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CityCraftFamous

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4418	Ores Mined:	3470
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Towns Built:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old cities? Well, look no further because our server is famous for having a city that is home to a population of talking llamas who run the local government! That’s right, these llamas wear suits and ties and hold meetings to discuss important city matters like where to build the next giant statue of a potato. Join our server and become a citizen of this wacky llama-run city, where the streets are paved with diamonds (literally, we have a diamond mine under the city) and the villagers ride around on flying pigs. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

IslandArmsHeistGoneWrong

ARMS, caribbean, CounterTerrorism, Cuba, embargo, foils, foreign affairs, Government, intelligence, international relations, investigation, ISLAND, IslandArmsHeistGoneWrong, law enforcement, Official, Plot, SECURITY, sneak, Surveillance, U.S, weapons smuggling

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ores Mined:	8157	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we play like cuban spies foiling plots and sneaking arms onto the island from the u.s.

we got secret missions and undercover ops that will blow your mind, like seriously, you will be like “whaaaat is happening right now?!”

our community is tight-knit like a cuban cigar, and we always have each other’s backs, even when we’re being chased by evil villains trying to steal our precious diamonds.

so come on, join us and be part of the most thrilling adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft. plus, we have free virtual mojitos for all new players, so what are you waiting for? let’s do this! 🍹🕵️‍♂️💎

NoShockCraft

anti-static flooring, anti-static measures, carpet installation, carpet manufacturing, carpet technology, carpet thickness, carpeted areas, conductive flooring, electrical conductivity, electrostatic discharge, electrostatic dissipation, flooring materials, human contact, interior carpeting, NoShockCraft, shock resistance, static control, static discharge prevention, static electricity, static prevention, static shock reduction

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	63	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

come join our minecraft server where the carpet is so thick, you won’t even feel the static shock when you touch someone! no more embarrassing moments of zapping your friends when you hug them. our server is like walking on clouds, except the clouds are made of carpet. join now and experience the luxurious world of non-static electricity!

Stinkier than your grandpa’s socks! Stinky SMP: No Resets, No Whitelist, but definitely No Stink Reports. Join now for some funky fun!

Bloodshed, borderlands, Builder, Chat, Fun, Funky, grandpas, java, Join, love, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Nomad, Origins, Peace, PvP, redditors, Reports, Resets, Safezone, Server, smp, socks, stink, stinkier, STINKY, trader.., Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Stinky SMP Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (and updating)
Server Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance	Vanilla+ modpack with optimizers, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Gameplay	Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How often is the server updated?

The server is regularly updated, with the latest version being 1.20.1. Updates are done to ensure the best gameplay experience for all players.

2. What is the server’s approach to moderation?

Stinky SMP upholds fair moderation practices, with appeals and punishment only for true rulebreaks. The focus is on creating a welcoming and inclusive community for all players.

3. How long has the server been running without resets?

Since May 2022, the server has had no resets, providing players with a sense of longevity and continuity in their gameplay experience.

4. Can players suggest changes or features for the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to make suggestions for the server. The staff team reviews all suggestions and considers implementing them to enhance the overall gameplay experience.

5. What is the server’s stance on griefing and PvP?

The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where a central area around spawn is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay, including PvP and griefing.

6. What is the Origins mod, and how does it enhance gameplay?

The Origins mod on Stinky SMP adds a unique element to the gameplay, with custom origins carefully designed and balanced. Players can choose from a variety of origins to suit their playstyle and preferences.

ChadCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Chad, chadcraft, comparison, crime, criminal, Criminal activities, criminal behavior, criminal behavior analysis, criminal justice system, Justice, law enforcement, law enforcement agency, law enforcement officer, law enforcement profession, lawbreaker, Minecraft, Police, police conduct, police officer, police vs criminal, Server, societal norms

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and answer the age-old question: who is more chad, a policeman or a criminal?

