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BlockyLove Minecraft Server

ABSTINENCE, BlockyLove, Celibacy, Choices, Commitment, Communication, Decision making, desire, Intimacy, Minecraft, Moral values, Never, peer pressure, personal boundaries, relationships, Self Respect, self-control, Server, sex, sexual activity, societal expectations, temptation, VALUES

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of being a forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you will never have sex…BUT THEY WILL! That’s right, all the mobs and villagers are getting it on like there’s no tomorrow. Join us for a wild ride of scandalous Minecraft hookups and love triangles. Who needs diamonds when you can have a steamy Minecraft romance? Join now and get ready to witness the hottest pixelated action you’ve ever seen!

CupcakeCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebrations, birthday desserts, birthday treats, boundary setting, cupcake drama, cupcake etiquette, CupcakeCraft, cupcakes, food theft, Minecraft, roommate agreements, roommate apologies, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontations, roommate disputes, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommates and relationships, Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4943	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magic Items Found:	7681	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ores Mined:	2461	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise that no one will steal your cupcakes! Unlike that roommate who ate all of them and blamed it on her boyfriend. Join us for a cupcake-filled adventure where you can build your own bakery and protect it from cupcake thieves.

We have a special Cupcake Protection Squad that will ensure your sweet treats are safe at all times. They will even build a fortress made entirely out of cupcakes to keep them secure. And if anyone dares to steal your cupcakes, they will be banished to the Cupcake-less Dimension where all they can eat is broccoli.

So come join our server and never worry about losing your cupcakes again. Plus, we have epic quests where you can battle evil cupcake monsters and save the world, one cupcake at a time. Trust us, this server is the sweetest place to be!

SurrogateCraft: Just Building Blocks!

aita, blocks, body image, body positivity, building, bullying, Exploitation, family dynamics, fertility, infertility, Insecurities, ivf, lying.., medical reasons, mental health, Pregnancy, privacy, Rumors, self esteem, surrogacy agency, surrogate, SurrogateCraft, weight loss

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3817	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as juicy as this drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this story.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who love to roleplay outrageous scenarios, just like the one above. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic battles between players dressed as pandas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. 😉

MarryCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, consequences, destiny, emotional baggage, fate, first love, life choices, Life decisions, long-term relationships, Love at first sight, Marriage, marriage vows, MarryCraft, Minecraft, partner compatibility, past relationships, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, Server, sexual experiences, soulmates, true love

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where marrying the first person you sleep with is the only way to survive! Imagine a world where your fate is sealed by your first Minecraft sleepover partner – will it be a creeper or a pig? Join us for the ultimate love or death experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and quests that will test your survival skills and your relationships. From building a house together to battling mobs side by side, you and your Minecraft spouse will conquer it all!

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you can find true love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up living happily ever after with a blocky bride or groom!

PixelatedNudesMC

ai generated, Court, crime, criminal charges, cyberbullying, Digital Ethics, judicial system, law enforcement, Legal, Minors, naked images, online safety, PixelatedNudesMC, privacy, punishment, schoolchildren, sentences, social media, spain, Technology, teenagers

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

lol imagine being sent to prison for drawing naked pics of urself with crayons. that’s basically what happened to these 15 kids in spain. but don’t worry, our minecraft server is a safe space for all ur creative (and clothed) builds. join us and avoid the wrath of the ai overlords. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the fbi. shh, don’t tell anyone. come join the fun and build ur wildest dreams (as long as they’re not naked).

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

#EIP, 485502140, action RPG, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, elden ring, EldenCraft, FromSoftware, general, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest Patch, Main information document, map genie, Minecraft, Password, patch notes, previous, RPG, Server, spreadsheets

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the lands between, where you can team up with your friends to take on epic quests and battle fearsome creatures.

But wait, there’s more! With our latest patch, you can now ride on the backs of giant eagles and soar through the skies like a true warrior. Our character planners will help you create the perfect build to dominate your enemies, and our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our group password is “erg” because why not? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s conquer the lands between together!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

CraftyLove, cultural expectations, DATING, Expectations, Fallacy, Gender Roles, Girlfriend, improve, long-term commitment, Minecraft, misconceptions, personal growth, relationship, romantic relationships, self development, self improvement, Server, social conditioning, societal beliefs, societal norms, societal pressure, societal standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Towns Built:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Tired of being told you need to “improve yourself for XX years” just to get a girlfriend? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, all you need to do is build a pixelated castle and boom – instant girlfriend! That’s right, our server is so magical that even your virtual relationships will flourish. Join now and say goodbye to the “improve yourself” nonsense!

SisNeedsBabysitMCServer

alternative arrangements, babysitting duty, Burnout, chaotic gremlins, constant supervision, daycare schedule, Divorce, family conflict, family dynamics, high strung, manual labor, no other options, refusing, risk sanity, SAHM, SisNeedsBabysitMCServer, sister’s kids, summer camp, tasmanian devils, varied schedule, working parents

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ores Mined:	3503
Dragon Eggs Found:	5968	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of babysitting your sister’s chaotic gremlins while trying to survive in the real world of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding diamonds!

On our server, you can unleash your inner Tasmanian devil without any consequences. No need for constant adult supervision here, just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, we have a daycare for all your virtual baby needs, so you can focus on mining and crafting without any distractions.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs sanity when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? It’s time to dig, build, and conquer – all without a single chaotic gremlin in sight. See you in the world of Minecraft!

Broke2Rich Minecraft Server

affordable eats, affordable indulgence, Broke2Rich, budget meals, budget-friendly meals, cheap eats, cheap food, comfort cuisine, comfort eats, comfort food, culinary delights, delicious dishes, economical dining, favorite foods, frugal dining, go-to snacks, guilty pleasure, indulgence, inexpensive cuisine, low cost meals, Minecraft, Server, tasty treats

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Emeralds Found:	5036
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you a Minecraft player who loves eating cheap, greasy food like it’s your job? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only currency is leftover pizza crusts and ramen noodles. Build your empire out of empty chip bags and soda cans, and battle other players with your trusty hot sauce sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where players can mine for golden nuggets that grant them unlimited chicken nuggets for life. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mythical Cheeseburger Canyon, where the rivers flow with melted cheese and the trees are made of bacon.

So come on down to our server and feast like a king on the most ridiculous food items you can imagine. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you have a never-ending supply of dollar store snacks? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

BlockyBonerzCraft

BIZARRE, bizarre behavior, BlockyBonerzCraft, fetish, Freaky, horny, Kinky, Naughty, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join us on [Server Name] where things get a little… spicy. Our players have been known to build some pretty interesting structures when they’re feeling a certain type of way. From giant phallic towers to pixelated love nests, you never know what you’ll stumble upon in our world.

But that’s not all! We also have regular “H#rny Hour” events where players are encouraged to let their freak flags fly and get as creative as they want. Trust us, you’ve never seen redstone used in such… innovative ways before.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a little more risqué, a little more wild, and a whole lot more fun, come join us on [Server Name]. Just be sure to keep it PG-13 in the chat, okay?