clean stand up comedy 2019 Minecraft Servers

ScholarshipGate: No Tuition, No Problems!

adulting, attitude, college, Communication, consequences, DEADLINE, Decision making, education, email, family dynamics, financial aid, GPA, loans, Paperwork, parenting, Problems, RESPONSIBILITY, scholarship, ScholarshipGate, STUDENT, tough love, tuition

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9283	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful kids who can’t even check their email for a $20k scholarship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to lose your scholarship money, because, well, we’re not in charge of your finances.

Join us for a wild ride of building, crafting, and avoiding paperwork at all costs. Who needs a 3.5 GPA when you can have a diamond sword, am I right?

And don’t worry, our server is judgment-free when it comes to blaming parents for your own mistakes. So come on down and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where the only deadlines are creeper explosions. See you there!

PixelFlicks Minecraft Server

bad movie, cinematic disappointment, cool concept, creative concept, DISAPPOINTING, failed attempt., film, flawed execution, good premise, high expectations, interesting idea, letdown, Minecraft, missed opportunity, missed potential, Movie, PixelFlicks, poorly executed, potential wasted, Server, underwhelming, unsuccessful adaptation, wrong execution

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magic Items Found:	7703	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Picture this: you’re wandering through the vast world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a server like no other. This server is like a movie with a cool concept but wrong execution – except in this case, the concept is so outrageous and the execution is so hilariously perfect that you can’t help but join in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging explosive chickens. Our server is like a blockbuster movie gone wrong in all the right ways – you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits around the corner.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the ultimate blend of chaos, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a well-executed movie when you can have a server like this?

ComfortCraftMC

childhood favorites, comfort food, ComfortCraftMC, cozy food, emotional eating, Favorite Food, feel good food, food cravings, food nostalgia, food therapy, go-to dish, guilty pleasure, home cooked meals, indulgence, satisfying meal, self-care, soul food, stress eating, ultimate comfort, warm and comforting

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5839
Void Armor Forged:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	83
Love Letters Sent:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Do you ever just crave a pixelated feast while mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic food selection you’ve ever seen! From block-shaped burgers to creeper cupcakes, we’ve got it all! Join us for a gastronomic adventure like no other!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once defeated an entire army of zombies with just a carrot and a stick. Will you dare to challenge his porky power?

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive skydiving mini-game? Jump off the tallest tower in the land and see if you can land on a tiny block of water below. It’s the ultimate test of bravery and coordination!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most delicious, and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts and epic battles instead? Join us now and let the fun begin!

TerrorCraft – UK Minecraft Server

Accountability, Conflict, cover up, Diplomacy, extremism, financial support, Foreign Office, funding, Government, Groups, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Palestinian, political controversy, scandal, Server, terror-linked, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, transparency, uk

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

so, like, u kno how the UK Foreign Office is all secretive and stuff about funding to, like, terror-linked Palestinian groups? well, on our minecraft server, we have a secret underground base where we uncover all the juicy deets about this scandal! join us and become a secret agent, uncovering government secrets while building epic structures and battling creepers! plus, we have a pet llama named fluffy who spits on anyone who tries to grief our server. come join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and blocky adventures!

PrisonBreakCraft

Conflict, eastern europe, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Military, military strategy, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner exchange, prisoner release, prisoners, prisoners of war, Release, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian crisis, War

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE RELEASED THOUSANDS OF PRISONERS FROM UKRAINE TO FIGHT AGAINST RUSSIA! THEY’RE READY TO MINE AND CRAFT THEIR WAY TO VICTORY! WATCH OUT FOR THE CREEPERS, THEY’RE JUST AS DANGEROUS AS THE RUSSIANS! JOIN NOW FOR AN EPIC BATTLE OF BLOCKS AND FREEDOM!

CymaticCraft: 2D Fun in a 3D World

2D version, 3D reality, audiovisual art, Cymatic patterns, CymaticCraft, frequency visualization, Fun, geometric shapes, greater complexities, harmonic frequencies, intricate designs., intricate patterns, multidimensional reality, Music Visualization, natural formations, resonance patterns, scientific phenomena, sound visualization, vibrational energy, visual representation, wave interference, wave patterns, world

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7098
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Items Found:	2003
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story. So, like, one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension where everything was made of diamonds. And, get this, the creepers were actually friendly and gave out free hugs! Can you believe it?! Plus, the cymatic patterns on this server are off the charts, man. It’s like tripping on mushrooms without actually eating any mushrooms, ya feel me? So, come join us and experience the mind-blowing 2D version of reality in 3D. It’s gonna be a total blast, dude!

BrainCrafters: Postmortem vs. Living

Brain, brain disorders, BrainCrafters, Diagnostics, Differences, Enhancements, Factors, inflammation, Levels, Living, living brain tissues, living samples, parkinsons, Postmortem, postmortem brain tissues, postmortem samples, researchers, RNA, RNA editing, samples, tissues, treatments, Understanding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got RNA editing in postmortem and living brain tissues, like, whoa. And, get this, the postmortem samples have higher levels because of inflammation, like, mind blown, right? Join this server and, like, understand these crazy differences, man. It’s gonna, like, enhance diagnostics and treatments for brain disorders like Parkinson’s, like, who even knew, right? So, like, join now and, like, let’s get brainy together, bro. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

4chanFear Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chanFear, Anonymity, cyber threats, cyberbullying, digital security, fear, forum, internet regulations, internet safety, jannies, Minecraft, Moderation, online behavior, online censorship, Online Community, online harassment, online privacy, Robots, Server, Shut down, threatening posts, trolling

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the jannies are constantly on edge about getting shut down by the feds for some crazy 4chan shenanigans? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Our jannies are fearless warriors who laugh in the face of danger and will never let a little FBI threat get in the way of some good old block-building fun.

Join us for epic adventures where robots come to life and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Watch out for those sneaky creepers, they might just be undercover agents trying to take down our server. But fear not, our community is strong and we will band together to protect our virtual home from any and all threats.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems and you never know what crazy antics will unfold next. See you in the game, brave adventurer!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, BlockyBanter, Conversations, digital communication, discussion, forum, image sharing, imageboard, IndiaChan, Indian forum, Indian imageboard, Indian users, internet culture, long tail tags, message board, Minecraft, No. 199221280, Online Community, Posts, Server, Threads

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us at http://indiachan.xyz/ for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and singing villagers. The player was so amazed by this unexpected discovery that they couldn’t stop laughing for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a magical portal that leads to a land filled with giant chickens and flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true for all you animal lovers out there!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at http://indiachan.xyz/ for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SisCritiqueButPaidForCollege

aunt, Boundaries, college, consequences, criminal charges, criticizing, Grandparents, Guilt, Incident, lie, loan, OBLIGATION, parents, private school, Raising, savings, SisCritiqueButPaidForCollege, sister, suspension, Therapy, tuition

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Join our server and leave all the family feuds behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun without worrying about your sister pulling crazy stunts like Mia. Imagine a world where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or family drama getting in your way.

Plus, who needs grandparents helping with college when you can mine for diamonds and build your own empire in our server? Forget about loans and financial stress, just focus on building the ultimate Minecraft kingdom.

Join us now and leave all the real-life chaos behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie battles instead? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master!