CLG Nemo Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MissYouNotTaken

advances, AITAH, Boss, Chat, coworker, Devoted, engaged, Facebook friends, Girlfriend, inappropriate, male dominated industry, MARRIED, Message, MissYouNotTaken, relationship, Romantic, social media, Straight.., tire shop, unfriended

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ores Mined:	2942
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Animals Bred:	114
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on quests to find the rarest diamonds, battle dragons in the Nether, and build the most epic castles you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground tire shop run by a mysterious boss who may or may not have unfriended you on Facebook. Will you uncover the truth behind this tire shop scandal? Only time will tell.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy journey filled with friendship, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of inappropriate advances (just kidding, we’re all happily married here). See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

CraftyRedditors – House, Wife, Car!

achievement, Beautiful house, beautiful wife, CAR, career, CraftyRedditors, determination, dreams, goals, Happiness, hard work, House, inspiration, Journey, large automobile, Lifestyle, luxury, Marriage, motivation, redditors, relationships, success, wealth, Wife

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Farms Harvested:	377
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of living a boring life in Minecraft? Do you want to upgrade from your tiny dirt hut to a luxurious mansion with a hot tub and diamond-encrusted walls? Look no further, because on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft baller!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our community is filled with players who have reached the pinnacle of success in the game, with houses so grand that even Notch himself would be jealous.

But how did they get here, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that those who join our server are blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. They receive unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a personal army of loyal wolves to protect them at all times.

So if you want to live the high life in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself behind the wheel of a virtual Lamborghini, with a beautiful Minecraft wife by your side. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to level up your Minecraft game and become a true legend in the world of blocks and pixels!

BrexitSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, BETRAYAL, Brexit negotiations, Brexit saga, BrexitSpyCraft, Conspiracy, covert operation, Espionage, european union, foreign influence, government corruption, Honeytrapped, international relations, Irish politician, political manipulation, political scandal, russia, scandalous affair, secret mission, spied, undercover operation

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Farms Harvested:	177	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT HONEYTRAPPED IRISH POLITICIANS SPYING FOR RUSSIA DURING THE BREXIT SAGA!

WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN THE POTATOES IN IRELAND, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE POLITICAL SCANDALS!

BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET SPY BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW MINECRAFT SPIES!

JOIN US NOW FOR A FUN AND CHAOTIC TIME THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT POLITICS AND MINECRAFT!

ALSO, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY. DON’T MISS OUT!

Bee Wasp Hornet Swarm

adaptation, Attack, Bee, Bee Nests, BEES, Chaos, danger, Destruction, High winds, hornet, hornet nests, HORNETS, insects, Nature, nest destruction, Survival, Swarm, Wasp, wasp nests, wasps, weather, wildlife, wind damage

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Star Shards Collected:	194	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the bees, wasps, and hornets are on a mission to seek revenge for their fallen nests! watch as they swarm around looking for something to attack, only to find themselves in a world full of blocks and pixels. join now and witness the chaos as these tiny creatures wreak havoc on everything in their path. it’s a buzzin’ good time!

Pussy Palace Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, DATING, emotional connections, fidelity, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, Minecraft, monogamy, one woman, Palace, personal choice, pussy, relationships, romantic relationships, Self Respect, self-control, Server, sex, sexual experiences, sexual partners

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of being a one-woman man in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate place to find all the virtual love you desire. With a player base of over 100,000, you’ll have plenty of options to choose from. Plus, our custom plugin “Love Potion” guarantees that you’ll never be lonely again. Join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft player with a harem of virtual girlfriends!

/utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP

Career Advice, Career Transition, general, helpful resources, Interviewing, job hunting, job loss, job market, Job Search, job tips, Layoffs, Minecraft, networking, professional development, remote work, resume writing, salary negotiation, smp, Tech, tech industry, tech workers, unemployed, unemployment, utwg, workers, youtube channels

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	77
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to get to it.

2. Our server mascot is a giant pink llama that shoots rainbows out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we got it, just enjoy the show.

