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Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

Business, Canton, Canton Network, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, Development, Digital, DTCC, Industry, INFORMATION, innovation, Linkbros, Minecraft, Network, networking, Partnership, response, SECURITY, smp, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Umm

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magic Items Found:	6494
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CakeWarsCraft

alcohol awareness, alcoholic drinks, bil, birthday cake, breaking sobriety, CakeWarsCraft, disagreement, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family drama, immature, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, Mom Water, nephew, Party, petty argument, pig cake, pink cake, Political, Sobriety

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

celebration, christmas, Easter, family, fave, Favorite, favorite holiday, Festive, Fourth of July, Gratitude, Halloween, Happiness, holiday, HoliDaze, joy, Memories, new year’s eve, smp, Special, Thanksgiving, Traditions, Valentine’s Day, whats, why

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	New Chunks Explored:	344641
Magic Items Found:	8185	Runes Activated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

CreeperCruncher42

Appetite, comfort food, cravings, CreeperCruncher42, culinary delights, DELICIOUS, Dining, eating habits, favorite dish, Food, foodie, guilty pleasure, Hunger, indulgence, Meal, munching., nutrition, snack, Sustenance, Tasty, yum

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	4888
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

advances in technology, Civilization, Communication, Development, digital age, Edition, education, Evolution, Future, future civilizations, Human, illiterate, innovation, knowledge, Literacy, noobville, progress, reading, Skills, society, Technology, Writing

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9262
Zombie Dances:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magic Items Found:	1531

so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

A New World, Same Ol’ Problems: Overloaded Mods and Salty Minecraft Players

advancement, Animals, Automation, Bronze Age, challenge, Crafting, crops, electrical age, Food, industrial age, landscapes, Machinery, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, new world, Overloaded, Players, Problems, SALTY, smp, stone age, Survival, Tools, triumph, world

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Votes:	2812	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	A New World
Server Discord	Join Discord
Description	Welcome to A New World, a challenging Minecraft server where survival is taken to the next level. Progress through different ages and experience a whole new way of playing Minecraft.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply use the server IP address provided and connect with your Minecraft client.

Q: What makes this server unique?

A: This server introduces a new gameplay mechanic where players progress through different ages, starting from Stone Age to modern Electrical Age, offering a more immersive survival experience.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respectful behavior among players. Please refer to the server Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I team up with other players?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to team up and collaborate to overcome challenges and progress faster through the ages.

Crafty Cubicle Minecraft Server

accidental confession, awkward situations, butterflies, confessing love, Conversation, coworker, Crafty, cubicle, flirty conversation, in love, love confession, Minecraft, mixed signals, office banter, office humor, romantic tension, Server, stomach ache, sudden feelings, unexpected emotions, work flirtation, work relationships, workplace crush, workplace dynamics

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the butterflies in your stomach are trying to confess their love for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-fluttering adventures and unexpected love confessions from inanimate objects. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the form of a blocky pig or a pixelated chicken. So come on in and let the love (and the creepers) explode!

It’s That Easy Minecraft SMP

attractive, Before and after, body image, body positivity, confidence boost, determination, dieting, EASY, Exercise, fitness journey, healthy living, lifestyle change, Minecraft, motivation, self improvement, self-care, self-esteem boost, smp, success story, transformation, weight loss, wellness, workout routine

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Gods Slained:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where losing weight magically makes you irresistible to the opposite sex? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have shed a few pounds and are now drowning in attention from admirers.

Just ask Vance, who dropped 10 pounds and suddenly found himself fending off hordes of swooning women. His excuse? None needed, because he’s too busy fending off admirers with a diamond sword in hand.

So come join us and see what kind of crazy transformations await you in our wacky world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a similar situation as Vance, fighting off mobs and admirers alike.

PuppyBlocker

animal welfare, dog ownership, ethical pet ownership, family conflict, family dynamics, pet adoption, pet breeding, pet breeding ethics, pet care responsibilities, pet health, pet neutering, pet overpopulation, pet ownership decisions, pet ownership disputes, pet parenting, pet rehoming, pet spaying, PuppyBlocker, responsible pet care, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild family story! Join us for a chance to claim ownership of a virtual puppy and avoid family conflicts. Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life dilemmas and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and fun. Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the thrill of raising virtual puppies without worrying about them being bred with oversized dogs? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCashCow2021

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make a million dollars in a year! How, you ask? By selling virtual dirt blocks for real money, of course! Our players have become virtual real estate moguls, flipping dirt blocks for a profit that will make your head spin.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on their trusty dragons and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a pot of gold (or diamonds, whichever you prefer).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So come join us on the craziest, most lucrative Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!