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LawbreakingLegends Minecraft SMP

character classes, CliffyB, competitive, decade ahead, failed launch, fast paced action, Fast-paced, First Person Shooter, futuristic, gaming industry, gravity-defying, high skill ceiling, Innovative, Lawbreakers, LawbreakingLegends, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, smp, team-based, Underrated, unique mechanics, video games

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so cutting-edge, CliffyB himself was almost a decade ahead of the curve with this one!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper battles, diamond armor fashion shows, and secret underground lairs filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Notch himself left a hidden message in the code of our server, leading to a secret realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Will you be the one to uncover this mystical land?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Femanon GF Minecraft Server

attention seeking, DATING, escapism, FANTASY, femanon, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Loneliness, longing, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, social media, unattainable, unrealistic expectations, virtual relationships, Whores, Wishful thinking

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Gods Slained:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with attention-seeking femanons in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only attention-seeking you’ll encounter is from creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is full of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, perfect for escaping the drama of the real world. Plus, who needs a femanon girlfriend when you can have a loyal Minecraft pet wolf who will follow you around and protect you from any virtual dangers? So come join us and leave those attention-seeking femanons behind – they don’t stand a chance against our epic block-building skills!

ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

acceptance, culture, discrimination, Diversity, east, East Europe, eastern europe, education, equality, EURO, EXPLAIN, ExplodingTNTs, Finally, Homophobia, HOMOPHOBIC, ignorance, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, misconceptions, poopies, prejudice, progress, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	New Chunks Explored:	273334
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Votes:	9225
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Antagonist, Beloved, Character, dream, FANTASY, favorite movie, favorite TV show, fictional, Hero, heroine, iconic, imagination, influential, inspiration, memorable, Personality, Protagonist, Qualities, Role Model, Traits, TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4769
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	81	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Farms Harvested:	822	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Enchantments Applied:	296
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Void Armor Forged:	30
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	130	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3595
Mines Excavated:	4062	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!