3. Every full moon, the entire server turns into werewolves and we have epic battles in the forest. It’s like Twilight, but with more creepers.

4. Our admin once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that now roam the skies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

5. We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life! Just watch out for those zombie chickens…

QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!

Beirut, chief, chiefs, Conflict, Crisis, Dahieh, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iran Revolutionary Guard, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missing, out of contact, Quds Force, QudsCraft, regional politics, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, Terrorism

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Farms Harvested:	161	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re just mining away and building your epic castle, but then you realize, “Wait, I need more craziness in my life”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where even Iran’s Quds Force chief is out of contact because he’s too busy trying to survive in our insane world.

Dahieh? More like Da-heeey, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! We’ve got explosions, surprises around every corner, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield. Trust us, you won’t be able to stay away once you’ve experienced the chaos that is our server.

So why wait? Join now and see why everyone is talking about our Minecraft server. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Iran’s Quds Force chief trying to navigate our crazy world. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Weekend Warriors Server

extended weekends, leisure time, longer weekends, more weekends, productivity, Relaxation, Scheduling, Server, shorter weeks, stress relief, time allocation, time for self-care, Time management, time off, time off work, Warriors, weekend, weekend activities, weekend fun, weekend getaway, weekend plans, weekend relaxation, work-life balance

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the weekends never end cuz time is a lie and we live in a perpetual saturday. imagine mining diamonds and building epic castles while sippin on margaritas and partying with unicorns. our server is so lit, even the creepers be droppin sick beats. plus, rumor has it herobrine is our resident dj and he throws the wildest raves in the nether. so come on down and join the party, cuz on this server, every day is a weekend!

TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

1.21.1, Adventure, Archive, base, building, Chill, Community, Discord, Environment, Excavation, Friends, Gathering, greying, Join, knowledge, list, Materials, Memories, Minecraft, Natural, scenery, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smaller server, Technology, TreePaunch

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30
Votes:	2093	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

TreePaunch Minecraft Server Overview

Description
TreePaunch is a Minecraft server for players who enjoy building and preserving the natural environment in-game.
Number of Players: 3-5 during non-peak days
Community Focus: Building, collaboration, and creating a safe, fun environment
Server Discord: https://discord.gg/cwKeFe5qWv

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of builds are allowed on the server?

A: We encourage players to build creatively while incorporating their creations into the natural scenery. However, griefing or inappropriate builds are not allowed.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join TreePaunch. We encourage a friendly and inclusive community.

Q: How can I access old worlds or archives on the server?

A: We save all of our old worlds and keep them available for download or visitation. Please contact an admin for access.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

Africa, African capitals, African cities, African countries, Cities, continent, Craft, culture, Diversity, Exploration, geography, historical cities, landmarks, metropolitan areas, Minecraft, must-visit cities, Population, SAVANNAH, Server, top cities, tourism, travel, urban centers, vibrant cities

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a wild adventure through the vibrant and bustling cities of Africa! Join us as we explore the top 10 cities from the continent, including:

1. Nyanza – where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride on elephants instead of horses. 2. Wakanda – a hidden city filled with advanced technology and friendly pandas who love to play Minecraft. 3. Zamunda – home to the tallest skyscrapers made entirely out of cocoa beans. 4. Timbuktu – where you can trade your diamonds for magical potions that give you superpowers. 5. Kilimanjaro – climb to the top of this city and slide down the snowy slopes on a diamond sled. 6. Alexandria – a city filled with ancient ruins and secret treasure chests waiting to be discovered. 7. Casablanca – where the villagers throw the most epic parties with fireworks made out of emeralds. 8. Cairo – a bustling metropolis where you can ride camels through the streets and battle mummies in the pyramids. 9. Marrakech – a city known for its colorful markets and delicious food made from enchanted ingredients. 10. Cape Town – where you can sail the high seas on a diamond-encrusted ship and battle pirates for their treasure.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and experience the wonders of Africa like never before! Who knows what kind of adventures and mischief you’ll get into along the way?