullyZoneMC, Playing, Protection, School, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, teachers

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Farms Harvested:	934	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic battles! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous waters of sibling rivalry and step-sibling drama.

Embark on quests to defend your sweet cousin Elodie from the evil bully Sofia. Will you stand up for justice and protect the innocent, or will you join forces with the dark side and spread chaos and mayhem?

But beware, for alliances will be tested and friendships will be strained. Will you choose loyalty to your family or loyalty to the bully? The choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of the family hangs in the balance.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and show us your Minecraft skills as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds and childhood rivalries. Who knew family gatherings could be this intense? Let the games begin!

ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

adorable, children, Communication, Curiosity, education, Experience, eye-opening, funny, growth, Innocence, Insight, learning, life lessons, memorable, parenting, perspective, smp, Surprising, Toddler, ToddlerTeachingsMC, unexpected, wisdom

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	7102	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	131	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Astral Projections Made:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Meteorites Collected:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Star Shards Collected:	172

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).