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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 3369 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 978 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a sitcom episode where your dad thinks he’s being funny by embarrassing you in front of strangers. But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun (or at least that’s what our therapist says).
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure that’s as unpredictable as my dad’s sense of humor, come join us! Just remember to wear a bra, or be prepared for some unexpected commentary from our crew of construction workers.