climatechangemaxxing Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Pervs

Anime, beauty, culture, discomfort, Fragrance, Girls, hygiene, makeup, Manga, nauseating, Overpowering, perfume, Pervs, PIXEL, Preferences, pungent, room, smell, societal norms, Stereotypes, Unpleasant, Women

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Mines Excavated:	4702
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only smell you’ll encounter is the sweet scent of victory! Unlike sitting next to two women doused in makeup and perfume, our server is a fragrance-free zone.

Join us for epic adventures and battles in a world where the only thing that stinks is your opponents’ gameplay. Our community is filled with players who smell like success and determination, not overpowering scents that make you want to hurl.

So come on and join us, where the only thing you’ll be throwing up is your hands in victory! Because on our server, the only thing that stinks is your opponents’ defeat.

MemeCraft: Stonks Edition – Where GME pumps before LINK and diamonds are the new currency

before, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, Currency, decentralized finance, diamonds, Edition, financial news, fucking, gamestop, gme, investing, Link, market manipulation, market volatility, meme stocks, Memecraft, pumped, PUMPS, reddit, retail investors, Short Squeeze, stock market, stonks, Trading, wall street

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	New Chunks Explored:	705687
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, strap in because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a GameStop stock pump before a Chainlink crypto surge!

Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the llamas and their underground llama mafia.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical player who can build entire cities with a single click of his mouse. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, adventure, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

ShoreGaming: Where Creepers are the only thing on the Whitelist

1.19.0, Activo, amigos, argentina, CREEPERS, Cruxi, decorativo, echado, edad, Hosting with Essentials, mal comportamiento, Premium, Privado, Proyectos, reclutamiento, ShoreGaming, smp, Survival, Técnico, Whitelist

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cruxi’s Technical/Decorative Server
Server Type	Survival
Active Since	Over 1 year
Current Players	2 (actively recruiting)
Requirements	Premium account, +17 years old
Server IP	Hosting with Essentials

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server public or private?	The server is private, for friends only with whitelist on.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, players must be respectful and friendly. Misbehavior will result in being kicked from the server.
Can players collaborate on projects?	Absolutely! The server encourages collaboration on projects.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed only if both parties agree to it.
How can I join the server?	Contact Cruxi for approval and to be added to the whitelist.

PuppyLoveCraft

adult content, animal love, bestiality, dog, explicit content, extra chapter, FANTASY, final chapter, forbidden love, Inu ni Nattara Suki na Hito ni Hirowareta, japanese manga, love story, Manga, manga conclusion, manga ending, manga series, mature content, PuppyLoveCraft, romance, secret relationship, taboo

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a unicorn friend like that?

2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava-filled hot tub. Just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens that like to photobomb your epic battles.

3. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, complete with glowstone dance floor and DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

4. Our custom mobs include zombie clowns that juggle TNT and skeleton pirates that shoot arrows out of their peg legs. It’s a real circus of chaos out there!

5. And finally, rumor has it that if you complete all the quests on our server, you’ll unlock the extra final chapter in which she… well, let’s just say things get a little wild with the local wildlife.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those fire-breathing chickens…

Bad Batch Banquet: Where Minecraft meets chaos with a side of humor!

animated series, bad, bad batch, Banquet, Batch, Chaos, Characters, clone wars, Connection, Development, emotional impact, family, Filler, Finale, Future, Hope, humor, imperfection, meets, Minecraft, rebels, Side, Space, Star Wars, Strengths, target audience, weaknesses

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Bad Batch struggles to survive in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and other dangerous mobs!

Join us as we embark on epic adventures, just like the Bad Batch did in their own universe. Explore new lands, build amazing structures, and fight off enemies with your friends by your side.

But beware, just like in the show, there may be some filler episodes along the way. Don’t worry though, we promise they’ll be just as entertaining as the main storyline.

And when it comes to the finale, get ready for an emotional rollercoaster that will leave you speechless. The Bad Batch will give it their all for their Minecraft family, and you’ll feel like you’re right there with them.

So come join us on our server and experience the perfect imperfection that defines our world. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? The space for excitement is wide open, so don’t miss out on the fun!

ChunkyCraft

bbw, Big Beautiful Women, body acceptance, body positivity, CHUBBY, ChunkyCraft, CONFIDENT, curvy, Edition, empowerment, Fatty, full figured, inclusive beauty, plus size, self love, sexy curves, Thick, Thread, Titty Tuesday, voluptuous, voluptuous women

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1782
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchantments Applied:	212
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, especially those of the Chubby/BBW/Fatty variety! It’s Titty Tuesday every day here, so get ready for some voluptuous adventures in the blocky world.

Join us if you want to build a castle made entirely out of cake and have a pet pig named Bacon who wears a tutu. Our server is known for its epic food fights where players battle it out with giant chicken legs and marshmallow swords.

But the real reason to join is our secret underground club where players can ride on the backs of chubby llamas while wearing inflatable sumo suits. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of racing through a maze of rainbow-colored blocks on a llama’s back.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let your inner chubby chub chub shine! It’s a wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of your character’s waistline).

Minecraftyasha: Where Half-Demons and Blocks Collide!

action, Adventure, Anime, badass, blocks, collide, Demon, FANTASY, half-demon, HalfDemons, ideas, inuyasha, Kagome, Manga, Minecraftyasha, Publisher, Rumiko, sesshomaru, Shikon Jewel, striking range, Supernatural, sword, tone it down, Unconscious

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	886173
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than an Inuyasha battle? Look no further, because our server is so epic, players have been known to pass out from the sheer excitement! Join now and experience the thrill of dodging swords while building your own virtual world. Rumiko who? Our server is where the real action is at. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join today and unleash your inner warrior!

Welcome to a Spud-tacular Adventure on Potatoland SMP! No toppings, just pure potato fun!

Adventure, Fun, Potato, POTATOLAND, Pure, smp, spudtacular, toppings, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Potatoland SMP Overview
Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Features	Shopping district Factions Discord server

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, please fill out this form: Join Form

Is the server currently under development?

Yes, the server has just started the season and is a bit underdeveloped. Your help in growing and thriving is appreciated.

Where can I find the server’s Discord server?

You can join the Discord server by following this link: Discord Invite

Minecraft Mayhem

MAYHEM, Minecraft, new, new sberto, sberto

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because new ‘sberto is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and explore a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns all your enemies into friendly pandas, and a magical portal that transports you to a land made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of our server – rumor has it, it’s guarded by a dragon with a fondness for cheesy jokes.

So why wait? Join new ‘sberto today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Blocky Jewels

BELIEF, blocky, celebration, Community, culture, FAITH, faith-based, heritage, History, Identity, Jewels, Jewish, Jews, jews rock, Music, pride, Religion, Rock, Rock Music, solidarity, SPIRITUAL, tradition, Unity

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Farms Harvested:	280
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of super talented Jewish grandmas who kick butt at building epic structures and slaying mobs like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant matzo ball floating in the sky, and if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical gefilte fish. Plus, every full moon, a horde of zombie rabbis come out to play and challenge players to epic dance-offs for sweet loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of schmaltz. Trust us, you won’t regret it!