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LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magic Items Found:	8146	Divine Spears Created:	14

join dis cray cray minecraft server and get dat vitamin D fix u been needin! u know what dey say, a creeper a day keeps da doctor away! build urself a fortress made of calcium blocks and never worry bout fractures again!

we got da wildest adventures waitin for u, from fightin off skeleton armies to rescuin villagers from zombie attacks. u can even ride a pig into battle if u feelin extra bold.

but beware, dis server ain’t for da faint of heart. only da bravest survive in our world of blocky madness. so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some vitamin D-fueled fun!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Star Shards Collected:	79
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Farms Harvested:	849

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Xilonen herself would want to join in on the fun.

Join us for a rainbow-tastic adventure in Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” where you’ll forge your own destiny and slay dragons with nothing but a peak patrol sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, we have daily check-in rewards that are permanent – just like that one time Xilonen forged her name in the stars.

And if you need some extra Primogems, we’ve got redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true hero of Mondstadt.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in a world where anything is possible – just like Xilonen’s Duty of Name Forging!

Kik Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2606
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the currency is trading nudes of your significant other! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in scandalous pics here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Meatstro99, a mysterious player who roams the land challenging others to epic battles with nothing but raw meat as weapons. Will you be the one to defeat Meatstro99 and claim the title of Meat Master?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

BoyfriendBlockheadAITA

aita, apartment search, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockheadAITA, childhood home, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Digging, Effort, fixing problems, free living, hard work, Homeowner, idiot, long-term planning, Mortgage, Moving, relationship, spring water, water issues

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Animals Bred:	119
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	2369
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where you can build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges on our server. Maybe your house is running out of water and you need to dig for a new spring to keep it flowing. Or perhaps your boyfriend is being a total noob and wants to move out instead of putting in the work to fix it. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual shovels and pickaxes to help you out!

So why join our server? Because where else can you live in a house for free, deal with water shortages, and have a boyfriend who thinks apartments are better than fixing problems? It’s like reality TV, but in pixelated form. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

Sayonara, Old Sayings!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	128	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Items Found:	6335
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Neuro Club Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	56	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Astral Projections Made:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Crops Grown:	9285

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Potions Brewed:	101
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.