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Crafty Chunky Monkeys

bulking, Caloric Intake, Calorie Counting, Calorie Dense Foods, chunky, Crafty, FITNESS, fitness goals, Gaining Weight, Healthy Eating, Healthy Weight Gain, High Calorie Foods, meal planning, monkeys, muscle building, nutrition, Summer Body Goals, weight gain, Weight Gain Challenge, Weight Gain Diet, Weight Gain Journey, Weight Gain Progress, Weight Gain Tips

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Crops Grown:	2475
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unlimited Diamond Blocks: On our server, you can find diamond blocks everywhere you go! No need to mine for hours on end, just walk around and you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.

2. Flying Pigs: Yes, you read that right. Our server has flying pigs that you can ride around on. Who needs a boring old horse when you can soar through the skies on a majestic flying pig?

3. Secret Underground City: Rumor has it, there’s a secret underground city on our server that is filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exciting Minecraft adventure of your life!

BaguetteCraft: Where Portuguese and French Players Unite!

BaguetteCraft, Brazil, cultural similarities, French, Language, language comparison, language connections, language evolution, language history, language learning, language similarities, linguistic connections, linguistic similarities, meu senhor, Monsieur, mosior, northern brazil, Players, Portuguese, pronunciation, Similarities, unite, vowel sounds

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	2056	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Void Gems Collected:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the similarities between languages are as mind-blowing as finding diamonds in a cave!

Join us and discover the hidden connections between words like Meu senhor (My sir) and Monsieur (French) – who knew language could be so WACKY?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll encounter MYSTERIOUS creatures that speak in tongues only decipherable by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to crack the code and unlock their secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our INSANE world of linguistic wonders and ABSURD discoveries – who knows what you’ll find!

Mel’s Goon Squad

arousal, artwork, Cumming, desire, FANTASY, fetish, goon, gooning, indulgence, Late, mel, Mels, Naughty, Obsession, Party, PHOTO, Pleasure, Private, Sad Mel, satisfaction, satisfaction trail, secret, squad, taboo

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8338	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ores Mined:	4243

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the party never stops! 🎉 Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power to make your character break out into a spontaneous dance every time you mine them! 💃

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic dance battles. And rumor has it, if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the legendary Disco Llama! 🦙✨

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our mind-blowing Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Normie-Free Zone: Minecraft Madness!

Backlash, big budget, consumerism, criticism, culture, Disappointment, Entertainment, games, hype, Industry, madness, Mainstream, Marketing, Media, Minecraft, MONEY, NormieFree, normies, obsessed, Overrated, Popular, Suck, trends, Zone

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where big budget games all suck and normies are nowhere to be found! Why waste your time playing those mainstream games when you can join us for some truly epic adventures in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Our server is filled with insane builds that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underground lairs, our players have created some truly jaw-dropping creations. And the best part? You can join in on the fun and build your own masterpiece!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to some of the most ridiculous mini-games you’ll ever play. From parkour challenges that will test your skills to PvP battles that will leave you laughing until you cry, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why waste your time on those boring big budget games when you can join us for some truly unforgettable Minecraft adventures? Come join us today and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Crackers: Where Even Pixels Can’t Be Oppressed

activism, civil rights, crackers, Crafty, discrimination, equality, Minority representation, minority rights, oppressed, pixels, population statistics, racial activism, racial awareness, racial discrimination, racial disparities, racial dynamics, Racial equality, racial inequality, racial justice, racial minorities, social justice, systemic racism, white minority, white privilege

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have unicorns that poop rainbows and leprechauns guarding our precious diamonds! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine and became the richest player in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest enchanted items that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have joined our dance parties! So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Hit Me Up in Minecraft

anger, bottling up, control, coping, counseling, emotional regulation, emotions, emotions management, Hit, Hitting, impulse control, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Outburst, Release, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress, Therapy, urges

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Do you ever feel like randomly hitting things? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, you can let out all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all who stand in your way. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and release all that built-up tension.

But be warned, if you don’t release your anger in-game, you might end up like the player who started randomly hitting things in real life. Don’t let that happen to you! Join our server and let the madness begin.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start smashing, crushing, and destroying everything in sight! Let the chaos reign supreme on our Minecraft server!

KanaCraft: Renai LOLculation Server

10 years, 450000 times, addiction, Anime, Daily, Dedication, Fan, internet, japanese, Kana Hanazawa, KanaCraft, LOLculation, meme, Music, Obsession, Otaku, record-breaking, Renai, Renai Circulation, Repetition, Server, viral, voice actor

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the most dedicated fans of Kana Hanazawa’s “Renai Circulation” are welcome! 🎶

Picture this: a man who listened to this iconic song 450,000 times in just 10 years has graced our server with his presence. That’s right, he’s practically a LEGEND in the making!

Join us for a chance to meet this music aficionado and maybe even challenge him to a dance-off in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next viral sensation on YouTube with your epic Minecraft moves!

So why wait? Dive into our server and let the music of Kana Hanazawa guide you to victory! 🕺💃

Blocky Banter

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	7122	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with UNICORNS that poop rainbows, PIGS that can fly, and CHICKENS that lay golden eggs.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. Legend has it that if you defeat him in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with DIAMOND armor and weapons that shoot EXPLODING sheep. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most EPIC Minecraft community in the world!

IncelCraft: Where even Poobros can’t make excuses!

DATING, discrimination, EXCUSE, Excuses, IncelCraft, Insecurity, Loneliness, Masculinity, mental health, poobro, Poobros, Race, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, social norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Therapy, toxic masculinity, white girlfriend, white incel

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hopeless white incel can find love! Imagine a world where poobros are dating white girlfriends left and right, leaving our poor incels feeling left out. But fear not, on our server, we have created a special Love Potion that guarantees you will find your dream white girlfriend in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the rare Diamond Ring of Love, rumored to have magical powers that will attract any white girlfriend to you. But beware, you’ll have to navigate through treacherous Creeper-infested caves and battle fierce Ender Dragons to reach your ultimate goal.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s show those poobros that even white incels can find love in the world of Minecraft!

Blocky Love or Hate

blocky, charismatic, cool guy, cute, death metal, Entertaining, funny, Gaming, hate, hate it, hololive, love, love it, mori calliope, Music, Rap, regular basis, STREAMS, TALENTED, trending, Unique, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server and play with the one and only Mori Calliope! She’s not just a pretty cool guy, she’s also a master builder who can create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that she once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a stack of dirt.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs, creepers that explode into rainbows, and diamonds that rain from the sky. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by Notch himself. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!