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JobLessCraft SMP: Worst Job Wisdom

Adaptability, Career Growth, Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, difficult work environment, Job, JoblessCraft, learning experience, patience, perseverance, personal development, problem-solving skills, Professional Growth, resilience, self improvement, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management, useful lessons, wisdom, work ethic, WORST, worst job

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, I once joined and found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret millionaire who gives away real-life cash prizes to the top players every month! Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using only enchanted fishing rods. It’s like a total blast, dude! So come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

TeleportCorp: ProfitMaximized!

Business strategies, consumerism, corporate greed, Corporations, cost cutting, dystopian future, employee exploitation, Exploitation, futuristic, Greed, innovation, market manipulation, monopoly, profit maximization, profit-driven society, ProfitMaximized, Sci Fi, Star trek, Technology, Teleportation, TeleportCorp, unethical practices

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	5325
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken the concept of Star Trek teleportation and turned it into a hilarious disaster! Imagine trying to teleport to your friend’s base, only to end up in a pit of lava surrounded by creepers. It’s chaos at its finest!

But wait, there’s more! Our corporations have gotten involved and they’re here to make your teleportation experience even more miserable. Picture this: you try to teleport to the nearest village for some trading, but instead, you end up in the middle of a corporate office meeting. The CEO is yelling at you for interrupting their presentation on how to turn diamonds into profit!

Join our server for a wild ride of teleportation mishaps, corporate greed, and endless laughs. Who knows where you’ll end up next? Just remember to watch out for those pesky teleportation fees – they’ll get you every time!

ColombiaCraft Minecraft Server

colombia, ColombiaCraft, deportation, deportation agreements, deportation flights, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, government actions, immigration, Immigration Policy, international relations, Minecraft, Politics, refusal, sanctions, sanctions policy, Server, south america, trump, Trump administration, US foreign relations, US-Colombia relations

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where trump is the ruler and he is ordering sanctions on colombia for not accepting his deportation flights. build your own wall to keep out the colombians and show your loyalty to trump by mining for gold and diamonds. beware of the colombian spies trying to infiltrate our server and steal our resources. join now for a crazy adventure filled with politics and drama! #BuildTheWall #Trump2020

OryolCraft: Drone Strike Defense

air strike, Conflict, defence forces, Defense, Destruction, drone, drone warehouses, eastern europe, international relations, military intervention, military operation, military technology, Oryol Oblast, OryolCraft, RETALIATION, russia, SECURITY, Shaheds, strike, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Ukraine, right? And suddenly, the defense forces are like, “Yo, let’s go wreck some drone warehouses in Russia!” And BOOM, they destroy over 200 Shaheds!

Now, if you wanna experience that level of epicness in Minecraft, you gotta join our server. We got drones, we got warehouses, we got Shaheds – it’s a freakin’ warzone up in here!

Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out in epic PvP battles, raid enemy bases, and conquer new territories. Plus, we have the most lit community ever, so you’ll never be bored.

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the block!

SpaceCraft: Webb’s Expansion Challenge

challenge, Cosmic, cosmic theory, cross-check, Crucial, Expansion, findings, Hubble space telescope, largest study, measurements, mysterious expansion, Space, spacecraft, study, telescope, theory, Universe, universe expansion, Universe’s Expansion, universe’s mysterious expansion, Webb Telescope, Webbs

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Villages Defended:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin in your minecraft world, building some epic stuff, and suddenly you look up and see the webb telescope zooming by, like, whoa dude, that’s crazy! and then you find out that this server is, like, the biggest study of the universe expansion ever, like, mind blown, right?

and get this, the findings confirm a challenge to cosmic theory, like, what even is cosmic theory anyway? who cares, it’s just a cool reason to join this server and be a part of something huge, literally!

plus, they say the findings offer a crucial cross-check for previous hubble space telescope measurements, like, hubble who? we got the webb telescope up in here, doing big things in the minecraft universe.

so come join us on this epic server, where you can build, explore, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the webb telescope doing its thing. it’s gonna be out of this world, literally!

Bucketry Minecraft

Bucketry, Challenges, Classes, Community Events, Creative, Custom Biomes, Economy, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, Parkour, Pets, pixel art, PvP, Quests, Races, Redstone, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Trading, Vehicles

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft!

Java Server	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock Server	mc.bucketry.net:19132

At Bucketry, you can truly play your way—whether that’s as a warrior, builder, farmer, or explorer. This is Minecraft with a purpose.

Why Play at Bucketry?

Quests That Matter
Gear Built Your Way
Master Your Path
Build Your Kingdom
Player-Driven Economy
A Community You’ll Want to Join
Quests with a Story
Streamlined for Fun

Start Your Journey Today

Build, explore, and challenge yourself alongside others who love Minecraft as much as you do. Ready to jump in?

Ghostly Welcome Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, ghost, Ghostly, haunted house, japanese manga, Land, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga hiatus, manga lovers, manga publication, manga question, manga series, manga updates, Mystery, ongoing series, publication, Supernatural, Suspense, update, Wakeari Ghost Mansion, Welcome to Ghost Mansion

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45

Yo, bro, forget about that manga, come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a haunted mansion! We got updates every day, unlike that manga you’re waiting for.

Join us for some spooky fun and build your own ghostly mansion with your homies. Who needs manga when you can live it in Minecraft?

Don’t be a ghost, join our server and haunt your friends with epic builds and crazy adventures. Let’s make some memories that will never be forgotten, unlike that manga that’s MIA.

So what are you waiting for? Leave that manga behind and join us for some ghostly shenanigans on the best Minecraft server out there. It’s time to get spooktacular!

PixelPeek Minecraft Server

age difference, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Girlfriend, instagram, Message, Minecraft, mirror photo, mistake, misunderstanding, PixelPeek, privacy, relationship, Respect, risque pic, Server, sexting, sexy photo, underwear, unsolicited pic

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Animals Bred:	160	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas storm through your village, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with the creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just remember to ask permission before sending any mirror selfies in your underwear, trust us on this one!

AuntieNoCoverUpMC

AITAH, AuntieNoCoverUpMC, brothers, cover up, dad, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, family visit, inappropriate attire, Inappropriate Behavior, mature out, oversized shirts, permanent resident, slight argument, STARING, teenage phase, telling my aunt, UNCOMFORTABLE, underwear

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can wear oversized shirts and underwear without judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to express yourself freely, even if your aunt disagrees. Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity shine. Plus, we promise no one will stare at you inappropriately, unless you count the creepers in the game! So come on over and build your dream world with us, where pants are optional and fun is mandatory.

BlockbusterBinge

again.., Beloved, Binge, BlockbusterBinge, Cinematic, emotional, Entertainment, Experience, Favorite, film, first time, Impactful, memorable, Movie, Nostalgia, rewatch, series, television, tv show, watch, wish

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
New Chunks Explored:	326105	Players Killed by Monsters:	7419
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2926	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right – the creepers have some killer dance moves on our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about joining our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant or participating in our synchronized swimming competition in the lava pool?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you’re lucky, you might just run into him while exploring the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!