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F1nnCraft SMP: The Adventures of Thread

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	862	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you unlimited powers (and a serious case of the munchies).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

ParentalExile Minecraft Server

abusive in-laws, abusive parents, Cultural differences, daughter’s perspective, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational trauma, immigrant children, immigrant experience, immigrant family dynamics, immigrant parents, immigration, intergenerational abuse, Manipulation, Minecraft, parental expectations, ParentalExile, Server, Sponsorship

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they can just waltz into your life and take advantage of you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a fortress to keep out unwanted relatives, like the abusive in-laws who think they can manipulate their way into your home. Use your creativity to create a world where you call the shots and keep toxic family members at bay.

Plus, you’ll meet other players who understand the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws. Share your stories and bond over ridiculous family drama while building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with fellow players who know what it’s like to deal with insane family dynamics. And remember, on our server, you’re the boss of your own world!

BrotherlyBlockOut or SiblingShenanigans

Accountability, adulting, bills, Boundaries, BrotherlyBlockOut, cleanliness, Communication, family, financial responsibility, INDEPENDENCE, Job, job stability, living situation, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling dynamics, Siblings, SiblingShenanigans, tough love

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Votes:	9245	Dragons Tamed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3387

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with lazy siblings who can’t seem to get their act together! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about your brother mooching off of you.

On our server, you can build your dream house without the fear of coming home to a sink full of dishes and trash everywhere. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, all while avoiding the stress of dealing with a brother who can’t seem to hold down a job.

So why join our server? Because here, you can finally have some peace and quiet without constantly being nagged by a sibling who just can’t seem to grow up. Trust us, you won’t regret escaping to our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join now and leave your real-life problems behind!

EternalEats Minecraft SMP

EternalEats, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat every day is bread? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can eat cake every single day without ever getting tired of it! That’s right, we have an unlimited supply of cake for all our players because we believe in living life to the fullest, one slice at a time.

Join us on this wild adventure where the land is made of candy, the animals wear party hats, and the trees grow lollipops. But be warned, the cake may be delicious, but it’s also cursed with a spell that turns players into dancing unicorns every full moon. So if you’re ready for a crazy, sugar-filled journey unlike any other, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the cake-eating festivities begin!

SnackCrafters3000

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as addictive as eating an entire bag of potato chips in one sitting? Look no further! Our server is like a bottomless pit of snacks, except instead of snacks, it’s endless fun and adventure in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and indulge in our virtual snack bar, where you can munch on virtual treats while building your dream world. Need a break from all the snacking? Take a dip in our lava pool or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cookie!

So come on over and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the snacks are plentiful and the fun never ends. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure!

HungaryCraft: No Refugees Allowed!

Allowed, asylum seekers, border control, displacement, eastern europe, Europe, european union, forced migration, government policy, homelessness, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, HungaryCraft, Immigration Policy, international relations, legal implications, new law, political controversy, Refugee Crisis, refugee rights, Refugees, social justice, Ukrainian refugees

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Void Gems Collected:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Votes:	6914	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	408

come join this cray cray minecraft server where we make hungary look like a walk in the park! we got so many ukrainian refugees running around, you’ll feel like you’re in a real life war zone! build your base, but watch out for those pesky refugees trying to steal your diamonds! it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not actually in hungary dealing with this mess, amirite? join now for a chaotic and unpredictable gaming experience!

ThwaitesGlacierSafe2021

Antarctic Ice, Century, climate change, collapse, Environmental Science, geological research, glacial melt, ice dynamics, ice sheet, ice shelf, marine ice cliff instability, melting, Modeling, new research, polar regions, scientific study, Sea Level Rise, separate models, Stability, Thwaites Glacier, ThwaitesGlacierSafe2021

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	104	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7370	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

so, like, imagine this server, right? it’s like, so epic that even the Thwaites Glacier is like, “whoa, that’s cool, bro.” we got three separate models showing that this server is so stable, even the ice sheet is like, “i wanna join that server, sounds lit.”

join us and be part of the most stable Minecraft server in the universe. we’re so stable, even the marine ice cliff instability is like, “nah, i’m good, i’ll pass on collapsing today.”

come build, explore, and have a blast on our server. who needs stability in real life when you can have it in Minecraft? join us now and experience the epicness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Mystmoor: Come for the semi-vanilla, stay for the PVP and anti-grief! No whitelist, just chaos and land claims!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP
Small Whitelisted Community
Enthusiasts of Classic Minecraft Experience

Overview:

Mystmoor is a small whitelisted community of enthusiasts of the classic Minecraft experience. We cherish the game’s core essence and we’re excited to welcome new members who share our passion.

Mystmoor provides:

Friendly staff ready to help.
Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements.
Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted.
The challenge of Hard mode.
Strong measures against cheating and grief.
No pay-to-win.

Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV

Website: https://mystmoor.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is a small whitelisted community.
Are there friendly staff members?	Yes, there are friendly staff members ready to help.
Is the gameplay authentic vanilla?	Yes, with sensible enhancements.
Is cheating and griefing allowed?	No, there are strong measures against cheating and griefing.
Is there pay-to-win on the server?	No, there is no pay-to-win system in place.

BlockyBuccaneers Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Meteorites Collected:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Crops Grown:	3794	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of surprises and insanity!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because we have TNT cannons).

Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. So say goodbye to boring old Minecraft and hello to the most epic adventure of your life!

CraftyCity Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Metropolis

blocky, city exploration, city life, city parks, coastal city, CraftyCity, cultural diversity, historical architecture, Italian Cuisine, italy, local markets, Mediterranean climate, metropolis, Minecraft, outdoor cafes, Palermo, pedestrian-friendly, public transportation, sicily, smp, street art, tourist attractions, Urban planning, Vibrant Community, walkable sidewalks

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Votes:	1565	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our city is so wild that even the sidewalks aren’t walkable – you’ll be dodging creepers, zombies, and even the occasional flying pig! Join us if you dare to experience the ultimate thrill of trying to survive in a city where chaos reigns supreme. Who needs walkable sidewalks when you can have a heart-pounding adventure around every corner? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of Palermo!