On our server, you can choose to be a cop and uphold the law by patrolling the streets and catching those pesky criminals. Or you can embrace your inner rebel and become a mastermind criminal, pulling off heists and evading the fuzz at every turn.

But that’s not all! Our server features insane mini-games like “Cops vs. Robbers” where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate chad in this epic showdown between cops and robbers!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

blockparty, character profiles, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List community, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, Forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, Minecraft, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, Server, site drama, The Brink, third party chat client, tq, webchat

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Emeralds Found:	5481
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Forget about building houses and farming crops, here you can create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, gossip, and outrageous roleplay scenarios. Our community is always buzzing with excitement and creativity, so come on in and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the brink of a whole new world of possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this epic adventure of roleplaying and fun. Just be prepared to leave your inhibitions at the door, because things are about to get wild!

BedroomBrawlCraft

AITAH, BedroomBrawlCraft, Boundaries, broken air mattress, brothers step kids, cabin accommodations, child discipline, difficult children, disrespectful kids, family conflict, family dynamics, family vacation, not giving up my bedroom, parenting, rude behavior, sharing bedrooms, Siblings, stepsons, vacation etiquette, vacation home

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1631

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any deflating air mattresses or entitled stepkids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your own comfort for unruly children who can’t listen. On our server, you can sleep soundly in your own virtual bedroom without anyone demanding you give it up for their own convenience.

We don’t tolerate any entitled behavior here, so you can rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any rude comments or passive-aggressive attitudes. Our community is all about having fun and enjoying the game without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life family vacation drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with us as we create our own virtual paradise where everyone is welcome, as long as they leave the air mattresses intact!

MineRich Minecraft Server

Appearance, Authenticity, financial habits, financial independence, fulfillment, Investments, Lifestyle, long-term thinking, luxury, materialism, mindset, Minecraft, MineRich, MONEY, Priorities, self worth, Server, social comparison, Status, success, VALUES, Wealth accumulation, Wealthy

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

On our Minecraft server, the main difference is whether you have a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or not! Join us and show off your virtual bling while mining for precious resources. Trust us, the creepers will be green with envy.

We have a secret underground vault filled with virtual gold blocks that only the elite players can access. Rumor has it that Steve himself guards the entrance, ready to challenge anyone who dares to try and steal his treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheep. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your friends. Just be careful, they’re known to be a little…colorful.

So why settle for just appearing rich when you can actually be wealthy in the world of Minecraft? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual riches!

Blocktopia: The Daily Grind

AMBITION, blocktopia, Daily, Dedication, determination, discipline, DRIVE, fulfillment, goals, grind, growth, inspiration, mindset, motivation, Passion, perseverance, positivity, productivity, purpose, Routine, self improvement, self-care, success

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Do you ever wake up and think, “I need to join a Minecraft server that will blow my mind and make me question my sanity”? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos, creativity, and sheer ridiculousness.

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. Yes, you read that right. Chickens everywhere, boogying down like there’s no tomorrow. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a majestic creature that farts out diamonds. That’s right, DIAMONDS. Who needs mining when you have a flatulent pig on your side?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Troll Bridge, where unsuspecting players are challenged to a dance-off with a gang of mischievous trolls. Can you bust a move and out-dance these sneaky creatures? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of absurdity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of diamond-farting pig magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SunLassoMaui

Adventure, animated film, demigod, Disney, god like, heroic deeds, legend, magical abilities, maui, Maui’s hook, Moana, Mythical hero, Pacific Islander, Polynesian mythology, Powerful, strength, Sun God, Sun lasso, SunLassoMaui, Supernatural, underestimated

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1745	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	524
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Yo, have u ever wanted to be as powerful as Maui from Moana? Well, on this server, u can be! We got the SUN lassoed up just like Maui did, so u know we mean business. Join us and harness the power of the sun to dominate all the other players. Plus, we got llamas that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of ur life! Join now and become a legend like Maui himself.